Morkery Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Good luck Dave, you deserve it! It's Rodney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Well I got a response; 'Hey rich, im good thanks, just had a good night up hollywood bowl! Suddenly realised its been 10 years since we left school, how old does that make me feel! Have been busy to say the least, studying, studying, studying and now working. What about you? What do you do?' Didnt really expect much considering its been 10 years since we last saw each other but thats better than your standard 'Hi, not bad, how are you?' message. I think. How long is appropriate to leave until responding? Christ, im turning into daz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Tell her you are a Fighter jet pilot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Nah, you're not Daz unless you **** her and chuck her and then get all Dawson's Creek. Incidentally, going on the above she's blatantly game for a vanilla raping. Well played Ings. Well played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 respond now. tell her you admire her breasts, but not in a creepy way, but in a way a man appreciates a fine team goal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted July 21, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted July 21, 2011 Leave replying till this evening at least. Caveat - I Am Not Casanova, advice taken at your own risk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Or reply: "Sorry for the delay in replying. H-wing had a power cut and the screws wouldn't let us out until it was sorted. Anyway do you usually walk home from work?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 She sent it yesterday at around 9 in the evening and ive just replied so thats about right then. Gareth, i have no idea what a vanilla raping is, 'strawberry cheescake', 'ninja' and 'jellyfish' ive "heard of" though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 I assumed you were a seasoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 giggity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Right im with you now, you know far too many comedy quotes for your own good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 That is very true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Dont change Also, rodders if your reading, i dont wish to take away from your plight at the start of the topic but any chance you could rename this to a 'relationships: the good, the bad and the ugly'. Seems more appropriate now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Well played Ings. Well played. The Lord of The Ings. Or, if he plays his cards right with this girl, soon to be the Lord of The Rings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted July 21, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted July 21, 2011 Or, if he plays his cards right with this girl, soon to be the Lord of The Rings. *insert nudge wink references to Black Gates and Mordor as sexual euphemisms. I would have done this myself but all the ones I could think of sound just that bit too pervy even for a patented VT discussion of early relationship etiquette* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oaks Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 OK why is it when a girl suggest a jump lets say a few weeks ago thats fine, but when i do the same thing its like ive used her and shes disgusted. I truly dont understand women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 She's got a vag like Moria; leave the horses out the front and beware the Balrog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Or, if he plays his cards right with this girl, soon to be the Lord of The Rings. *insert nudge wink references to Black Gates and Mordor as sexual euphemisms. I would have done this myself but all the ones I could think of sound just that bit too pervy even for a patented VT discussion of early relationship etiquette* OOOOOH this could be a really fun game..... Helm's Deep An encounter in the Dark of Moria with an elderly man and a dwarf. Frodo fingering his Ring. **giggles like a school girl8** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 21, 2011 Moderator Share Posted July 21, 2011 50 no's and a yes ... means yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 21, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted July 21, 2011 Does that count for groups? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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