Ingram85 Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 If I had said Janet Street Acid Vagina then you would have had a fair point but in this instance you are wrong. I won't let you sully her. She could eat an Orange through a tennis racket. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Knobbly knees and massive gnashers. Obviously 'would' but she'd by far down the list. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 She's ok, better looking than most chefs on tv. Id certainly give her toad in the hole. (id insert my penis into her vagina). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 She's ok, better looking than most chefs on tv. Id certainly give her toad in the hole. (id insert my penis into her vagina). Sophie Dahl > other TV chefs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ismail-villa Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 I think I'd go immediately soft if she started smiling midway through. Massive gob. Nigella Lawson on the other hand.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjaacckk91 Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 X factor being stuck on the TV at work. Haven't watched it in years, and somehow its got worse. Just a competition of whose got the most ridiculous quiff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted November 8, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted November 8, 2014 She's ok, better looking than most chefs on tv. Id certainly give her toad in the hole. (id insert my penis into her vagina). Sophie Dahl > other TV chefs Until recently I'd have agreed but these days........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Dont blame the x factor. Blame the millions of gullible morons who tune in year in year out to watch it. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 8, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted November 8, 2014 Male TV chefs are invariably ugly bastards. I mean, Anthony Worrall Thompson? Tom Kerridge? Gary Rhodes? Whereas, the women... Rachel Allen. Lorraine Pascal. Nigella Lawson. Sophie Dahl. Hell, even Delia at a pinch. Good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Male TV chefs are invariably ugly bastards. I mean, Anthony Worrall Thompson? Tom Kerridge? Gary Rhodes? Whereas, the women... Rachel Allen. Lorraine Pascal. Nigella Lawson. Sophie Dahl. Hell, even Delia at a pinch. Good. Nigella Would love to tongue her sphincter 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 I'd like her to pour piping hot caramelised sugar on my nipples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 I'd like her to pour piping hot caramelised sugar on my nipples. Be better on HER nipples. Much better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 (edited) People who think double yellows mean "your not allowed to park here, but if your just mounting the kerb to go the shops, that's ok" Edited November 9, 2014 by Jimzk5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 You edited that post and didn't correct 'your' to 'you're'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 You edited that post and didn't correct 'your' to 'you're'? His got a problem with he's grammar. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 You edited that post and didn't correct 'your' to 'you're'? His got a problem with he's grammar. Especially since she left his granddad 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Clothes shopping. What a horrible experience. Plus, those dressing room mirrors aren't kind. Need to throw the hob nobs out and eat more mung beans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Any shopping, other than record shopping. What a horrible experience. Fixed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Clothes shopping. What a horrible experience. Plus, those dressing room mirrors aren't kind. Need to throw the hob nobs out and eat more mung beans Consider yourself lucky you don't have to accompany a female doing it. Any shopping, other than record shopping. What a horrible experience. Fixed. Clearly you've never shopped for action figures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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