legov Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 It's so difficult to explain puns to a kleptomaniac. They always take things literally. Old joke, but a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 It's so difficult to explain puns to a kleptomaniac. They always take things literally. Who did you steal that from? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted August 23, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted August 23, 2013 (edited) It's so difficult to explain puns to a kleptomaniac. They always take things literally. Who did you steal that from? Enda, Page 301. Edited August 23, 2013 by choffer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 My friend posted it on Facebook yesterday... Egads man, I forgot the forum's Joke Police were on patrol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted August 23, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted August 23, 2013 My friend posted it on Facebook yesterday... Egads man, I forgot the forum's Joke Police were on patrol! Here to serve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 My friend posted it on Facebook yesterday... Egads man, I forgot the forum's Joke Police were on patrol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Oh I got your "stolen" joke, it was more in reference to Choffer's post after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post K-Carlsen Posted August 23, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted August 23, 2013 A husband and wife are getting a divorce. They are fighting in the court, about who's going to have the right to keep the daughter. The judge asks the girl: "Do you want to live with your Dad?" She replies: "No, because he beats me all the time." "Do you want to live with your Mum then", the judge asks? "No", she replies. "She beats me all the time too" the little girl replies. "But who do you want to live with then", the judge asks her. The girl replies: "I want to go and live at St. Andrews" St. Andrews? enquires the judge To which the girl replies "Yes, Birmingham City don't beat anyone there". 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Don't worry VillaAjax, I got where you were coming from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lp_villa830 Posted August 24, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted August 24, 2013 Your moms so fat, that when she fall down the stairs I thought Eastenders had ended. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 i've been trying to come up with a Miley Cyrus joke all day, but it's just not twerking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 A bloke has just got out of a time machine and forced me to suck his cock, I felt degraded and humiliated.When I get older I am going to build a time machine, go back in time, find the bastard as a kid, and force him to suck my cock. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted September 10, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted September 10, 2013 Ken Barlow took a fifteen year old escort into Kevin Webster's garage. Because Jim couldn't fix it for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post claretman Posted September 10, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 10, 2013 "Do you want to hear a really good batman impression?" asked my mate Dave."Go on then," I replied."NOT THE KRYPTONITE!" he screamed.I said, "That's superman."He said, "Thanks, I've been practising." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claretman Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 I was watching the TV when I shouted through to my wife in the kitchen, "A cup of tea would be nice love."She replied, "Why don't you stick a broom handle up my arse?"It's wee surprises like that which are the key to a long and happy marriage. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 A lesbian goes to a nutritionist because she has indigestion. The nutritionist says, "It's simple - you are what you eat." So the lesbian turns to her and says, "Are you calling me a cu*t?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoony Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 My mate had one of his testicles removed today, after finding a lump. That's how serious he is about mashed potato. I don't know why that is so funny but I am in a public place and crying right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 I was walking down the street the other day, and a busker was singing "Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I've got" "That's Supertramp" I said. "Thanks very much" said the busker. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BOF Posted September 14, 2013 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted September 14, 2013 Two Northern Irish ducks flying over Belfast. One says 'Quack'. The other says 'Am goin' as quack as I can'. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 BREAKING NEWS:Ashley Young has been rushed to hospital after being poked on Facebook 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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