Popular Post GarethRDR Posted July 31, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted July 31, 2014 Volley her in the jaw. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Lol, she will be bringing a friend along Is she also East Asian? That seems to be a thing that happens exclusive there on supposed 'dates'. Yes she is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Right, there seems to be a dilemma here and aunty Lap will help you out. The problem seems to be as follows; You have 1 penis, but there are TWO ladies.. hmm this is a doozy... BEAR WITH ME THOUGH... If I carry the 4 and take two from there.. the square root of 3,355,3882,923495 should be... hmmmmm... that's interesting! .... I think I'm nearly there.... carry the 3... divided by 41... half that... !!!! I’VE GOT IT!!!! THIS IS WHAT YOU NEED; 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Not even sure if her friend's a girl or guy, come on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 swing and a miss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted July 31, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted July 31, 2014 Not even sure if her friend's a girl or guy, come on. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyM3000 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 This thread is one of my favourites on VT. In the top 5 for sure. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Time to move on I think Legov. Say you're busy or something. If she wants to re-arrange, without a friend, then you know she's interested. If she doesn't, then you save an awkward meeting where the three of you try to find something to talk about, until the two of them end up talking and you attend as a polite listener. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 I'm going ahead with it. I don't have many friends here...wouldn't hurt to make a new acquaintance. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GarethRDR Posted July 31, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted July 31, 2014 Not even sure if her friend's a girl or guy, come on. If it's a girl; flirt with the friend all evening and ignore the other one. At the end of the date, ask her for the friend's number. Laugh maniacally. If it's a guy; do the same. Laugh maniacally. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Not even sure if her friend's a girl or guy, come on. If it's a girl; flirt with the friend all evening and ignore the other one. At the end of the date, ask her for the friend's number. Laugh maniacally. If it's a guy; do the same. Laugh maniacally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 (edited) She's just being safe in case you're a creep & potential threat. Probably got some pepper spray in her bag too. Edited July 31, 2014 by CarewsEyebrowDesigner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Frobisher Posted July 31, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted July 31, 2014 (edited) If she is going to be bringing weapons, I really think you should too. Edited July 31, 2014 by stwefano 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Ahh a friend.. now you'll have to murder two women on you date 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Rob182 Posted July 31, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted July 31, 2014 If you're going to go through with it, now is the time to prepare. Here's a few gems: 1) "Did you know that a cow has 4 stomachs?" 2) "Men are attracted to breasts because it reminds us of buttocks" 3) "Pound for pound, there's more sugar in a lemon, than a strawberry" You're welcome, Legov. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Good first date tip: State your intentions by arriving to the date with flowers, chocolate and an erection sticking out of your trousers. For extra comedy value, pull your pockets out, giving your groin an "elephants" appearance. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 If she is going to be bringing weapons, I really think you should too. Good times with weapons... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 When she introduces her friend you should say "oh lovely, I've never had a threesome before" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Take a dog with you. That'll really **** with her head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frobisher Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 A dog and a dildo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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