Voinjama Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Long Distance Rimjob. Night of the long tongues. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Long Distance Rimjob. Ahhh.. I had Long Dick Rape... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Lorry Driving Rapist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Lorry Driving Rapist? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 My brother when he was about 7 learned how to make picture story books in school. This became a bit of a hobby and he started to make some at home too. He showed me his latest creation 'Rapist Rodney' which featured childish drawings of a nude man chasing drawings of women around. I can't remember the main story but I think Rodders got away with it. Obviously mother was horrified and she promptly confiscated it. She remembers it to this day and maintains that she was very worried at the time about how her son would turn out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 My brother when he was about 7 learned how to make picture story books in school. This became a bit of a hobby and he started to make some at home too. He showed me his latest creation 'Rapist Rodney' which featured childish drawings of a nude man chasing drawings of women around. I can't remember the main story but I think Rodders got away with it. Obviously mother was horrified and she promptly confiscated it. She remembers it to this day and maintains that she was very worried at the time about how her son would turn out. I want to see that book. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 My brother when he was about 7 learned how to make picture story books in school. This became a bit of a hobby and he started to make some at home too. He showed me his latest creation 'Rapist Rodney' which featured childish drawings of a nude man chasing drawings of women around. I can't remember the main story but I think Rodders got away with it. Obviously mother was horrified and she promptly confiscated it. She remembers it to this day and maintains that she was very worried at the time about how her son would turn out. I want to see that book. I would love to see it again. The miserable wench destroyed it rather than preserve it for future reference/fun. It would probably pass as art these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Or evidence. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Work has kept her out of my mind for the most part, and as a result I feel my feelings for her fading somewhat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vive_La_Villa Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Work has kept her out of my mind for the most part, and as a result I feel my feelings for her fading somewhat. When's the 'date'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post 8pints Posted July 31, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted July 31, 2014 Work has kept her out of my mind for the most part, and as a result I feel my feelings for her fading somewhat. Is this a line from a Victorian Romance Novel? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Work has kept her out of my mind for the most part, and as a result I feel my feelings for her fading somewhat. When's the 'date'? This Sat...will send her a text later today to confirm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vive_La_Villa Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Work has kept her out of my mind for the most part, and as a result I feel my feelings for her fading somewhat. Is this a line from a Victorian Romance Novel? Our Legov seems quite well spoken. What he meant to say was - I bin so f'in busy at work I forgot all bout the bitch! Btw only joking Legov, you're darling isn't really a bitch 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Work has kept her out of my mind for the most part, and as a result I feel my feelings for her fading somewhat. Is this a line from a Victorian Romance Novel? Our Legov seems quite well spoken. What he meant to say was - I bin so f'in busy at work I forgot all bout the bitch! Btw only joking Legov, you're darling isn't really a bitch In Singlish - "I faking busy, so de jibai i dun care her liao" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Lol, she will be bringing a friend along Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Lol, she will be bringing a friend along Yep, presuming for a second that this doesn't turn into a porn script, park that one up and invest your money in beer and a nice pair of trainers. A simple text on the morning saying you've got the world's worst migraine and you'll catch her 'L8rzz' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Cancel it, break contact and move on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Lol, she will be bringing a friend along Is she also East Asian? That seems to be a thing that happens exclusive there on supposed 'dates'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post 8pints Posted July 31, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted July 31, 2014 Lol, she will be bringing a friend along Yep, presuming for a second that this doesn't turn into a porn script, park that one up and invest your money in beer and a nice pair of trainers. A simple text on the morning saying you've got the world's worst migraine and you'll catch her 'L8rzz' No! I think what's going to happen is, legov's going to go along feeling all half-hearted and faded feelings and not really looking up and making eye contact but then when she introduces her friend, he'll look up in an attempt to be polite and muster a hello and then... BAM! They make eye contact and this is the girl legov will marry and everything will be great after this surprising fateful twist 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frobisher Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 DTBUTWU 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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