YLN Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Shot down Oh well, we pick ourselves up and we go again Bad luck! What was her response? Already got a fella? Yeah I believe it's known as letting me down easy. 'kinda seeing someone' I suggested that the ideal solution was for her to stop seeing him and start seeing me. Not expecting that to yield major results Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Pompey is right. Technically on all advice above. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 13, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted March 13, 2013 Message her back and say "Well I guess I'll have to take someone else to Paris" THen if she changes her mind, call her a fickle, gold digging whore. Then you can guilt trip her into accompanying you on the most awkward date of all time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 You should have told her you love her, straight out of the pen. Girls love being told that you love them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 A foolproof way to make any woman fall in love with you forever. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 Ah, one of my favourite episodes. I think Dennis is my favourite character. The episode with the gloryhole in the bathroom when Danny Devito is in the stall and you see a suspicious looking shadow start to approach from his left always has me in stitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMFy Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 You should have told her you love her, straight out of the pen. Girls love being told that you love them. This, or tearing your head off on webcam. While crying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Met a new girl. She's batshit insane. Think Marla from Fight Club. I met her on a night out and we ended up staying together for the next 24 hours. I think I like her. Going to meet her again this week. Going to end in a ball of flames, but for now I'll enjoy it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 (edited) Met a new girl. She's batshit insane. Think Marla from Fight Club. I met her on a night out and we ended up staying together for the next 24 hours. I think I like her. Going to meet her again this week. Going to end in a ball of flames, but for now I'll enjoy it I think you should marry her or shave her head...or both, make her a bald bride, she sounds like she's up for it. Edited April 22, 2013 by 8pints 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Over to Rob.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 If she's bat shit insane then you better watch out in case she wants to DYUTWU, or doing a Postma as it is affectionately known. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 I'm not sure if Marla existed, in the film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyVillan Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Do her. Up the. Wrong 'un. If she'll let you, don't force the issue, that's rude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Surely you have to force it a little bit just to get past the sphincter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Surely you have to force it a little bit just to get past the sphincter? Lovely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Well shit.... I sent this new girl a text last night asking her if she fancied doing something today. She asked what I had in mind and I said that I didn't know just general hanging out and I asked her how free she was for the day... And no reply. Which is balls. This is a crazy gorgeous girl. Told me on numerous occasions while I moped hungover around her house all day after the night before that she liked me and would like to see me again, even if it was just as fuckbuddies. Which I would be perfectly happy with, naturally. So tonight I send her another text (I know, I know, maybe don't text again if you don't get a reply, but ffs we're adults...) saying, 'so that's a no on tonight then..?' And no reply... This is more than a bit annoying. Hopefully tomorrow will yield some kind of a reply, even if it's a 'yeah I've gotten back with my ex' reply. The silence is just strange. Replied immediately to my first message and then nothing afterwards. She said she was a poor texter, but this is beyond bad texting. Yeah so I'm done texting I suppose. Hope springs eternal that she's out of credit, or her phone was stolen, or she's gotten amnesia, but Occam's Razor at the moment dictates that she's just not that into me and it was a one night/all the next afternoon thing. Disappointing compared to what I was hoping for. Maybe I'll get a text the next time she's out. I won't be holding my breath though. Still though, I managed to pull an absolute stunner, so it's not impossible I'll do it again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Sphincter raping bastards!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Well shit.... I sent this new girl a text last night asking her if she fancied doing something today. She asked what I had in mind and I said that I didn't know just general hanging out and I asked her how free she was for the day... And no reply. Which is balls. This is a crazy gorgeous girl. Told me on numerous occasions while I moped hungover around her house all day after the night before that she liked me and would like to see me again, even if it was just as fuckbuddies. Which I would be perfectly happy with, naturally. So tonight I send her another text (I know, I know, maybe don't text again if you don't get a reply, but ffs we're adults...) saying, 'so that's a no on tonight then..?' And no reply... This is more than a bit annoying. Hopefully tomorrow will yield some kind of a reply, even if it's a 'yeah I've gotten back with my ex' reply. The silence is just strange. Replied immediately to my first message and then nothing afterwards. She said she was a poor texter, but this is beyond bad texting. Yeah so I'm done texting I suppose. Hope springs eternal that she's out of credit, or her phone was stolen, or she's gotten amnesia, but Occam's Razor at the moment dictates that she's just not that into me and it was a one night/all the next afternoon thing. Disappointing compared to what I was hoping for. Maybe I'll get a text the next time she's out. I won't be holding my breath though. Still though, I managed to pull an absolute stunner, so it's not impossible I'll do it again http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzp1XlHiJWA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Sphincter raping is awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 24, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted April 24, 2013 Well shit.... I sent this new girl a text last night asking her if she fancied doing something today. She asked what I had in mind and I said that I didn't know just general hanging out and I asked her how free she was for the day... Small tip, I think girls tend to hate this kind of indecision. They'd much rather you said "I fancy going for a meal" or "I'm taking you to the funfair" or whatever. Think of something she'd like to do and suggest it. If she doesn't want to do it then she doesn't want to do it. But I think they'd rather you made a decision than just say you don't know, or "what do you want to do?" or something like that. "general hanging out" probably translates, in her head, to "I want to **** you". Which I'm sure is true, but she doesn't want to hear that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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