Xela Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Took the scenic route then? Lovely place Erdington, no wonder you wanted to savour the surroundings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 My last Yodel package, they left it on my doorstep. Like literally in the middle, in plain view. Anyone could see it and I had to step over it to get in the door. Hilariously, they'd also posted one of those sorry we missed you slips through the door telling me "LEFT ON DOORSTEP" No shit. They've done that to me a number of times even though I have a safe place and it's stated on the delivery note. Do they follow the instructions and the note though? Nope. They just put it on the doorstep so it shines like a beacon waiting for some chancer to walk by and take it for themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 driving today, kidderminster to erdington, 2 hours there, hour and half back So you drove away from Erdington a lot faster than you drove to it? Fair enough. Hey! Only we're allowed to say that! B23/B24 4eva! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 driving today, kidderminster to erdington, 2 hours there, hour and half back So you drove away from Erdington a lot faster than you drove to it? Fair enough. Hey! Only we're allowed to say that! B23/B24 4eva! Those are Darlington post codes, are they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 (edited) driving today, kidderminster to erdington, 2 hours there, hour and half back So you drove away from Erdington a lot faster than you drove to it? Fair enough. Hey! Only we're allowed to say that! B23/B24 4eva! Those are Darlington post codes, are they? Erd! I may live in Land of the Prince Bishops now, but I'm a Stockland Green lad at heart. Edited November 7, 2014 by dAVe80 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 driving today, kidderminster to erdington, 2 hours there, hour and half back So you drove away from Erdington a lot faster than you drove to it? Fair enough. Hey! Only we're allowed to say that! B23/B24 4eva! Those are Darlington post codes, are they? Erd! I may live in Land of the Prince Bishops now, but I'm an Stockland Green lad at heart. B24 crew 4eva! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 The GTAV crew would kick your asses. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Yodel are words removed. Utter words removed. Delivered my my package to a different street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Never had a problem with Yodel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 I once new a yodel lady who would like to sing at the top of big hills and mountains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Never had a problem with Yodel. Well of course you would like all things yodel-related. Three words. Focus - Hocus Pocus. (They were Dutch). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djdabush Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 I think it was Yodel that went to the effort of getting into my back garden and then put my parcel in a mop bucket that had been left outside. Top quality service I think you'd agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 People who dawdle or pause at the top/bottom of escalators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veloman Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 There is of course an expression, probably only known to the more erudite amongst us, known as 'yodelling in the canyon' ! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 My missus is a dawdler, 2 places where it pisses me off at a till when buying something, she won't open her handbag or get her purse out until she's asked to pay, we can be queuing for ten minutes and she'll buy something and say "I might have that in change" and start looking, why don't you look during the ten minutes of queuing?! The 2nd one is a strange one, if I'm driving, we'll pull up on the drive, I'll turn the engine off, take my seat belt off, open the car door, 9/10 I'll turn to her 30 seconds to a minute after I've pulled up and say "you staying in the car?" before she gets her shit together, she just sits there completely blank, I'll have got out the car, walked round it, opened the front door, checked the post, turned the lights on etc before she's got out, and then I have to go back and lock it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post RunRickyRun Posted November 8, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted November 8, 2014 (edited) Yodel are words removed. Utter words removed. Edited November 8, 2014 by RunRickyRun 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Kitchen Roll. I swear I replace the roll every other day. Lorraine Pascal. No one should be that perfect. Word removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Kitchen Roll. I swear I replace the roll every other day. Lorraine Pascal. No one should be that perfect. Word removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 If I had said Janet Street Acid Vagina then you would have had a fair point but in this instance you are wrong. I won't let you sully her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Seriously - 4/10 Would. Not. Bang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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