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4 minutes ago, Big Salad said:

Well we went out last night and it went pretty good I thought. I brought her some candy and some roses, and then we went to a local seafood restaurant which was delicious. Afterwards we went and did a salsa dancing lesson and thankfully I held my own for the most part. Though I must admit started breathing hard about halfway through and thought I might stroke the **** out.

Then proceeded to take her home, gave her a kiss on the cheek, and headed home. Going out again this weekend.

Overall quite enjoyable and looking forward to tomorrow night; gonna catch a movie and then hit a local night club.

All that and not even a hand job.  Ditch the frigid bitch. 😁😁

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3 hours ago, Xela said:

Day off today. 

Sat in a bar, having a full English earlier (beans served in a separate pot) and Blue Monday playing on the radio... not sure which edit. I raised my glass of freshly squeezed orange juice to @Seat68

 

Spoons in mere green, was it ? Hope your jogging bottoms were clean 😉

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3 hours ago, Xela said:

Day off today. 

Sat in a bar, having a full English earlier (beans served in a separate pot) and Blue Monday playing on the radio... not sure which edit. I raised my glass of freshly squeezed orange juice to @Seat68

 

What Presence of mind!

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46 minutes ago, mottaloo said:

Spoons in mere green, was it ? Hope your jogging bottoms were clean 😉

I would have gone there but they fail the bean juice test ;) 

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18 minutes ago, bickster said:

What Presence of mind!

No Beatles unfortunately! Closest we got was "While My Guitar Gently Weeps"

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1 minute ago, bickster said:

FTFY

(My puns are falling on deaf ears today. What Presence is a song by Orange Juice Grrrr)

If its not Oasis I'm going to struggle! ;) 

I was thinking -"I've never heard of a New Order song called Orange Juice" 

 

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25 minutes ago, bickster said:

FTFY

(My puns are falling on deaf ears today. What Presence is a song by Orange Juice Grrrr)

Don’t know what book you’re getting your puns from but I’d rip it up and start again if I were you 

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5 hours ago, Big Salad said:

Well we went out last night and it went pretty good I thought. I brought her some candy and some roses, and then we went to a local seafood restaurant which was delicious. Afterwards we went and did a salsa dancing lesson and thankfully I held my own for the most part. Though I must admit started breathing hard about halfway through and thought I might stroke the **** out.

Then proceeded to take her home, gave her a kiss on the cheek, and headed home. Going out again this weekend.

Overall quite enjoyable and looking forward to tomorrow night; gonna catch a movie and then hit a local night club.

Can't believe its taken this long folks: 

DHUTWU

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48 minutes ago, Xela said:

Can't believe its taken this long folks: 

DHUTWU

That was already alluded to in the pre-game strategy talk.   He was even referred to our resident "specialist" for advice.  You can lead a horse to water...

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16 minutes ago, chrisp65 said:

Sorba Thomas

273 days ago he was playing non-league for Boreham Wood.

Played 15 minutes last night in an away World Cup qualifier.

All he wanted to talk about in his interview was his mum, and going around the dressing room getting his team mates to sign his first ever international shirt.

That boy’s had quite the year.

 

 

Bit like our own Joe, went from Uni to the Championship, to the Premier league in a couple of years didn’t he? 

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1 hour ago, Mandy Lifeboats said:

It's now been 6 weeks since I went through a motorway speed camera at 85mph and I haven't received any notice in the post.  

What was the speed limit in the section? And what type of camera was it?

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New sofa delivered and in place.

Old one out on to the patio, cut up for the leather, then smashed up for the useable timber, the rest bundled in the car for tomorrow’s trip to the tip.

Also got £10.80 in change, some peanuts, and a jelly baby.

 

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37 minutes ago, bickster said:

What was the speed limit in the section? And what type of camera was it?

70mph and one of the Police Camera Vans parked on a bridge overlooking the motorway.  
 

The standard timespans are 14 days to receive the letter asking who the driver was and another 28 days to give a notice intending to prosecute.  
 

I am now confident that I could argue “un-due delay” if necessary.  
 

 

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