sidcow Posted October 1, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted October 1, 2021 1 hour ago, mjmooney said: I'd lay odds that that is a sentence that has never before been constructed in the history of the human race. I'd now like to see it translated into multiple languages, and become a meme. Naah. It was the original failed catchphrase of Arthur Atkinson before he finally settled on "Where's me washboard?" Somehow he felt "Ere misses, why have you smeared chocolate on the underside of your ironing-board?" didn't have the same comedic jocularity. Little known fact. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted October 2, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted October 2, 2021 11 hours ago, rjw63 said: Just got a pile of incense sticks from amazon and was trying out some of the more unusual fragrances. Like these... Thankfully "cannabis" does not smell like Chelmsley Wood. I'm perplexed by "black love", no idea what that should smell like. I'd ask "livingthelifeofavillain" but I think he's banned Barry White, I'd imagine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted October 2, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted October 2, 2021 On 29/09/2021 at 15:17, Big Salad said: Finally getting up the courage to ask a girl out for a date that I have known for awhile and she saying yes. Also she asked what took me so long lol. If you need some first date advice I'd DM @rjw63 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 2, 2021 Moderator Share Posted October 2, 2021 14 hours ago, blandy said: It's not turned up. I guess fuel problems and covid and driver problems. another day with no hot water or heating. Grrrr. Blue passport though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 2, 2021 Moderator Share Posted October 2, 2021 7 hours ago, il_serpente said: If you need some first date advice I'd DM @rjw63 No no. Don't do that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 18 hours ago, Xela said: Can someone alert the mods that Rob's account has been hacked by the Women's Institute? Have to admit we use a lot of incence too, and I like it a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 When football focus do their segment on women's football and show the highlights of the WSL. It's comedy gold. I thought the world Cup was funny. This is something else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 22 hours ago, rjw63 said: Just got a pile of incense sticks from amazon and was trying out some of the more unusual fragrances. Like these... I'm perplexed by "black love", no idea what that should smell like. The first time I tried to download "Black velvet" ( the song ) I got black lesbians,there might be a clue there ?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 2, 2021 Author Share Posted October 2, 2021 7 minutes ago, PussEKatt said: The first time I tried to download "Black velvet" ( the song ) I got black lesbians,there might be a clue there ?! That was obviously a complete accident on your part. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 I downloaded the song and its great,by Alanah Miles,check it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 2, 2021 Author Share Posted October 2, 2021 2 minutes ago, PussEKatt said: I downloaded the song and its great,by Alanah Miles,check it out. I know it. Isn't she a lesbian too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 Could well be.I have seen some lesbians that are a complete waste bieng lesbians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 25 minutes ago, PussEKatt said: The first time I tried to download "Black velvet" ( the song ) I got black lesbians,there might be a clue there ?! Ahhh, good old limewire. Blink 182’s new album? Nope, porn & viruses. Schindlers List Directors Cut? Nope, porn & viruses. Anything at all? Nope, porn & viruses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 2, 2021 Moderator Share Posted October 2, 2021 39 minutes ago, Ingram85 said: Ahhh, good old limewire. Blink 182’s new album? Nope, porn & viruses. Schindlers List Directors Cut? Nope, porn & viruses. Anything at all? Nope, porn & viruses. Porn & viruses? Nope, the new Blink 182 album. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zen Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 Or you get Porn & Viruses, an actual new release by Blink 182. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Ingram85 said: Ahhh, good old limewire. Blink 182’s new album? Nope, porn & viruses. Schindlers List Directors Cut? Nope, porn & viruses. Anything at all? Nope, porn & viruses. I gave limewire a quick go once. Yep Porn and viruses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Ingram85 said: Ahhh, good old limewire. Blink 182’s new album? Nope, porn & viruses. Schindlers List Directors Cut? Nope, porn & viruses. Anything at all? Nope, porn & viruses. I used to use Limewire and that is when I got the result mentioned,I dont use Limewire anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted October 2, 2021 Moderator Share Posted October 2, 2021 6 minutes ago, Seat68 said: I gave limewire a quick go once. Yep Porn and viruses. Audiogalaxy was where is was at 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 2, 2021 Author Share Posted October 2, 2021 Is Limewire still a thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted October 2, 2021 Moderator Share Posted October 2, 2021 28 minutes ago, rjw63 said: Is Limewire still a thing? nope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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