Genie Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 13 minutes ago, Seat68 said: Can’t believe my last comment didn’t get a single like. Nothing. The (brush) bar is very high these days to get a like 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted April 28, 2023 Moderator Share Posted April 28, 2023 24 minutes ago, Seat68 said: Can’t believe my last comment didn’t get a single like. Nothing. Your fault for using fancy forin words. How are we s’posed to know “oeuvre” is pronounced “Dyson” and therefore it’s a pun to do with hoovering. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VILLAMARV Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 35 minutes ago, Seat68 said: Can’t believe my last comment didn’t get a single like. Nothing. It's like living in a vacuum 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted April 28, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted April 28, 2023 2 hours ago, blandy said: Your fault for using fancy forin words. How are we s’posed to know “oeuvre” is pronounced “Dyson” and therefore it’s a pun to do with hoovering. Burn the witch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 4 minutes ago, sidcow said: Burn the witch If you do that, then you won't know what vacuum is the "Best Buy". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 9 hours ago, Seat68 said: Can’t believe my last comment didn’t get a single like. Nothing. Its picked up a pity like now 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted April 28, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted April 28, 2023 11 hours ago, Seat68 said: Can’t believe my last comment didn’t get a single like. Nothing. It’s going to take a while for me to come to terms with the fact that my Devon Loch/thread lock gag in the horse racing thread the other day didn’t receive widespread critical acclaim. Genuinely believed that was going to be the one that I’d be remembered for. Oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 1 minute ago, Mark Albrighton said: It’s going to take a while for me to come to terms with the fact that my Devon Loch/thread lock gag in the horse racing thread the other day didn’t receive widespread critical acclaim. Genuinely believed that was going to be the one that I’d be remembered for. Oh well. I saw it, and in all fairness I could guess it’s cleverness but it’s horses and my knowledge ends at red rum so didn’t want flag myself up as a horse nerd. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted April 28, 2023 Moderator Share Posted April 28, 2023 12 minutes ago, Seat68 said: it’s horses and my knowledge ends at red rum That must be murder 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted April 28, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted April 28, 2023 12 hours ago, blandy said: Your fault for using fancy forin words. How are we s’posed to know “oeuvre” is pronounced “Brexitering Gammony M”f***er” and therefore it’s a pun to do with hoovering. FTFY 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted April 29, 2023 Moderator Share Posted April 29, 2023 12 hours ago, blandy said: That must be murder Oh get you Sam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 29, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted April 29, 2023 13 hours ago, blandy said: That must be murder No need to crow about it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted April 29, 2023 Moderator Share Posted April 29, 2023 On my way to that there London today. Can't remember the last time I was in there for non football reasons. Gonna see dinosaurs 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xela Posted April 29, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted April 29, 2023 4 minutes ago, BOF said: On my way to that there London today. Gonna see dinosaurs Houses of Parliament? AMIRITE? #satire #bolitics 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted April 29, 2023 Share Posted April 29, 2023 I had a last minute invite to Parliament for Tuesday, but had to turn it down, already booked up. Booooo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted April 29, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted April 29, 2023 1 hour ago, chrisp65 said: I had a last minute invite to Parliament for Tuesday, but had to turn it down, already booked up. Booooo. Deploying gun powder elsewhere? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted April 29, 2023 Share Posted April 29, 2023 Hay fever season - sucks 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted April 29, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted April 29, 2023 44 minutes ago, Demitri_C said: Hay fever season - sucks I think you'll find it mainly blows actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted April 29, 2023 Moderator Share Posted April 29, 2023 7 hours ago, BOF said: On my way to that there London today. Can't remember the last time I was in there for non football reasons. Gonna see dinosaurs Crystal Palace? The dinosaurs that are nothing like what we think they were like now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted May 2, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted May 2, 2023 Britain facing plague of 300 million super-rats who can chew through concrete https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/britain-facing-plague-of-300-million-super-rats-who-can-chew-through-concrete/ar-AA1aAPQM?ocid=mailsignout&pc=U591&cvid=e0ead6e9c5424bf5b941a528c879624f&ei=11 The UK is facing a plague of 300 million monstrous super-rats capable of gnawing on steel and chewing through concrete. The fearsome army of rodents have been bolstering their ranks since lockdown, when they started invading homes, gardens and basements to find places to nest. Pest controllers have recorded rats getting larger and members of the public have reported sightings of giant specimens up and down the UK. Fast-food waste and calorie-laden foods have been blamed for fuelling the rise in the rodent size and population. During the early days of the coronavirus lockdown more than half of UK pest controllers reported an increase in rodent activity as the populations of rats moved from deserted city centres to people's homes and gardens in search of food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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