BOF Posted January 7, 2021 Moderator Share Posted January 7, 2021 2 hours ago, tonyh29 said: Todays co-op pit stop for something to take to work lead to the discovery of White chocolate marathon bars ... yep , White chocolate and haters are gonna hate , but they are pretty darn good White chocolate, where they take out all the actual cocoa and just leave the devil's spunk. Nah you're grand thanks. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted January 7, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted January 7, 2021 The whole point of the comp I went to, was to produce 15 rugby players to compete on behalf of the PE Department against other schools. Zero interest in ‘O’ level results as it was then, zero interest in personal development or getting a kid to Uni or anything. 15 rugby players. Hated rugby, so I had to make sure I was even more shit than I really was, which took some doing. Punishment for being shit at rugby was to be relegated to the no hopers given a football to kick around the tennis courts for 2 hours whilst the rugby moves were practised by the chosen ones. My crowning **** glory was telling them one week I had a new rugby shirt and i’s wear it the next week. The teachers were gobsmacked, was this a last minute convert to the egg? Had I finally seen the light? Turned up the next week in an Argentina rugby shirt. Got detention. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 It’s quite funny watching the soaps that have clearly been filmed in a Covid secure way. People walking down the street chatting 2 meters in front of one another. There was a scene the other day where someone collapsed and the other person crouched down on the floor crying 2 meters away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 32 minutes ago, Genie said: It’s quite funny watching the soaps that have clearly been filmed in a Covid secure way. People walking down the street chatting 2 meters in front of one another. There was a scene the other day where someone collapsed and the other person crouched down on the floor crying 2 meters away I’m quite concerned you watch that crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted January 7, 2021 Moderator Share Posted January 7, 2021 7 hours ago, tonyh29 said: Todays co-op pit stop for something to take to work lead to the discovery of White chocolate marathon bars ... yep , White chocolate and haters are gonna hate , but they are pretty darn good Dogshit from a dog fed on '70s dogfood 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 1 hour ago, bickster said: 8 hours ago, tonyh29 said: Todays co-op pit stop for something to take to work lead to the discovery of White chocolate marathon bars ... yep , White chocolate and haters are gonna hate , but they are pretty darn good Dogshit from a dog fed on '70s dogfood I always wondered where it all went in the late 70's. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 John Dillermand The Danish kids TV show about the mishaps of a man with a rope for a penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted January 8, 2021 Moderator Share Posted January 8, 2021 15 hours ago, Genie said: It’s quite funny watching the soaps that have clearly been filmed in a Covid secure way. People walking down the street chatting 2 meters in front of one another. There was a scene the other day where someone collapsed and the other person crouched down on the floor crying 2 meters away That makes sense though surely? They're mimicking today's reality, no? I mean, people are keeping their distances. It would be more weird if they were filming an alternative reality where everything was still open and everyone was within an accidental spitting distance of each other But also, yeah stop watching that shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 18 minutes ago, BOF said: That makes sense though surely? They're mimicking today's reality, no? I mean, people are keeping their distances. It would be more weird if they were filming an alternative reality where everything was still open and everyone was within an accidental spitting distance of each other But also, yeah stop watching that shit It’s just funny to watch, they of course have to make a nod to coronavirus social distancing but then I’m not sure many people would maintain 2m distance if they just witnessed a loved one collapse in the street or having a bar fight at a safe distance. They can’t do it any other way, it’s just amusing watching them trying their best to film it safely and also appear realistic. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Rugeley Villa Posted January 8, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted January 8, 2021 That’s the first working week of the new year over with . Boil the kettle and crack open the biscuits, because this boy is home for Quincy . 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 8, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 8, 2021 3 hours ago, Rugeley Villa said: That’s the first working week of the new year over with . Boil the kettle and crack open the biscuits, because this boy is home for Quincy . Is that some sort of rhyming slang? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 38 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Is that some sort of rhyming slang? Not at all Mike . Don’t drink booze much nowadays so there’s the kettle part, and always have biscuits with my cup of tea . The Quincy part comes from what one of my gaffers used to say when we had an early day . “You’ll be home for Quincy “ Another one I used to use with some of the work lads was “Tie a ribbon around the gate, get out the fine China, and crack open the soda , because this boy is home for Quincy “ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Your Round Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 First week of the new year done Only 50 more weeks to Christmas 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A'Villan Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 On 09/01/2021 at 03:23, Rugeley Villa said: Not at all Mike . Don’t drink booze much nowadays so there’s the kettle part, and always have biscuits with my cup of tea . The Quincy part comes from what one of my gaffers used to say when we had an early day . “You’ll be home for Quincy “ Another one I used to use with some of the work lads was “Tie a ribbon around the gate, get out the fine China, and crack open the soda , because this boy is home for Quincy “ *Puts on best Samuel L Jackson impersonation* "ENGLISH MOTHERF***ER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!" And here I was thinking your lot invented the language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 1 hour ago, A'Villan said: *Puts on best Samuel L Jackson impersonation* "ENGLISH MOTHERF***ER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!" And here I was thinking your lot invented the language. What we didn’t invent weren’t worth inventing. If your only ambition in life is to grow old, get fat, and grow a beard, then you’ve truly made it. You’ve reached the point where you honestly couldn’t give a ****, and that’s what it’s all about . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 11, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 11, 2021 46 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: If your only ambition in life is to grow old, get fat, and grow a beard, then you’ve truly made it. Already achieved that lot. What shall I aim for now? I'm thinking immortality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 Just now, mjmooney said: Already achieved that lot. What shall I aim for now? I'm thinking immortality. Is that really desirable? Immortality is for the young to dream about . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 11, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 11, 2021 Just now, Rugeley Villa said: Is that really desirable? Immortality is for the young to dream about . I'll let you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 1 minute ago, mjmooney said: I'll let you know. Bet you £20 you don’t 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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