StefanAVFC Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Why when a duck quacks at you , you instinctively quack back at it no... Why when a duck quacks at you , you instinctively quack back at it Is this a conservative thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 When you sneeze and all the gunk comes out of your mouth, is it still a sneeze or is it a cough? It's apparently known as the 'Sneeze throw-up' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 26, 2013 Moderator Share Posted June 26, 2013 It's a Lamborgreenie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 It goes by many names 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islingtonclaret Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 I don't like Jeffrey Archer. Shower me with likes. Wrong format See amendment: Jeffrey Archer is a word removed I am disappoint x2 likes for slight amendment. You are greedy for the likes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 If you had a twin and you had sex with it would that be gay or just an over elaborate wank? also what would I need to open a goat sanctuary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 what would I need to open a goat sanctuary? Goats ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 what would I need to open a goat sanctuary? Goats ? Aye. And somewhere to put them. And also the word "sanctuary" suggests they're escaping from something, so you'd have to at least scare the **** out of them in a bear costume, or something, before releasing them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 5, 2013 Author VT Supporter Share Posted July 5, 2013 Goats? You're kidding me? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 5, 2013 Moderator Share Posted July 5, 2013 You open a goat sanctuary with the keys. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 If you had a twin and you had sex with it would that be gay or just an over elaborate wank? also what would I need to open a goat sanctuary? Describing a twin as 'it' tickled me for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCDAN Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 I broke into a goat sanctuary last year in the Lake District while smashed. Long story... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 How some obvious trolls stay unbanned. A few have finally been rumbled but there's still some of the worse ones about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 I broke into a goat sanctuary last year in the Lake District while smashed. Long story... if we didn't have plenty of time on our hands we wouldn't be here ....... Goats? You're kidding me? oh no you don't .... booo hiss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 oh yes he does (doing a panto at school at the moment. it's ingrained in my mind ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 (doing a panto at school at the moment. it's ingrained in my mind ) oh no it's isn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 5, 2013 Author VT Supporter Share Posted July 5, 2013 He's behind you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 oh yes he does (doing a panto at school at the moment. it's ingrained in my mind ) A panto? Shouldn't you be teaching lists of historical facts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 He's behind you! That would be the ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 oh yes he does (doing a panto at school at the moment. it's ingrained in my mind ) A panto? Shouldn't you be teaching lists of historical facts? SATS are done, panto full time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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