choffer Posted November 7, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted November 7, 2012 My lesbian neighbours asked me what I wanted for Christmas. They got me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 If Robs porn collection is anything to go by then Corporal Jones was clearly wrong , as the Germans clearly do like it up them 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her Husband there, reading a magazine. "Hi Darling" he says "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 8, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted November 8, 2012 A joke book from the year 1470 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 8, 2012 Moderator Share Posted November 8, 2012 Git. You have me reading that now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 A joke book from the year 1470 I'm sure the one Drat uses pre-dates that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GarethRDR Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Verilly, I lol'd. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 8, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted November 8, 2012 For 15th C jokes, I think some of them are still pretty good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 Just scared a girl off, she flirtingly asked if I was a lover or a fighter "A little bit of both", I replied, " I'm a rapist". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 Spent last night in hospital. .....turns out the new Dyson ball cleaner wasn't what I thought it would be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troglodyte Posted November 13, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted November 13, 2012 I was playing Football Manager on the PC when I was offered the Scotland job. I knew it was a shit squad with no future, so I declined the offer. Then I put the phone down and got back to Football Manager. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 Girls Aloud are playing Birmingham next year. They are expected to win 3-0. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claretman Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 How does Moses make a cup of tea? Hebrews it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troglodyte Posted November 14, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted November 14, 2012 And what's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped during the holocaust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 How does Moses make a cup of tea? Hebrews it. Jew can't be serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Pedant Shouldn't that be with a big H One of my daughter's pet rabbits died yesterday but I came up with a novel idea. I hope the other one dies before Christmas though 'cos I can't see her wanting to wear just the one novelty slipper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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