HanoiVillan Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 I tried, but I couldn't limit myself to 10. I have a lot of hate to go round! - Barcelona - Real Madrid - Juventus - Lazio (though they often have cool shirts, annoyingly) - Man Utd - Liverpool - Small Heath - Leeds - Chelsea - West Ham - Cardiff - Millwall - Rangers - Celtic I have put Small Heath here, but I actually *hate* them less than most of the other clubs on the list; I find at least as much pleasure laughing at them as hating them, which partly puts them into a slightly different category of club (along with Newcastle and Sunderland, primarily). My reasons for hating a club seem to have been extensively covered by others, but just to say it's usually because of either ludicrous plastic fans, open corruption, a long history of far-right or violent supporters, or sectarian nonsense. I keep expecting to hate Man City, who are awful in many ways, but I think the depth of my hatred for Utd, Liverpool and Chelsea inevitably means I end up wanting them (and Arsenal) to do well by default. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One For The Road Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 Birmingham City Birmingham City Birmingham City Birmingham City Birmingham City Birmingham City Birmingham City Birmingham City Birmingham City Birmingham City In any order. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewieGriffin Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 Birmingham - no explanation needed Liverpool - ugh. I dont think I have the time to write this in full, but constant media fawning, "bestest club in the werld la", they think everyone loves them, YNWA, etc etc. They've even made me hate Klopp, as he's turned into an über prick the last 2 years or so Spurs - media darlings, funny to constantly see them be trash and fall short of where they think they deserve to be Newcastle - fans are morons, club seems to have a stench of inflated self-importance about it despite being shit Fulham - not even a proper football club, get back to your punting and rugby. Chelsea - see above but with added Russian "oil money" *cough cough* literally buying you trophies and making you think you're a big club. Rangers and Celtic (I've put them together because the reason is identical) - religious bigots. Simple. Awful fans, awful politics, and both currently employ pricks as managers. Celtic think they're enormous because they won a European Cup - so have Red Star Belgrade. Rangers assume they're equally as enormous because they've won a similar amount of trophies despite their domestic competition being as competitive as a one legged man in an arse-kicking contest. Man City - see Chelsea but with dodgier money from a different man Leeds - reread why I hate Liverpool, Newcastle and Spurs and your result is this steaming pile of turd. Sooner Bielsa has a hissy fit and leaves and this lot sink back to the middle of the Championship the better. Special mention to Watford - it's nothing against the club really, but a guy I work with is a huge Watford fan and he's an absolute bellend so I hope they get twatted every week and end up in League 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Silvers Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 Sha Spam Burnley Cov Leeds Chelsea Stoke Bournemouth Spuds Citeh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 1 hour ago, Mantis said: I've disliked Millwall ever since our FA cup game at the Den under Lambert in 2013. All the away fans were kept back for like an hour after the game in a fenced off section behind the stands, and when I got talking to a Millwall fan on the train and mentioned it, he just shrugged and said "it's for your own protection". Also I seem to recall N'Zogbia (I think) getting a bunch of bottles thrown at him just as he was about to take a free kick. They're just thugs and they're proud of it. Was an article a few weeks back of the Russian Millwall fan club who support them because working class roots and also unsurprisingly supported the fans response to taking a knee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizzzle Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 In no order Blues Baggies Dog heads Leeds Newcastle United Liverpool West Ham Chelsea Real Madrid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a m ole Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 I can narrow it down to about 91 clubs I think. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyblade Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 Liverpool City West Ham Millwall Lazio Madrid Don't really hate SHA as much as I just like taking the piss out of them. West Brom and Wolves, don't even care about at all as much as they try to force it. Leeds have been moving up on the list since 2018 purely because their fans seem to be dickheads. Can't go anywhere on Twitter without seeing one of them acting a fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zen Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 I’d agree with those who say they pity SHA more than they hate them, if it wasn’t for how f***ing disgusting some of their behaviour is. A seat landed not five feet away from my head after Gabby’s late winner at their place under MON, in addition to endless coins raining down around me (lord knows where they got them from.) The scenes outside after the games were worse still. Just vicious, blind violence. I don’t pity them. I absolutely hate them. