villaajax Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 at the risk of looking like a fool at failing to spot any sarcasm or dry wit ill say this: I think he meant he was stealing it to put on facebook or to tell other people, not that we have stolen it from someone else Agreed. Mike is a light fingered young rascal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saturdaygig Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 at the risk of looking like a fool at failing to spot any sarcasm or dry wit Actually, it was a masterpiece of comedy double-entendre, you could hardly be expected to know which way it was facing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 20, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted October 20, 2012 at the risk of looking like a fool at failing to spot any sarcasm or dry wit ill say this: I think he meant he was stealing it to put on facebook or to tell other people, not that we have stolen it from someone else That is exactly what I meant, thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 23, 2012 Moderator Share Posted October 23, 2012 And I think Saturdaygig knew it and knowingly took it the wrong way. Well played SG. But we've now entered an Inception-esque level of double-bluffing and faux-confusion. Beware all who enter for nothing is as it seems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 23, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted October 23, 2012 ...or IS it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 23, 2012 Moderator Share Posted October 23, 2012 No, definitely not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 23, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted October 23, 2012 But... but... If nothing is as it seems, and it does seem that nothing is as it seems, then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troglodyte Posted October 23, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted October 23, 2012 Well, it seems that this thread is now full of 'seem-men'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Police have tasered a man for bringing a lion into the Houses of Parliament. The suspect, a Mr. David Blunkett, is recovering in hospital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 26, 2012 Moderator Share Posted October 26, 2012 I don't know why everybody is banging on about Jimmy Savile. He fixed it for me when I got to milk a cow blindfolded when I was 9. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 26, 2012 Moderator Share Posted October 26, 2012 John Terry tried to put the racism trial behind him by taking his family to the zoo. "Come here, kids," he said, pointing through the glass. "Look at that monkey! Ooh ooh ooh!" The whole family laughed, before Terry pulled his wallet out and said, "Sorry, mate. Two adults and two children, please." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 oh dear god two of the worst i have ever herd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 oh dear god two of the worst i have ever herd Chris Herd? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 Chris Herd? Scheiße !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 I borrowed a DVD from my mate entitled "Bald and Barely Legal". Went home and put the disc in the machine and sat with my erect cock in my hand ready to wank myself silly. I felt a right clearing in the woods when the film came on. It was a Department of Transport film about tyre tread depths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 1, 2012 Moderator Share Posted November 1, 2012 I'd say you went at it anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 I'd say you went at it anyway. Why do it yerself when ye don't have to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 1, 2012 Moderator Share Posted November 1, 2012 ready to wank myself silly.Cuz ... never mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtsimonw Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 I was watching Jurassic park the other day, when I thought: "Not only does my son have a stupid name, but he's also a shit driver." Don't listen to the earlier criticism. They're just jealous of your awesome jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claretman Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 I knocked at my neighbours door today. I said, "I'm sorry to tell you this but I've just ran your son over down the road." "No, please!" he preached dropping to his knees, looking to the sky. "Why... Oh why?" "Because he called me a fat word removed yesterday," I replied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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