AVFCforever1991 Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 (edited) I haven't had a shave for about 10 days. And I'm a hairy bastard. Which means for my work football match today I'm sporting a pretty thick beard of Luna proportions (I wish!), and playing in defence. So I shall dedicate my performance to Antonio, and use the quality of my performance as a direct prediction to how well Luna will do for us. Viva la Beard I scored an own goal and gave away a penalty and we lost 3-2. Awkward. You are Nathan Baker and I claim my £5... Edited July 22, 2013 by AVFCforever1991 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brommy Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 I haven't had a shave for about 10 days. And I'm a hairy bastard. Which means for my work football match today I'm sporting a pretty thick beard of Luna proportions (I wish!), and playing in defence. So I shall dedicate my performance to Antonio, and use the quality of my performance as a direct prediction to how well Luna will do for us. Viva la Beard I scored an own goal and gave away a penalty and we lost 3-2. Awkward. It looks like you'll have to settle for being part of 'an honest bunch'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 22, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted July 22, 2013 The beard's gone. I shaved it off in floods of tears. I did get the ball smashed into my face as well so I may well be Nathan Baker. It was, honestly, probably my worst ever footballing performance. I felt how I imagine Curtis Davies felt after his Villa debut (where he said he played like a pub player). I can only hope the beard serves Antonio better than it served me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArteSuave Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 It must have been your Alan Hutton haircut that caused that kind of a performance. The beard is infallible. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonLax Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 You are not the first to be unable to wield the power of the beard. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 23, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted July 23, 2013 It must have been your Alan Hutton haircut that caused that kind of a performance. The beard is infallible. Excellent point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smetrov Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Barley looked an improvement on Bennett tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omariqy Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Where is Bennett? Tbf fair to Luna he has been one of the stand out players in pre season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daggy_333 Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Barley looked an improvement on Bennett tonight. A bad game in pre-season?! That's it he's dead to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonLax Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Barley looked an improvement on Bennett tonight. Who's Barley? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smetrov Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 (edited) Barley looked an improvement on Bennett tonight. A bad game in pre-season?! That's it he's dead to me! All I said was he didn't play great tonight. If you want to twist that into ' he will never make it villa ' - that's your choice. Edited July 23, 2013 by smetrov Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaw_nuff Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 (edited) Barley looked an improvement on Bennett tonight. A bad game in pre-season?! That's it he's dead to me! All I said was he didn't play great tonight. If you want to twist that into ' he will never make it villa ' - that's your choice. I don't know. You did say a member of the grass family looked better than Bennet Edited July 23, 2013 by Shaw_nuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted July 23, 2013 Author Share Posted July 23, 2013 Barley looked an improvement on Bennett tonight. Who's Barley? Take it with a grain of salt, but I heard he has a better beer-d than Luna. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daggy_333 Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Barley looked an improvement on Bennett tonight. A bad game in pre-season?! That's it he's dead to me! All I said was he didn't play great tonight. If you want to twist that into ' he will never make it villa ' - that's your choice. Smetrov i was joking, lighten up buddy :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliffy Biro Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 I thought he was alright given who he was playing around, had clark to his right and johnson ahead of him most of the time, did a few good pieces of defending too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 I thought he was alright given who he was playing around, had clark to his right and johnson ahead of him most of the time, did a few good pieces of defending too. He put effort in granted. I didn't see him do anything particularly wrong. One thing I did notice is that he's a unit. I can't imagine many wingers doing him for strength and he's good turn of pace too. And yeah, I would... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 He likes number 14, he has just been announced with shirt number 14 and this is page number 14. That has no relevance to anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daggy_333 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 He likes number 14, he has just been announced with shirt number 14 and this is page number 14. That has no relevance to anything. I was 14 for a whole year :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daveburnside Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Barley looked an improvement on Bennett tonight. Well weapon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condimentalist Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Barley looked an improvement on Bennett tonight. Who's Barley? He's malts with Hops. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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