MakemineVanilla Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 (edited) Christmas, all things **** Christmas I **** despise this time of year, if I hear one more person say 'Christmas gets earlier every year' one more time I'm going to take a shit on someones head, its infuriating, it doesn't get earlier its been the same for **** years, its just fashionable to cry about how early it starts coming around. The german **** market why do people get so **** excited about it? it hasn't changed one **** jot in ten years its exactly the same apart from the fact they charge more and more each year for the privilege of standing outside freezing your knackers off, **** the german market **** father **** christmas and **** the donkey that gave baby jesus a carrot or whatever. be pissed off at the amount of money you will inevitably be spending on people you ultimately dislike enjoy your dinner and shut the **** up about it Sadly, there is no escaping it. Hating Christmas is as much of a tradition as being a simpering sentimental **** about it. So until you can manage true indifference you are as guilty of participating as everyone else. At least that is what I will keep telling myself. Edited November 11, 2014 by MakemineVanilla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Inspired by Nays in another thread. ****ing teenyboppers wearing band t shirts. The number of 12 year olds walking around with Back In Black T-shirts, Ramones of Rolling Stones lips. Name 3 ****ing albums you abhorant toss rags. Also.... Movember. Lots of people do it, hardly anyone donates to the charity as was originally intended, you look like a clearing in the woods and are basically giving Gillette free advertising on your face for 30 days. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Inspired by Nays in another thread. ****ing teenyboppers wearing band t shirts. The number of 12 year olds walking around with Back In Black T-shirts, Ramones of Rolling Stones lips. Name 3 ****ing albums you abhorant toss rags. Also.... Movember. Lots of people do it, hardly anyone donates to the charity as was originally intended, you look like a clearing in the woods and are basically giving Gillette free advertising on your face for 30 days. Oh, bugger! That's ruined my Christmas shopping list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 I always loved Christmas, but not I'm living down by the missus' family I'm not looking forward to it for the first time. Too many kids, loads of presents to buy, unwarranted pressure and I don't get my mom's Christmas dinner this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Christmas = Jack Daniels December.. I love the lead up to christmas because it's spent in one giant Jack Daniels filled haze..... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Sounds good. Can I come and play? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Christmas = Jack Daniels December.. I love the lead up to christmas because it's spent in one giant Jack Daniels filled haze..... Why Jack Daniels, what about some Knob Creek or Elijah Craig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Sounds good. Can I come and play? NO! jk, yes. jk again, NO... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Sounds good. Can I come and play? NO! jk, yes. jk again, NO... You cruel sonofabatch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 batch of what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 The word removed in my office, who couldn't stop what he was doing for 2 mins, and reflect on why everyone had stopped what they're doing for those 2 mins of silence. You're not so important that you can't stop using the scroll dial on your mouse, and just think about the sacrifice that was made for us, you utter utter ******* word removed! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 People who wear festival bands way after the festival has finished. There was a bloke on the tube today with a Bestival wrist band on. Bestival was in facking September! WTF!? I know of someone who got kicked out of reading festival and they cut his wrist band off. After trying to work out how he was going to get home he realised they'd cut last years band off, so he just walked back in. So it can have its benefits.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 11, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted November 11, 2014 things that piss me off about christmas: decorations going up at the start of november sentimental adverts consumerism no. 1: the equating of buying + giving gifts and caring about someone the stress put on people who struggle to make ends meet christmas pudding reruns of television from the 70s christmas specials of shows that should have left it where they ended that it never snows consumerism no. 2: toys TOYS TOOOOOYS turkey the pretense of it all, esp. people being joyful & considerate for one week of the year, and still really only towards friends and family. that christianity is still around liz's message two months of hype for one day local tree lighting events with z list celebrities novelty christmas singles consumerism no. 3: the obligation people feel to buy stuff even if it just means a pair of socks that people don't understand why some may not enjoy the 'season' crackers advent calenders christmas plays that people turn up and drink your alcohol michael bay 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Lol CED is poor. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 things that piss me off about christmas: sentimental adverts I was thinking that the John Lewis advert would have been a lot better, if it had ended with the penguin being eaten, with the Dad figure saying something like, 'Sorry son, but it's been a tough year, for me and your mum!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adw95 Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 things that piss me off about christmas: decorations going up at the start of november sentimental adverts consumerism no. 1: the equating of buying + giving gifts and caring about someone the stress put on people who struggle to make ends meet christmas pudding reruns of television from the 70s christmas specials of shows that should have left it where they ended that it never snows consumerism no. 2: toys TOYS TOOOOOYS turkey the pretense of it all, esp. people being joyful & considerate for one week of the year, and still really only towards friends and family. that christianity is still around liz's message two months of hype for one day local tree lighting events with z list celebrities novelty christmas singles consumerism no. 3: the obligation people feel to buy stuff even if it just means a pair of socks that people don't understand why some may not enjoy the 'season' crackers advent calenders christmas plays that people turn up and drink your alcohol michael bay Hard to disagree with much of that. Though, I am in the minority who don't hate Michael Bay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 things that piss me off about christmas: the stress put on people who struggle to make ends meet Good list that. I'd like to add: The depression/loneliness that can be felt by many at that time of year, who may not have many friends/family. It's 'traditionally' a family time, and those without do sometimes suffer. It can certainly exacerbate the problem for those with a tendency of getting low. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted November 11, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted November 11, 2014 The African Cup of Nations. Not the tournament, the trophy. It's crap. It looks like a world cup from a computer game that didn't have the rights to the real world cup. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 "What are you thinking about?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 things that piss me off about christmas: the stress put on people who struggle to make ends meet Good list that. I'd like to add: The depression/loneliness that can be felt by many at that time of year, who may not have many friends/family. It's 'traditionally' a family time, and those without do sometimes suffer. It can certainly exacerbate the problem for those with a tendency of getting low. Good post Jon Worth remembering there are people out there who dislike Christmas for reasons like they lost a loved one over Christmas in years gone by. So next time someone refuses to come out for a drink over Xmas, it might not be because they are anti-social, it might be because it's a really hard time for them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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