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1 minute ago, mottaloo said:

Really ? What if sha fluke a new sugar daddy owner in the close season ? 😉

Other teams don't count, however amusing and inbred they are. 

I've done OK this season, ignored at least half a dozen games apart from a quick squint at Livescore. 

Wish I'd done that today. Typical Villa surrender today is highly annoying and a nice three month break will be good for the brain. 

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Just now, Davkaus said:

I'll make sure we keep the Grealish thread bumped just for your pleasure

I am still offering money to the site if it gets locked and deleted. 

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On 02/05/2022 at 08:42, villa4europe said:

I also still watch the chicken connoisseur, find him funny and he does have some ropey shops which makes it a little bit more interesting 

I've watched all of these :)

I'd never considered all the ways a fried chicken sandwich can go wrong, but they're barely ever appealing.

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42 minutes ago, HanoiVillan said:

I've watched all of these :)

I'd never considered all the ways a fried chicken sandwich can go wrong, but they're barely ever appealing.

never before had I thought about a chicken burger wearing a jacket let alone bread to chicken ratios 😂

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On 20/05/2022 at 20:53, Xela said:

Was in the office today, was a good laugh. Forgot how much I used to enjoy Fridays in the office... almost didn't feel like work. Just me and few mates in. Finished early and a quick pint or five afterwards to see in the weekend. 

Bostin'! 

Tell me you had a mixer as well ? Perfect opportunity !

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2 hours ago, mottaloo said:

Tell me you had a mixer as well ? Perfect opportunity !

Unfortunately not - those colleagues weren't in, but the chatter on the group chat is that we'll do it in the next couple of weeks! 

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1 hour ago, sidcow said:

The Chairman of The Royal Horticultural Society is called Keith Weed. 

I was thinking of posting that. 

Anybody who listens to R4's "Gardeners' Question Time" will be aware that the world of horticulture is rife with nominative determinism. Regular panelists include Clay Jones, Pippa Greenwood, and Bob Flowerdew. 

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17 hours ago, mjmooney said:

I was thinking of posting that. 

Anybody who listens to R4's "Gardeners' Question Time" will be aware that the world of horticulture is rife with nominative determinism. Regular panelists include Clay Jones, Pippa Greenwood, and Bob Flowerdew. 

The porn world seems to be riddled with it too so I'm told.

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19 minutes ago, villa4europe said:

Sat in a training course with an Austrian guy, he sounds just like Arnie, it's brilliant

On the other hand one for the piss me off thread why did I sign up to a 4 hour long business presentation training session 

Your challenge is to get him to say I’ll be back”

bonus points for “let’s get to the chopper”

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12 minutes ago, Genie said:

Your challenge is to get him to say I’ll be back”

bonus points for “let’s get to the chopper”

Get to the chopper has been running through my head constantly for thr last hour 😂

Hoping he says let off some steam at some point but it's about how to be professional during presentations so I don't think he's going to play the game 

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34 minutes ago, villa4europe said:

Sat in a training course with an Austrian guy, he sounds just like Arnie, it's brilliant

On the other hand one for the piss me off thread why did I sign up to a 4 hour long business presentation training session 

 

14 minutes ago, Genie said:

Your challenge is to get him to say I’ll be back”

bonus points for “let’s get to the chopper”

I think I've mentioned on here before but my Uncle is German but has lived most of his life in California.

It's hilarious trying to get him to say "I'll be back" because it's almost a perfect impression.  But he gets wound up about us trying to get him to do it.  Imagine the voice of Arnie protesting about stupid English people, why do you think this is so funny etc

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7 minutes ago, sidcow said:

 

I think I've mentioned on here before but my Uncle is German but has lived most of his life in California.

It's hilarious trying to get him to say "I'll be back" because it's almost a perfect impression.  But he gets wound up about us trying to get him to do it.  Imagine the voice of Arnie protesting about stupid English people, why do you think this is so funny etc

Does he tell you to

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