Xela Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 She said to me earlier in the week that I had to stop torturing myself. I said I was far from torturing myself, treating it very casually and that if it happened that her relationship ended, then we'd go get hammered together, but until then, if we exchanged a few texts, it shouldn't be a big thing.. Seems like she didn't like that I wasn't absolutely pining for her so pulled this little stunt... Dear oh dear. Anyway there's this pretty girl who works in a local cafe... we have little chats when I go in. Anyway the other day she asked me what I was up to that night... I said I was going to a wine and cheese event. She asked where? I said. She asked where's that. I told her. And then she said that her two favourite things were wine and cheese... I said something that wasn't, 'you should come' and walked out.... That was an 'in' right? I should probably return to there and ask her out, right? She wants your cheese mate. Go for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Talking of knob cheese. I was joking around with a Turkish friend of mine and I called him a knob cheese. He couldn't comprehend it, seeing as 99.9% of Turks are circumcised at birth. He looked at me as if I'd just discovered his Mum eating frozen Yorkshire puddings. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 knob cheese. Jerk. More. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Don't call me a Jerk and I won't explain any further. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 My ex is a nutcase. So glad I got out of it when I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted September 22, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 22, 2013 My ex is a suitcase. So glad I got out of it when I did. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islingtonclaret Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 My ex is a suitcase. So glad I got out of it when I did. You're clearly not the MI5 bloke then. His ex was a suitcase and I don't think he got out alive 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy461kEm4Mk I'd do her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevangrealish Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Bravo villatalk bravo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adw95 Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 I only went 3 pages back but this thread is great reading, very entertaining whilst having nothing to do in the office. Sorry for being entertained by some peoples misery but you know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 I only went 3 pages back but this thread is great reading, very entertaining whilst having nothing to do in the office. Sorry for being entertained by some peoples misery but you know... Go back further, it's **** hilarious what people will put on a public forum! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adw95 Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 I only went 3 pages back but this thread is great reading, very entertaining whilst having nothing to do in the office. Sorry for being entertained by some peoples misery but you know... Go back further, it's **** hilarious what people will put on a public forum! Not like I have anything else to do so may as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 I only went 3 pages back but this thread is great reading, very entertaining whilst having nothing to do in the office. Sorry for being entertained by some peoples misery but you know... Go back further, it's **** hilarious what people will put on a public forum! Not like I have anything else to do so may as well. Keep a keen eye out for Daz316 .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 I only went 3 pages back but this thread is great reading, very entertaining whilst having nothing to do in the office. Sorry for being entertained by some peoples misery but you know... Go back further, it's **** hilarious what people will put on a public forum! Not like I have anything else to do so may as well. Keep a keen eye out for Daz316 .... I think in his glory days he used to make a whole new thread for each issue he had but he seemed to stop after the Russian bride. Either it finally worked out for him, or she killed him and took all his money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adw95 Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Went to page 100 and read through, this is easily one of the best threads on here I didn't come across Daz316 though, am I missing out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brommy Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 I didn't come across Daz316 though, am I missing out? Poor aim or spent? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Meeting the potential future in laws next Wednesday. A good sign of where this relationship is going i guess but id be lying if i said i wasnt a teensy bit terrified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Meeting the potential future in laws next Wednesday. A good sign of where this relationship is going i guess but id be lying if i said i wasnt a teensy bit terrified. take her dad out the back garden for a man talk once out there, lightly touch the front of his trousers and whisper 'we both know where this is going' you'll learn a lot about him really quickly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Meeting the potential future in laws next Wednesday. A good sign of where this relationship is going i guess but id be lying if i said i wasnt a teensy bit terrified. take her dad out the back garden for a man talk once out there, lightly touch the front of his trousers and whisper 'we both know where this is going' you'll learn a lot about him really quickly And the broken jaw won't really take that long to heal up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Dr DHUTWU speaks sense 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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