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Conversion with the wife earlier:

 

MrsV01: blah blah blah something something that Ariana Grande

Me: I'd tongue punch her fartbox

Mrs: She's young!!!

Me: how young, (shit am I a wrong un)

Mrs: in her 20s I think

Me: (result) yeah totally would

 

Don't think wifey will be up for anything for a while...

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Watching old Craig Ferguson episodes from his Late late show days. Holy crap did the women tart themselves up good and proper for him. Looking especially at you Alice Eve :wub:

And Lauren Graham is properly funny on those shows

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2 hours ago, BOF said:

That SKA Kharabovsk have been promoted to the Russian Premier League :crylaugh::crylaugh:

Let me just show you where Kharabovsk is on a map...

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I had to see a map of where all other RPL teams are based so for anyone else with not enough knowledge but enough curiosity:

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50 minutes ago, BOF said:

@zak Nicely done :thumb: You can almost hear the collective "OH FFS!" from the rest of the league :D 

and the sigh of relief from all the 2nd-tier teams.

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1 minute ago, Amsterdam_Neil_D said:

Better if it's called of 30 mins before (Frozen Pitch).

True, although I can't imagine there'd be too many (or any...) travelling fans.

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3 minutes ago, choffer said:

and the sigh of relief from all the 2nd-tier teams.

This is a 2nd division map from 2015.  There are a few awkward clubs in that division (assuming most are still there now).  That even more awkward side beneath Khabarovsk is Vladivostok who tragically got relegated this season :D  So yes that's a double celebration for the FNL.

 

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despite it being a bit further away I wouldn't be surprised if Vladivostok is easier to get to than some of those places, i think cos of the port it's got a decent airport and the railway 

that league includes dynamo moscow and kuban Krasnodar who were in Europe not so long back

its also got 3 teams that are getting shiny new stadiums for 2018

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2 hours ago, Tegis said:

Watching old Craig Ferguson episodes from his Late late show days. Holy crap did the women tart themselves up good and proper for him. Looking especially at you Alice Eve :wub:

He certainly has a way with women. Kate Mara and Sarah Shah were two I remembered. They were practically squelching! 

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16 hours ago, Xela said:

He certainly has a way with women. Kate Mara and Sarah Shah were two I remembered. They were practically squelching! 

Wait, what?  Where?

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Working from home so therefore avoiding the political talk in the office. Everyone thinks they are Jeremy Paxman on days like today! 

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1 hour ago, Xann said:

Remembering what it was you ate that turned your poo that colour?

In this case a packet of red velvet biscuits.

I had a similar experience with beetroot (which I very rarely eat)

For a few horrible seconds I thought I was passing blood!!!! 

 

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There is so little sports news that WM ran with "ex-small heath player to get 45 minutes in international friendly" in the 4.30pm sport round up.

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