Lapal Fan's Obnoxious Odours. A Topic

[darrenm]

14 minutes ago, snowychap said:

Aren't you a vegetablist?

Yes. I still have to help prepare flesh for the family though.

[snowychap]

4 minutes ago, darrenm said:

Yes. I still have to help prepare flesh for the family though.

I commend you on your altruism.

Properly cooked (and seasoned, obviously) pork smells fantastic, though.

Edit: Even as a meat eater, lamb breast can smell rank.

Edited November 21, 2017 by snowychap

[TrentVilla]

Seafood. Any of it, vile.

[sharkyvilla]

My mate Skidmark Greg tricked me into sniffing a tooth he'd had removed and kept in a jar for a few days, crikey that's the closest I've got to vomiting on the spot out of pure disgust.  Still gag just thinking about it.

[legov]

11 hours ago, NurembergVillan said:

Durian Fruit.  And I ate some too.  Vile stuff.

Heresy

[Seat68]

My parents moved to France and asked me to clear out their chest freezer, but the power had been off for 2 months. Its what I imagine a dead body to smell like.

[hogso]

Can't believe no one has said the scientifically proven most smelly place on Earth yet - The Sty / St. Andrews / Small Heath

[Paddywhack]

Something that smells bad, like a turd. 

[lapal_fan]

a piece of shit with dog baff on top. 

errrr can you imagine that? 

[NurembergVillan]

We've got rats in our garage.  Just waiting for the council pest control guy to arrive today.  It absolutely honks in there.

[darrenm]

10 hours ago, snowychap said:

I commend you on your altruism.

Properly cooked (and seasoned, obviously) pork smells fantastic, though.

Edit: Even as a meat eater, lamb breast can smell rank.

Pork's never been that much of a draw for me. Even seasoned. The smell of beef cooking at McDonalds can still get me though.

Lamb 

[LondonLax]

7 minutes ago, darrenm said:

Pork's never been that much of a draw for me. Even seasoned. The smell of beef cooking at McDonalds can still get me though.

Lamb 

I’m not sure that’s beef 

[a m ole]

1 hour ago, NurembergVillan said:

We've got rats in our garage.  Just waiting for the council pest control guy to arrive today.  It absolutely honks in there.

dead rats are worse 

[lapal_fan]

1 minute ago, a m ole said:

dead rats are worse 

dead rats eating rotten pork and farting! eww gross

[rjw63]

I once shat in a coffee jar at work, and then wrapped about 200 metres of masking tape around it.

Then I wrote "DO NOT OPEN" on it in marker pen. It was Friday, so I left it in my pals shanty at work.

Of course he just HAD to open it on Monday morning...the previous nights ale soon made a dramatic exit.

[Ingram85]

12 minutes ago, rjw63 said:

I once shat in a coffee jar at work, and then wrapped about 200 metres of masking tape around it.

Then I wrote "DO NOT OPEN" on it in marker pen. It was Friday, so I left it in my pals shanty at work.

Of course he just HAD to open it on Monday morning...the previous nights ale soon made a dramatic exit.

[Kingman]

Cat shit after a session on the tuna or a wet donkeys fart! 

[blandy]

2 hours ago, darrenm said:

The smell of beef cooking at McDonalds can still get me though

Wow. I cannot stand the smell of MacDonalds. Every time I go past one I want to gag - the kind of putrid congealed fat smell is rank.

Also dead whales. 

[lapal_fan]

13 minutes ago, blandy said:

Wow. I cannot stand the smell of MacDonalds. Every time I go past one I want to gag - the kind of putrid congealed fat smell is rank.

Also dead whales. 

They bought it on themselves voting "Leave". Now it's just a lumpy dog farm. 

[blandy]

1 hour ago, lapal_fan said:

Now it's just a lumpy dog farm.

Ah, so that's where the family mongrel, "ODB"  (Old Doggie B*stard, in full ) went, when he "went to live on a farm". I did wonder why Mr Hopkirk had a bloodied spade, and a fresh mound of dirt in the garden, but I can rest easy, now. Nothing sinister happened.