dont_do_it_doug. Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Brilliant stuff! I don't know what the **** you lot have been taking but I want some! You have to get over a thousand posts then Gareth delivers the "stuff" to your house. He'll knock on your door and say, "The asian nun only flies at night", to which you then have to say, word for word, "I hear the lumberjack has trouble in customs." Gareth then will knock 67 times, you must wait for this and count the knocks, any more or any less and something is wrong. After the knocking, he will then stick his penis through your letterbox and urinate all over your floor. For God's sake let him finish, he should shake it 4 times, again, no more no less. If he shakes more, then it means they're onto him... or he has a urinary infection. Wait for him to remove his penis before opening your door, he doesn't like it if you don't wait. He should be dressed as a homeless man in a leopard print thong, DO NOT STARE AT HIS JUNK OR DIRECTLY INTO HIS EYES. He will then make the drop-off and leave your property scuttling sideways and making the whooping noise that Dr. Zoidberg makes in Futurama. Proper lol'ed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chefdoc2000 Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Do I not like that.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Just picked these two up from the club shop along with a new home shirt. The blue one is cotton and has a sleight v-neck whilst the black one is a round neck and has a mesh like material. Jesus Christ, it gets worse! Truly awful stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swerbs Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 I think the training stuff looks nice personally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UTVPK Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Not too bad lads, remember the diadora Tripe!? One thing John Nikey did was get the training stuffs spot on though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillaGoMarching Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Nike stuff spot on? **** off, we ended up with Uniteds cast of templates. All of it guff, some of it they couldn't even be arsed to change colour, just swapped the badge over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UTVPK Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 **** off. Why be like that bud? No need. It's an opinion, no need to be offensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Nike stuff spot on? **** off, we ended up with Uniteds cast of templates. All of it guff, some of it they couldn't even be arsed to change colour, just swapped the badge over.The Nike training stuff was excellent IMO, especially the track jackets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lmarsha_926 Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Not too bad lads, remember the diadora Tripe!? One thing John Nikey did was get the training stuffs spot on though. Diadora are the new kit makers for Blues after they dump xtep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Brilliant stuff! I don't know what the **** you lot have been taking but I want some! You have to get over a thousand posts then Gareth delivers the "stuff" to your house. He'll knock on your door and say, "The asian nun only flies at night", to which you then have to say, word for word, "I hear the lumberjack has trouble in customs." Gareth then will knock 67 times, you must wait for this and count the knocks, any more or any less and something is wrong. After the knocking, he will then stick his penis through your letterbox and urinate all over your floor. For God's sake let him finish, he should shake it 4 times, again, no more no less. If he shakes more, then it means they're onto him... or he has a urinary infection. Wait for him to remove his penis before opening your door, he doesn't like it if you don't wait. He should be dressed as a homeless man in a leopard print thong, DO NOT STARE AT HIS JUNK OR DIRECTLY INTO HIS EYES. He will then make the drop-off and leave your property scuttling sideways and making the whooping noise that Dr. Zoidberg makes in Futurama. I hate having to go through that whole ordeal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CI Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 The training gear is nasty I've seen it close up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clintpigsaw Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Im off to the club shop today to see it close up. I have only seen the shirts online, however that training gear looks horrible to be honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stockport_Villain Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Does anyone know when the new catalogue will be available on line in full. So far all that seems to be there is the new kit and some old stock, of which there are very few options available. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benireduk Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 http://www.officialwesthamstore.com/filedepository/productimages/johnusethis/2012-13_replica/2012-13_home/thumbnails/2012-13_home_mens_front_shortsleve_800_500_120627085203.jpg Gotta say I think wet spams home kit has the edge on our. Prefer the collar and the material looks nicer than ours. (sorry about the long link) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PieFacE Posted July 1, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted July 1, 2012 The training kits are lovely! I prefer them to the actual kits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 If you don't like the training T-Shirts then you'll be in for a shock when you go in to the store as they are probably the nicest things in there. There are some truly terrible polo shirts next to them . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LockStockVilla Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 If you don't like the training T-Shirts then you'll be in for a shock when you go in to the store as they are probably the nicest things in there. There are some truly terrible polo shirts next to them . Aw man, I always buy the polos, they that bad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Christ. I tend to agree, the training gear isn't nice at all and the "fit" of our kit looks very, very 90's. I noticed that on the players. I have big arms for my size and I doubt even I would fill them, very disappointing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Hmmm can't agree with the negativity. The new range of clothing looked fine, all pretty much a single template in relation to design and all in proper AVFC colours, none of that "university blue" and "team red" malarky that Nike seemed to enjoy churning out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 If you don't like the training T-Shirts then you'll be in for a shock when you go in to the store as they are probably the nicest things in there. There are some truly terrible polo shirts next to them . Aw man, I always buy the polos, they that bad? It's subjective but they weren't for me. Theres a claret one with blue sleeves that wouldn't look out of place at a 70's darts match . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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