sparey16 Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Luckily tomorrow, we have the house to ourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b6bloke Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Sort of moving on from my 'Driving routes' thread I don't know why but I never fancy staying over at my girlfriends house. I'd rather she keep coming to mine so she does but I think her parents are getting a little cheesed with me now. They've met me and all that but I don't think it's fair her coming to me. That's why I suggested me picking her up instead of her paying £5 to get the train down all the while. Anyway, I don't know why but I've never particularly liked 'sleepovers' anyway. Just me? I have a rule with my son and that when he has a bird she can not stay over more than 3 nights a week, when he asked if its the same rule for me I tell him that I pay the mortgage so its up to me and that all depends if her bed is more comfortable as mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nath182 Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Just go to hers Warnock! What's the fuss? It's more of a challenge when you have to be quiet and slow down (..any noises) when someone walks past in the corridoor! It's not actually that mate. I don't know what it is, I just like being in my own house I think. I can relate to you mate, I've always preferred to stay at my house but my girlfriend always prefers to stay at hers. Her mum actually commented last night when I went round that it was the first time she'd seen me in over a month. I prefer my house because my beds bigger, I've got a shit load of tv series to watch on the xbox with a bigger tv but the most important thing is, my parents don't bother us like hers do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 I think that's the main issue Nath, parents! In my experience, parents are generally more protective of a girl than they are a boy. When I stop at my house, I feel at ease. When I stop at a girls house, it does play on my mind that her parents could knock the door at any time.. just to 'check up' (or... interrupt!!!) That said, I like it when I can get along with a girls parents.... ... so that, ultimately, they accept that I'm doing the dirty with their daughter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Anyone been walked in on then? I have twice with my first girlfriend; once by her Dad, once by visiting friends of my parents. Worst one was obviously the Dad, but not because he kicked the crap out of me; oh, how I wish he had that I might have been spared the conversation he had with me later that morning that went into great detail about how he and his ex-wife were caught mid-coitus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 On a similar theme, I was enjoying a few beers on my wedding day when my brand new father in law said "you want to slow down son, you've got a job to do later". I was so disturbed by him actively encouraging me to have a go on his only daughter I got so shit faced I passed out in the cab onon the way to our hotel. I awoke to my new bride still dressed in the basque, stockings and thong that was to be for my viewing pleasure and greeted with the words, "take a good look, you won't see me like this for a while" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brommy Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 On a similar theme, I was enjoying a few beers on my wedding day when my brand new father in law said "you want to slow down son, you've got a job to do later". I was so disturbed by him actively encouraging me to have a go on his only daughter I got so shit faced I passed out in the cab onon the way to our hotel. I awoke to my new bride still dressed in the basque, stockings and thong that was to be for my viewing pleasure and greeted with the words, "take a good look, you won't see me like this for a while" :shock: Assuming your new father in law wasn't asking to watch or talk details, he was only resigning himself to the inevitable. I can't believe you took it so badly! No matter what your new father in law said, something must be wrong if you chose beer over what should have been an exhausting but amazing night; a criminal waste is my books! :bonk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 I awoke to my new bride still dressed in the basque, stockings and thong that was to be for my viewing pleasure and greeted with the words, "take a good look, you won't see me like this for a while" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 I miss being in a relationship Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparey16 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 the family of my new girlfriend love me! They think im amazing, polite and seem to care an awful lot about their daughter. Such a glowing review Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 the family of my new girlfriend love me! They think im amazing, polite and seem to care an awful lot about their daughter. Such a glowing review Wait til they find out about your shifty past... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 :crylaugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 3, 2011 Moderator Share Posted August 3, 2011 "Love is a force of nature" ? Or as Johnny Cash once sung "Love is a burning thing and it makes a fiery ring" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparey16 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 the family of my new girlfriend love me! They think im amazing, polite and seem to care an awful lot about their daughter. Such a glowing review Wait til they find out about your shifty past... as much as i hate you right now, it is pretty amusing You are a bastard though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilbertoAVFC Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 On a similar theme, I was enjoying a few beers on my wedding day when my brand new father in law said "you want to slow down son, you've got a job to do later". I was so disturbed by him actively encouraging me to have a go on his only daughter I got so shit faced I passed out in the cab onon the way to our hotel. I awoke to my new bride still dressed in the basque, stockings and thong that was to be for my viewing pleasure and greeted with the words, "take a good look, you won't see me like this for a while" Did this actually happen? Like for real, or is this off Sickipedia or something? If so I don't know whether to call you a genius or an utter moron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 the family of my new girlfriend love me! They think im amazing, polite and seem to care an awful lot about their daughter. Such a glowing review Wait til they find out about your shifty past... as much as i hate you right now, it is pretty amusing You are a bastard though Why do you hate me? you did snog a dude didn't you? Then admitted it on here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparey16 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 yeah whatever Rob, no need to keep bringing it up though haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCU Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Is that a bit of cum above your lip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Is that a bit of cum above your lip? :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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