Risso Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Everytime you post in this thread Puss, an angel pulls the head off a kitten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 11, 2013 Moderator Share Posted July 11, 2013 Kittens are over-rated anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobler Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Just seen a dwarf struggling to carry a plasma TV back to his car so I shouted over, "Can you manage with that telly mate?" He replied, "**** off it's a kindle." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 A woman goes to the doctors complaining of stomach cramps. So the doctor examines her and does some tests and says "You're going to have to look forward to the idea of long sleepless nights full of crying and changing nappies". "Why? Am I pregnant?" "No" the doctor replies "You've got bowel cancer". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted July 11, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted July 11, 2013 Dark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 If been attacked by a gang of clowns always go for the jugular Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonLax Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 If been attacked by a gang of clowns always go for the jugular I believe the collective for clowns is 'a posse' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 12, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted July 12, 2013 That's insane. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Moonman with a 90s cultural reference?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 12, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted July 12, 2013 Down with the kids, me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Down on the kids, me. Fixed your post Sir Jimmy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 12, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted July 12, 2013 No, no, you misunderstand. I meant "DOWN WITH THE KIDS!!! BOOO!!! HISSSS!!!" And up the Villa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Troglodyte Posted July 12, 2013 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted July 12, 2013 A Roman walks into a bar, sticks two fingers up at the barman and says, "Five beers please." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 12, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted July 12, 2013 A programmer walks into a bar, sticks two fingers up at the barman and says "Three beers, please". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted July 13, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted July 13, 2013 I just heard a sneak preview of Bono's new solo album. It sounds like U2 but less edgy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Robbing that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Frankly auto correct i`m getting tired of you **** shirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 (edited) Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s OK now. Edited July 13, 2013 by CarewsEyebrowDesigner 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s OK now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 some people have also seen the bit about highbrow jokes in the independent. :sherlock: going to have to be a dumbass though and say I don't get the Roman joke. Is Roman a type of something in sciency speak? Anyway, will pop another one up from there though: A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies: "No I'm travelling light." Pavlov is enjoying a pint in the pub. The phone rings. He jumps up and shouts "Hell! I forgot to feed the dog!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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