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerCollins29 Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 I find it interesting how many non english sides in ur lists? Why? You woulf assumr that we wouldnt have a lot to do with them. Would be interested in hearing some views Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 45 minutes ago, GingerCollins29 said: I find it interesting how many non english sides in ur lists? Why? You woulf assumr that we wouldnt have a lot to do with them. Would be interested in hearing some views Not English myself so rarely come across fans of other British clubs except the usual glory hunters from England and Scotland. Ive only ever met 1 Baggie, zero Wolves and some cousins that are blues who I havent seen in nearly 2 decades. thats it 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulC Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 Hatred for me is bad word. I don't hate any team. Never have never will! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 3 hours ago, GingerCollins29 said: I find it interesting how many non english sides in ur lists? Why? You woulf assumr that we wouldnt have a lot to do with them. Would be interested in hearing some views Scottish football isn't fully foreign, and I got my fill of Rangers fans when they came to Manchester to play in - was it a final or something? - in 2007 or 2008, round about then. Piccadilly Square was absolutely full of the worst words removed on this whole blighted island. Horrific people. Everything I've read about Celtic fans suggests they're exactly the same, so that's them. Probably exaggerating a bit for effect how much I dislike Real, Barca, Juve etc but I get very bored by the same clubs winning over and over and over again, especially if they are obviously being helped out by governments or footballing authorities. Also English people who support those teams are always utter, utter rocket polishers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 10 hours ago, HanoiVillan said: Scottish football isn't fully foreign, and I got my fill of Rangers fans when they came to Manchester to play in - was it a final or something? - in 2007 or 2008, round about then. Piccadilly Square was absolutely full of the worst words removed on this whole blighted island. Horrific people. Everything I've read about Celtic fans suggests they're exactly the same, so that's them. 2008. I was living and working in the City then too, I've never seen anything quite like it. There was scores of them already paralytic on my way to work at 8:30am. By the time I left the streets were just a sea of them that you had to wade through to get home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 17 minutes ago, Wainy316 said: 2008. I was living and working in the City then too, I've never seen anything quite like it. There was scores of them already paralytic on my way to work at 8:30am. By the time I left the streets were just a sea of them that you had to wade through to get home. Yeah, I've never seen anything quite like it. I'd never seen people carrying flags with red hands on them either, but there they were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowandlow Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 Manc 2008 was a quality day out one of the best I've ever had for footy absolutely barmy Think the authorities completely underestimated the scale of supporters who were willing to travel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 On 03/02/2021 at 11:25, tomav84 said: Bournemouth - living on the south coast has been unbearable last few seasons. i actually want blues to win at the weekend such is my dislike for them now 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markc Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 No particular order Manure - since fergie and mainly because of there fans, quite liked them before that in the Best, Charlton, Law etc.. times and even under the Doc. Liverpool - fans and now fans and klop West Ham - the OTT media love in and bias towards them that's gone on for years. Oh, and the porn dwarf Leeds - Dirty cheats Cov - horrible fans, remember then trying to get onto the pitch to attack hercules he had been winding them up abit though Spurs - Fans and Levy especially for trying to take the piss out of us re Jack Burnley - horrible team, horrible manager SHA - nuffin else to add... mate Watford - just because AVFC - for ruining to many of my weekends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 On 03/02/2021 at 13:11, StewieGriffin said: Celtic think they're enormous because they won a European Cup - so have Red Star Belgrade. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoelVilla Posted February 6, 2021 Share Posted February 6, 2021 Mjällby AIF - just get relegated down the leagues and disappear completely Juventus - never really think they got punished enough for the match fixing Liverpool for all the reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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