Stevo985 Posted June 29, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted June 29, 2012 Lions top the Premier League of animal-badges though, hands down. There's only ever gonna be one winner in a royal rumble between lions, cockerels, eagles, seahorses (what the ****?!), canaries, swans and throstles. So it then really comes down to who's got the better lion. Our one looks a bit like it's jumping in the air to catch a star à la Super Mario, so we could probably assume that it has temporary powers of invincibility. Stack that against Chelsea's lion who seems to have a fear of it's own sceptre, no contest. Sunderland's two smaller lions have the numbers advantage, but as long as one of them is taken down before our lion's invincibility runs out the other shouldn't be a challenge. Reading's lion is miniscule, ergo no threat and the only thing that the seahorses could probably kill. But if we're talking mario, suddenly those hammers on the West Ham badge become lethal if one of the other badges can grab one. Especially if someone happens to have a Hammer Bro on their badge, then we're all ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 29, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted June 29, 2012 Also, I reckon the Devils might give our temporarily invincible lion a run for his money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Quite an adventure.Shit does get wild on Fridays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonLax Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 I had to Google 'throstle' and was surprised to discover that it's a 'machine for continuously spinning wool or cotton'. Then I thought to myself, 'Who the devil has one of those on their crest?' Then I found out that a throstle is also a bird, and that West Brom not only have a throstle on their badge but they also used to be called 'The Throstles'. Then I came back here to report on my findings. Quite an adventure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 But if we're talking mario, suddenly those hammers on the West Ham badge become lethal if one of the other badges can grab one.Ah but our lion is adjacent to Arsenal's big ****-off unmanned cannon; now you try telling me what can top a partially-invincible, ballistically-endowed lion, eh? Especially if someone happens to have a Hammer Bro on their badge, then we're all ****.Now you're just being silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 You need to include the Liver Bird in your run down of animals on badges - after all, the Liver Bird actually is a mythical creature. Ergo, it has magic powers, akin to a pokemon. It's basically Moltres, you can't tell me a lion could take Moltres down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthEastVillan Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Have they got an embossed castle and/or hammer on the back They have a hammer same place as our lion. Pics plz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Have they got an embossed castle and/or hammer on the back They have a hammer same place as our lion. Pics plz Looks like a pair of cocks. Gay ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 It's basically Moltres, you can't tell me a lion could take Moltres down.Whilst invincible, the lion could hoist the cannon into the air as a makeshift lightning rod, then hurl it at Liver Bird/Moltres. It's super effective! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 It's basically Moltres, you can't tell me a lion could take Moltres down.Whilst invincible, the lion could hoist the cannon into the air as a makeshift lightning rod, then hurl it at Liver Bird/Moltres. It's super effective! :crylaugh::crylaugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 29, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted June 29, 2012 Well I'm convinced. Our badge rules! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattyp_avfc Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 It's basically Moltres, you can't tell me a lion could take Moltres down.Whilst invincible, the lion could hoist the cannon into the air as a makeshift lightning rod, then hurl it at Liver Bird/Moltres. It's super effective! <3 brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyblade Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 It's basically Moltres, you can't tell me a lion could take Moltres down.Whilst invincible, the lion could hoist the cannon into the air as a makeshift lightning rod, then hurl it at Liver Bird/Moltres. It's super effective! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 I can only conclude that there is waaaaaay too much lunchtime drinking on a Friday by VTers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Withinpurple Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Seems everyone has forgotten the mighty Shrimp with Scimitars of Southend's badge, surely nothing could feasibly stand up to that majestic creature? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 It's an interesting point, but how could a shrimp wield a scimitar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Seems everyone has forgotten the mighty Shrimp with Scimitars of Southend's badge, surely nothing could feasibly stand up to that majestic creature? Thought we were just doing PL badges? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 We can go further down if people want, I'm still fairly confident we'll find nothing in the professional league system capable of defeationg Starlion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Withinpurple Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 It's an interesting point, but how could a shrimp wield a scimitar? With their hands of course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Millwall's lion would look quite fierce, but it appears to be doing jazzercise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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