tonyh29 Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Out of interest, if you had given up football, would you have left VT? I don't know. I was thinking I'd probably have to, to avoid being sucked back into the pit of suffering. A full on rant telling each one of us exactly what you think of us , using every expletive known to man just to make sure you don't change your mind and come back will solve that problem P.s .. Start with Bicks:) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 I've completely lost interest in footie at the moment. Didn't even know who we signed until ginko told me the other day. It's completely unexciting. I'd still come here though, off topic can be brilliant and I use the games forum quite a lot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 i was reading the inferno recently and i'm pretty sure dante was thinking of a future football forum when he described the fifth circle in canto vii 'Here saw I people, more than elsewhere, many, On one side and the other, with great howls, Rolling weights forward by main force of chest. They clashed together, and then at that point Each one turned backward, rolling retrograde, Crying, "Why keepest?" and, "Why squanderest thou?" Thus they returned along the lurid circle On either hand unto the opposite point, Shouting their shameful metre evermore. Then each, when he arrived there, wheeled about Through his half-circle to another joust;' 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Out of interest, if you had given up football, would you have left VT? Why? I'gave up' on football quite a while ago. Doesn't stop me coming on here in the off tropics. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Choreographed dance routines at weddings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 8, 2015 Moderator Share Posted August 8, 2015 You just haven't seen the right routine yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 I'm sure they're all as tacky and embarrassing as each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted August 8, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted August 8, 2015 So far today I've had my PC inexplicably stop working, one the locks on the door break, the ironing board break, and the lawnmower break halfway through mowing the lawn. To say the lawnmower was considerably more broken after its first break down, is an understatement. If anything else breaks today it'll be sacrificed to the gods through the medium of fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 (edited) First day of the football season and how many Premier League games at 3pm? FOUR! First day should be everyone playing at the same time or at least the vast majority. Makes it more special. Obviously never going to go back to those days Edited August 8, 2015 by Xela 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 i was reading the inferno recently and i'm pretty sure dante was thinking of a future football forum when he described the fifth circle in canto vii 'Here saw I people, more than elsewhere, many, On one side and the other, with great howls, Rolling weights forward by main force of chest. They clashed together, and then at that point Each one turned backward, rolling retrograde, Crying, "Why do you hoard?" and, "Why do you waste?" Thus they returned along the lurid circle On either hand unto the opposite point, Shouting their shameful metre evermore. Then each, when he arrived there, wheeled about Through his half-circle to another joust;' A slight tweak but I think it makes it clearer. I am not sure it describes football but Dante seems to have predicted the slogans of the two wings of British politics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 (edited) First day of the football season and how many Premier League games at 3pm? FOUR! First day should be everyone playing at the same time or at least the vast majority. Makes it more special. Obviously never going to go back to those days They shouldn't have it in the middle of the cricket season neither! Edited August 8, 2015 by snowychap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 I've had this small mole on my right ear for as long as I can remember, anyway it's small enough that I forget it's even there. Until I looked in the mirror today and noticed I had about five hairs an inch long growing from it. God knows how long they've been there. People must think I'm some sort of hairy-eared freak, why didn't anyone tell me ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Eewww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brommy Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 I've had this small mole on my right ear for as long as I can remember, anyway it's small enough that I forget it's even there. Until I looked in the mirror today and noticed I had about five hairs an inch long growing from it. God knows how long they've been there. People must think I'm some sort of hairy-eared freak, why didn't anyone tell me ffs. Because most people look in the mirror more than 3 times a year so they assumed you knew? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 probably been living off earworms, would be cruel to put it back in the wild after all this time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 When the musical score in a movie is to loud and annoying ......eg the empire strikes back, the dark night rises Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Started a last man standing, £10 each entry, got 46 people to play...12 left after Chelsea and arsenals results this weekend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eames Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 (edited) The wholly invented term "cis" a) Its totally unnecessary. b ) appears only to be used as a pejorative term of thinly veiled abuse - as if it is a bad thing. Edited August 10, 2015 by Eames Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 10, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted August 10, 2015 Reddit being used as a source of speculation in On Topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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