Dodgyknees Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 2 hours ago, lapal_fan said: Pussy Sure thing - that'll be £30 for two hours..your place or mine? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted May 30, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 30, 2020 I designed some trainers online for my & 7 year old granddaughter. Been waiting a month fr delivery, I get to give them her in 10 mins. Super excited. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Davkaus Posted May 30, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 30, 2020 I'd been looking forward to this one. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 Just witnessed my first car crash walking out of Lidl. Talked to a policewoman and everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 Quote Nursery teacher red-faced after discovering why newly-purchased candle 'disappeared' Baffled Ami Heckermann messaged her sister Charlotte, who had bought her a scented wax melting pot, saying she was upset that it had vanished after she burned it A nursery teacher was left embarrassed after her sister publicly shamed her when she got upset that her newly-purchased candle had "disappeared" - as she didn't realise burning it would use it up. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/nursery-teacher-red-faced-after-22110705 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 Walking through the supermarket, Sweet Caroline came on. Found myself muttering "**** the blues" under my breath before I realised what the song was 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 4, 2020 Moderator Share Posted June 4, 2020 On 02/06/2020 at 19:07, Xela said: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/nursery-teacher-red-faced-after-22110705 It pisses me off that this made it as an article, with the dribbling simpleton posing with the empty. I wonder how much she got for it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 I bloody loved Top Trumps when I was a kid, couldn't get enough of them. Commercial Airliners, Tanks of WWII, Prototype cars, Luxury cars, Ships, anything, I'd get the pack and just pour all over the data for ages. Every now and again they'd cock up and come up with a pack that had one card that couldn't be beat so if you had the luck of getting that card the game was pointless. Might have been 'eastern bloc missiles' or some such pack, there was one card that won on every category. Maybe it was Rally Cars and there was that Lancia Stratos card, boom! Winner! Yeah, Top Trumps man. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 4, 2020 Moderator Share Posted June 4, 2020 1 hour ago, chrisp65 said: I bloody loved Top Trumps when I was a kid, couldn't get enough of them. Commercial Airliners, Tanks of WWII, Prototype cars, Luxury cars, Ships, anything, I'd get the pack and just pour all over the data for ages. Every now and again they'd cock up and come up with a pack that had one card that couldn't be beat so if you had the luck of getting that card the game was pointless. Might have been 'eastern bloc missiles' or some such pack, there was one card that won on every category. Maybe it was Rally Cars and there was that Lancia Stratos card, boom! Winner! Yeah, Top Trumps man. I still have my collection (~120 packs, including the valuable ones like Horror 1, Horror 2 & Fantasy). It's just something I've never bothered to get rid of, so they've followed me around. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferguson1 Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 The pull of a Big Mac! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 I have seen this fella from about 10 different angles. Either he gets a out or everyone took a picture of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted June 4, 2020 Moderator Share Posted June 4, 2020 That feeling when you're about to start a four hour phone shift (which you hate) and you're slightly late logging on because other work got in the way and your boss phones you up... You apologise for not logging on on time and he says... £No, don't bother today, we've got extra staff on today, you have a rest and just catch up with your normal work..." Yeehaaa! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted June 4, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted June 4, 2020 3 hours ago, chrisp65 said: I bloody loved Top Trumps when I was a kid, couldn't get enough of them. Commercial Airliners, Tanks of WWII, Prototype cars, Luxury cars, Ships, anything, I'd get the pack and just pour all over the data for ages. Every now and again they'd cock up and come up with a pack that had one card that couldn't be beat so if you had the luck of getting that card the game was pointless. Might have been 'eastern bloc missiles' or some such pack, there was one card that won on every category. Maybe it was Rally Cars and there was that Lancia Stratos card, boom! Winner! Yeah, Top Trumps man. Still can't beat Top Trumps although it's always better if it's your pack so you know what's strong and what isn't. Some of my favourites: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted June 4, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted June 4, 2020 Oh - I missed the best one: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Genie Posted June 4, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted June 4, 2020 My little girl was a bit sad today, she gets down now and again with all the lockdown business. I asked her what would cheer her up, she said McDonalds. I said I’d take a look but wouldn’t queue if it was busy, which it certainly would be... I drive down, almost no queue. I was through the drive-through inside 10 minutes, didn’t get parked and the order was correct. It’s a miracle!! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 6 hours ago, chrisp65 said: I bloody loved Top Trumps when I was a kid, couldn't get enough of them. Commercial Airliners, Tanks of WWII, Prototype cars, Luxury cars, Ships, anything, I'd get the pack and just pour all over the data for ages. Every now and again they'd cock up and come up with a pack that had one card that couldn't be beat so if you had the luck of getting that card the game was pointless. Might have been 'eastern bloc missiles' or some such pack, there was one card that won on every category. Maybe it was Rally Cars and there was that Lancia Stratos card, boom! Winner! Yeah, Top Trumps man. I had about 50 packs of Top Trumps. Mainly the Waddingtons ones. Cars, trucks, motorcycles, tractors (great pack), etc My folks sold them as a job lot on ebay for about £100. I think they missed a trick there, could have got more. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 5 hours ago, BOF said: I still have my collection (~120 packs, including the valuable ones like Horror 1, Horror 2 & Fantasy). It's just something I've never bothered to get rid of, so they've followed me around. Some of these were quite scary for a kid 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jimzk5 Posted June 6, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted June 6, 2020 (edited) A few weeks ago for a laugh I changed a few photographs we had up in our house, instead of one of our wedding pictures is now this picture of bernard bresslaw and sid James from carry on camping The wife still hasn't noticed Edited June 6, 2020 by Jimzk5 7 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 10 minutes ago, Jimzk5 said: A few weeks ago for a laugh I changed a few photographs we had up in our house, instead of one of our wedding pictures is now this picture of bernard bresslaw and sid James from carry on camping The wife still hasn't noticed Good effort there @Jimzk5 but if you're going to use a carry on pic then there is a pecking order in which stars you should choose.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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