Genie Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 56 minutes ago, Robtaylor200 said: My Columbian mate was so pleased that his wife had given birth to twin boys Emall and Juan. He only carries a a picture of Juan Because once you've seen Juan Is it better without the punch line ? My Spanish mate is a firefighter and has 2 boys. Jose and Hose B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GarethRDR Posted December 10, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 10, 2020 20 hours ago, Designer1 said: To the bloke in the wheelchair who stole my camo suit, you can hide but you can't run. Not a joke, but a couple years ago I genuinely saw someone wearing a hi-vis jacket and camo trousers. I mean... make up your mind?! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Robtaylor200 Posted December 11, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 11, 2020 17 hours ago, GarethRDR said: Not a joke, but a couple years ago I genuinely saw someone wearing a hi-vis jacket and camo trousers. I mean... make up your mind?! I was out shopping with Mrs T, seeing how much money she could spend in Dunelm, I was getting bored when I saw a big lad in a camouflage jacket. I purposely bumped into him and then apologised for not seeing him. He apologised too and I walked off tittering to myself. 3 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandy Lifeboats Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 On 09/12/2020 at 20:38, Big Salad said: Just finished reading an excellent book called “Fights on a Narrowboat" by R.G. Bargee. I hate silly, made up names like that. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 11, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted December 11, 2020 2 hours ago, Mandy Lifeboats said: I hate silly, made up names like that. "R. G. Bhaji" would have been better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, Mandy Lifeboats said: I hate silly, made up names like that. what about that weight lifting course by Ivor Bicep and A. E Strong Edited December 11, 2020 by Robtaylor200 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 On 10/12/2020 at 09:13, mjmooney said: Is Emall even a name? Better than Denice and Denephew that's an old one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Big Salad Posted December 11, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 11, 2020 I heard on the news that it’s getting cold in Argentina. They said it was bordering on Chile. 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 we need some new material lads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted December 11, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted December 11, 2020 Just now, Robtaylor200 said: we need some new material lads Graphene? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 Every Christmas we get a jumper, It's my job to talk them down. The in laws are staying over Christmas, or as I call them, pigs in blankets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 1 hour ago, colhint said: Every Christmas we get a jumper, It's my job to talk them down. The in laws are staying over Christmas, or as I call them, pigs in blankets. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted December 13, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted December 13, 2020 My girlfriend borrowed $100 from me. When she finally paid me back exactly $100 a few years later, I broke up with her. I had lost interest in the relationship. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Big Salad Posted December 14, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 14, 2020 I keep having recurring nightmares that I’ve turned into a horse. Its been seven nights on the trot so far. 3 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Salad Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. 'I don't want to know,' the child said, bursting into tears. 'Promise me you won't tell me.' Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, 'When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really shag, I'll have nothing left to live for.' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rds1983 Posted December 17, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted December 17, 2020 How does Father Christmas clean his hands? With Santa-tiser. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted December 17, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted December 17, 2020 3 hours ago, Rds1983 said: How does Father Christmas clean his hands? With Santa-tiser. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markc Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Salad Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 Can’t believe how rude the suppository helpline was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 18, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted December 18, 2020 5 minutes ago, Big Salad said: Can’t believe how rude the suppository helpline was. That's bin dunne a plethora of times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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