BOF Posted July 24, 2012 Moderator Share Posted July 24, 2012 I liked the Bradley Wiggins one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 @HeskeyHeskey: #askMOwen I scored more goals than you in the Premiership last season. #LOL more scary than funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnbull Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Have a scout through this, hilarious... http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK?pageNumber=3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CI Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Chimps lips, lolz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnbull Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Brian May's plughole!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 A longhaired kid is hitchhiking and gets picked up by a trucker. After a few miles the hitchhiker asks "Well are you going ask if I'm a boy or a girl?" The trucker says "It doesn't matter. I'm going to **** you anyway". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troglodyte Posted July 31, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted July 31, 2012 My pubes are like my back garden. Trimmed down so kids can find the balls easier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 31, 2012 Moderator Share Posted July 31, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Haha, another brilliant .gif! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troglodyte Posted July 31, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted July 31, 2012 It has been a day of great gifs. Makes the fact that my internet has become ridiculously slow all the more annoying, though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Another great day! Went to the gym, then had a nice shower. I've just picked up a bottle of home brew from one of the neighbours for this afternoon. I've got a few joints rolled up for the Xbox tournament with the lads. After that I'll muck around online with some porn and gambling sites. Then, to finish off the perfect day, a nice blow job before I go to bed. ****, I love prison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Just driving by Wandsworth prison and saw a dwarf with a knotted sheet climb out of one of the windows. My mate said "Look at that midget". I said "That's a little condescending". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 6, 2012 Moderator Share Posted August 6, 2012 Oh noice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 If the answer is "Cockrobin", what is the question? "What's that in my bum, Batman?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 British boxer Anthony Ogogo has guaranteed himself a medal at the Olympics.He has proven to be a much better fighter than his father, Hugo, who lost every one of his battles against Batfink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 British boxer Anthony Ogogo has guaranteed himself a medal at the Olympics.He has proven to be a much better fighter than his father, Hugo, who lost every one of his battles against Batfink. Rubbish. Nobody even knows who Batfink is numbnuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 You may have beaten me to it on facebook but you were slow out the blocks here on VT :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villadude Posted August 9, 2012 Author Share Posted August 9, 2012 Two OAP's are enjoying oral sex together when the old man says "I can't stay down there for too long, it stinks!" The old lady replies "Sorry it's my arthritis". The man replies "Arthritis in your fanny?". "No" says the old lady "The arthritis is in my shoulder, I can't wipe my arse." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 9, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted August 9, 2012 "What's that in my bum, Batman?"1966 wants its joke back. Seriously, that's when I first heard it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 What's black and runny ? Usain Bolt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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