Xela Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 I'm going to post at midday tomorrow and **** you all up 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Xela said: I'm going to post at midday tomorrow and **** you all up If you start drinking at midday then you're the one who'll be ****** up 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted June 10, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted June 10, 2020 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 10, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted June 10, 2020 ^^^^^ This media could not be played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 43 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: This media made me laugh out loud. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 When I was a pup I lived and worked in Great Yarmouth. Heady times and outside of a stellar record shop, very little in the 80s to keep me happy. Very little, but there was one thing. Inspired by @chrisp65 mention of bad taxidermy. No visit to Yarmouth in the 80s was complete without a visit to Great Yarmouth House of Wax. Who dat you say? Tony Blair its like having them in the flesh. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 In all fairness, that second one of the Apollo 13 crew is quite good. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 On 09/06/2020 at 07:54, Seat68 said: This will be hard to explain and its also a bit weird, but it cheers me up, inexplicably every time I do it. If a man appears in on telly, on the news and they work in trades, or someone of that ilk calls my wife as part of her job. I shorten their name and verbally refer to it. E.g man on telly thats a builder, Paul Simpson. I will literally say out loud Simpo. My wife took a call just from a contractor called Paul Downs, I literally said out loud Downsy. If a roofer is on Grand Designs called Tom Glaser. I will say out loud Tompo. I don’t know where it comes from, why I do it and why it gives me enjoyment. I do not know any of these people. Why do you switch from forename to surname? That must make it very confusing for your wife. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 5 hours ago, chrisp65 said: I love Minnie Driver. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 8 minutes ago, snowychap said: Why do you switch from forename to surname? That must make it very confusing for your wife. Some names don’t work. My wife also knows who I am on about by Shaking her head and muttering for **** sake. The main bit is the job, builder, chippie, roofer, electrician, mechanic. They also need to have an anglicised name. Soz non english named people, it doesnt work for me if you are Polish. Then it comes down to the name. Eg. Dave Cartwright, Davo. Paul Shaw, Shawsy. Its a bit of science, without science. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 10, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted June 10, 2020 The virus thread has dropped to 17th place (at time of posting). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Seat68 said: Some names don’t work. My wife also knows who I am on about by Shaking her head and muttering for **** sake. The main bit is the job, builder, chippie, roofer, electrician, mechanic. They also need to have an anglicised name. Soz non english named people, it doesnt work for me if you are Polish. Then it comes down to the name. Eg. Dave Cartwright, Davo. Paul Shaw, Shawsy. Its a bit of science, without science. It sounds like a system. I'm not one to knock a system. Edit: Are all Daves Davo? What do you call Dave Shaw? Edited June 10, 2020 by snowychap 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 5 minutes ago, snowychap said: It sounds like a system. I'm not one to knock a system. Edit: Are all Daves Davo? What do you call Dave Shaw? Davo. But its all on a case by case basis. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 What cheers me up? This place, especially after a tough day at work. I can even overlook the horrific sight of gravy on chips. Never change VT 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted June 11, 2020 Moderator Share Posted June 11, 2020 17 hours ago, Xela said: I can even overlook the horrific sight of gravy on chips. Um, maybe someone hijacked your account to write this then Alex? 21 hours ago, Xela said: Jesus Christ Covid 19 and general anarchy in the UK I can take, but this? Nice of you to let Top Cat have a lick of the fish before you ate it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 I was irked with fury to begin with but I calmed down by the end of the evening! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 12, 2020 Moderator Share Posted June 12, 2020 On 10/06/2020 at 17:37, mjmooney said: The virus thread has dropped to 17th place (at time of posting). The VillaTalk thread order is the only true gauge of how the virus is being controlled in the UK 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rjw63 Posted June 12, 2020 Author Popular Post Share Posted June 12, 2020 My mom was 75 on Wednesday, so we had her a cake made based on her favourite TV show Strangely the girl who made it didn't know who Peter Griffin was. Got his hair a bit wrong too, but it had the desired effect 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted June 12, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted June 12, 2020 (edited) @AVFC_Hitz "Reason for edit" notes Edited June 12, 2020 by Tegis This note, this one is not funny, stop looking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Tegis said: @AVFC_Hitz "Reason for edit" notes Obscure Eastern European footballers? It's my bag. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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