Robtaylor200 Posted November 4, 2020 Share Posted November 4, 2020 20 hours ago, AVFC_Hitz said: Just finished reading an excellent book called “Fights on a Narrowboat" by R.G. Bargee. That's really tickled me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A'Villan Posted November 4, 2020 Share Posted November 4, 2020 Q: Why don't Greece score any goals in football? A: Because every time they get a corner they set up a fish and chips shop! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A'Villan Posted November 4, 2020 Share Posted November 4, 2020 Julian Assange will face the death penalty later this month.. Unfortunately for him Ollie Watkins is the man to take it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted November 5, 2020 Share Posted November 5, 2020 14 hours ago, A'Villan said: Q: Why don't Greece score any goals in football? A: Because every time they get a corner they set up a fish and chips shop! older than Gods dog. nearly as old as me and @JAMAICAN-VILLAN 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enda Posted November 6, 2020 Share Posted November 6, 2020 After Trump’s election, two immigrant neighbours in Texas vow to start acting more American. Whichever neighbour becomes more American wins. So after a few months pass they bump into each other bringing their kids home from school. Immigrant One says “Hey, buddy, look at my brand new SUV. I used it to pick up some McDonalds for dinner, got myself some Bud Light, and later I’m taking my son to the ball game!” Immigrant Two replies, “Oh yeah? F*ck you, raghead.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xela Posted November 7, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted November 7, 2020 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 The government are set to fine Arsenal for allowing 11 people to have a party in their backyard 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 A student has sex with his French teacher and goes home and tells his dad. His dad says "That's my boy, a chip off the old block! You know that bicycle you have always wanted? Let's go down to the shop and get it for you". On the way back the lad was riding the bike. His dad told him he didn't have to stand up on the pedals. The lad said "I know that dad, but my arse is still sore". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 10 hours ago, rjw63 said: A student has sex with his French teacher and goes home and tells his dad. His dad says "That's my boy, a chip off the old block! You know that bicycle you have always wanted? Let's go down to the shop and get it for you". On the way back the lad was riding the bike. His dad told him he didn't have to stand up on the pedals. The lad said "I know that dad, but my arse is still sore". did his teacher where a mask while having sex with him? and more importantly did he have the mask covering his nose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 54 minutes ago, leemond2008 said: did his teacher where a mask while having sex with him? and more importantly did he have the mask covering his nose? It's a (supposed) joke, not a documentary about jaw-volleying 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 Just now, rjw63 said: It's a (supposed) joke, not a documentary about jaw-volleying I just thought that as the funnay internet pictures thread had been hijacked that we may as well do this one as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post tonyh29 Posted November 24, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted November 24, 2020 A man goes to the Optician for his annual eye test. The Optician puts a contraption on his face ,and asks him what he can see. "I see empty Airports and empty Football grounds" he says. " I see closed theatres , closed pubs, closed Restaurants " That's perfect says the Optician, you've got 2020 vision! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted November 24, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted November 24, 2020 5 hours ago, tonyh29 said: A man goes to the Optician for his annual eye test. The Optician puts a contraption on his face ,and asks him what he can see. "I see empty Airports and empty Football grounds" he says. " I see closed theatres , closed pubs, closed Restaurants " That's perfect says the Optician, you've got 2020 vision! Actually made me laugh out loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepyvillian Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 On 04/11/2020 at 16:29, A'Villan said: Julian Assange will face the death penalty later this month.. Unfortunately for him Ollie Watkins is the man to take it. If I was you, I'd get my coat. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepyvillian Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 How do you know when a girl on crack is lying ? When she swears on her kids lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post colhint Posted November 29, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted November 29, 2020 Bought the missus and artificial leg for Christmas, just as a stocking filler. 3 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rjw63 Posted November 29, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted November 29, 2020 On 28/11/2020 at 07:59, sheepyvillian said: How do you know when a girl on crack is lying ? When she swears on her kids lives. 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 29, 2020 Moderator Share Posted November 29, 2020 15 minutes ago, rjw63 said: I think he meant to post it in the relationship thread. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepyvillian Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 2 hours ago, BOF said: I think he meant to post it in the relationship thread. I'm afraid if you're averse to pershian rugs, you're just not going to get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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