Stevo985 Posted July 18, 2023 Author VT Supporter Share Posted July 18, 2023 This is why Bob Mortimer never got that patent for the backward toilet off the ground Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fightoffyour Posted July 18, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted July 18, 2023 20 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: You'd have to remove your trousers and pants completely As usual then, right? Pissing too. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 27 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: You'd have to remove your trousers and pants completely You're just letting your trousers dangle around on a toilet floor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 Cons: My foot is stuck in a bin 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 39 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: You'd have to remove your trousers and pants completely that's the sign of a good one anyway real good one the top comes off too 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 You leave the toilet like this after an epic poo 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 18, 2023 Moderator Share Posted July 18, 2023 6 minutes ago, villa4europe said: that's the sign of a good one anyway real good one the top comes off too Ah yes, back to nature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 Am I the only one who'll remember a good movement for a few hours after? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zen Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 50 minutes ago, villa4europe said: that's the sign of a good one anyway real good one the top comes off too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomav84 Posted July 18, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted July 18, 2023 seeing as we're keeping the tone low, what's worse - desperate for a onesie or desperate for a twosie? my vote is the latter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 18, 2023 Author VT Supporter Share Posted July 18, 2023 55 minutes ago, villa4europe said: that's the sign of a good one anyway real good one the top comes off too I always found sitting on the toilet in the nude extremely unsettling 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 44 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: I always found sitting on the toilet in the nude extremely unsettling Yeah I mean I had to stop doing it in the office but at home it's the exact opposite for me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 50 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: I always found sitting on the toilet in the nude extremely unsettling Especially after a shower or bath when my cheeks are all slippy on the seat ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fightoffyour Posted July 18, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted July 18, 2023 Since I started this I now have to admit to once during a boozy lads' weekend sitting on a toilet facing the cistern stark bollock naked. Didn't actually have a shit though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 3 hours ago, Davkaus said: It gives you a convenient little shelf Worst case he gets turned on DYUTWU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 9 minutes ago, fightoffyour said: Since I started this I now have to admit to once during a boozy lads' weekend sitting on a toilet facing the cistern stark bollock naked. Didn't actually have a shit though. Doing the flush thing, pervert. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted July 18, 2023 Moderator Share Posted July 18, 2023 1 hour ago, mottaloo said: Especially after a shower or bath when my cheeks are all slippy on the seat ! Shit first bath later surely? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted July 18, 2023 Moderator Share Posted July 18, 2023 1 hour ago, villa4europe said: Yeah I mean I had to stop doing it in the office but at home it's the exact opposite for me You've clearly gone native Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony Posted July 19, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted July 19, 2023 18 hours ago, AVFC_Hitz said: Am I the only one who'll remember a good movement for a few hours after? Get your prostate checked. Seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted July 19, 2023 Share Posted July 19, 2023 1 hour ago, Anthony said: Get your prostate checked. Seriously. If you do get your prostate checked,make sure the doctor uses 2 fingers.That way you get a second opinion. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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