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29 minutes ago, StefanAVFC said:

 

A parody, tweeted in good faith by Michael Fabricant.

Painful.

Been a Tory MP since 1992 and didn't stop to wonder why he had never heard of either his colleague, or his fictional constituency at any point in the last thirty years.

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A feasibility study commissioned by Boris Johnson into building a bridge or tunnel between Scotland and Northern Ireland has surprise surprise found it is not feasible.  A bridge would cost 335 billion pound and a tunnel over 200 billion pound and the costs would far out weigh the benefits. 

The cost to find out what anyone with an ounce of sense could have told Johnson when he first flighted this idea is almost 1 million pound of tax payers money. 

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31 minutes ago, markavfc40 said:

A feasibility study commissioned by Boris Johnson into building a bridge or tunnel between Scotland and Northern Ireland has surprise surprise found it is not feasible.  A bridge would cost 335 billion pound and a tunnel over 200 billion pound and the costs would far out weigh the benefits. 

The cost to find out what anyone with an ounce of sense could have told Johnson when he first flighted this idea is almost 1 million pound of tax payers money. 

Bet he still does it anyway

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1 minute ago, HanoiVillan said:

It's obviously a stupid idea . . . but it's somehow kind of sad that it's impossible nevertheless.

If only there were another way of crossing expanses of water, we could all travel to foreign parts like I've seen on the picture box.

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1 hour ago, HanoiVillan said:

It's obviously a stupid idea . . .

Is it as stupid as damming the North Sea and the English Channel to combat sea level rises?

Some Dutch Government scientist had obviously been in a coffee shop when he had that idea

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24 minutes ago, bickster said:

Is it as stupid as damming the North Sea and the English Channel to combat sea level rises?

Some Dutch Government scientist had obviously been in a coffee shop when he had that idea

Bring back Doggerland!

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1 hour ago, StefanAVFC said:

Imagine my shock

Shortly followed by Dick saying that this shows there's not enough evidence to proceed with a police investigation, and anyway, it's even further in the past, now.

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