Follyfoot Posted January 22, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 22, 2021 (edited) 32 minutes ago, It's Your Round said: I loved Cadbury’s fingers up until some snotty kid shoved one up his nose at a kids party, the disgusting brat pulled it out covered in snot and put it back on the plate. I’ve not touched one since. I wonder what ever happened to this kid, probably became a Tory politician. His name was Stephen Milligan I think, your right he did become an MP, swapped the finger trick to something involving a segment of orange and ladies undergarments Edited January 22, 2021 by Follyfoot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Just now, bickster said: Shhhh, you'll put @tonyh29out of business for good if that slips out into the wild I'm liking the flavour suggestion from Alex , but with a slight tweak pan fried Otter and ginger ..gonna launch them as Tarka flavour crisps .. {old joke alert)} Regular crisps just a little otter 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted January 22, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 22, 2021 34 minutes ago, It's Your Round said: I loved Cadbury’s fingers You certainly can't beat a chocolate finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 12 minutes ago, tonyh29 said: I'm liking the flavour suggestion from Alex , but with a slight tweak pan fried Otter and ginger ..gonna launch them as Tarka flavour crisps .. {old joke alert)} Regular crisps just a little otter Ladies and gentlemen . . . 'the humour of the crisp-tasting industry' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 6 minutes ago, HanoiVillan said: Ladies and gentlemen . . . 'the humour of the crisp-tasting industry' ha .... tbf to the industry , i don't work exclusively on crisps , other branches of consumerism also have to suffer my wit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted January 22, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 22, 2021 21 minutes ago, tonyh29 said: I'm liking the flavour suggestion from Alex , but with a slight tweak pan fried Otter and ginger ..gonna launch them as Tarka flavour crisps .. {old joke alert)} Regular crisps just a little otter When I worked behind a bar a bloke came in and asked for a pint of lager and a bag of helicopter crisps, told him we did not do helicopter crisps, he said OK, give me plain. How we laughed 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 1 minute ago, Follyfoot said: When I worked behind a bar a bloke came in and asked for a pint of lager and a bag of helicopter crisps, told him we did not do helicopter crisps, he said OK, give me plain. How we laughed On my way to work this morning , i saw 2 peopled dressed as packets of crisps by the side of the road, so I stopped and offered them a lift ... They replied, No Thanks ,we are walkers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted January 22, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 22, 2021 1 minute ago, tonyh29 said: On my way to work this morning , i saw 2 peopled dressed as packets of crisps by the side of the road, so I stopped and offered them a lift ... They replied, No Thanks ,we are walkers Dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender "A beer and a bag of crisps please." The bartender says "Wow that's amazing!!! You should work in the circus!" The dog then replies "Why!? Do they need electricians?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xela Posted January 22, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted January 22, 2021 19 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: Dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender "A beer and a bag of crisps please." The bartender says "Wow that's amazing!!! You should work in the circus!" The dog then replies "Why!? Do they need electricians?" 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobzy Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 1 hour ago, bickster said: Currently my number one, I have a 2 pack a week habit Comfortably the greatest biscuit with tea - not even close. Can dunk for a full minute and the thing stays together. Absolute 10/10. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Your Round Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 1 hour ago, sidcow said: These were number three on my list tbh. I only added Jaffa cakes to try and bait an argument about them not being biscuits. It didn’t work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted January 22, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 22, 2021 1 hour ago, bickster said: Currently my number one, I have a 2 pack a week habit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted January 22, 2021 Moderator Share Posted January 22, 2021 1 minute ago, sidcow said: possibly the truest thing ever posted in jest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted January 22, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 22, 2021 1 minute ago, It's Your Round said: These were number three on my list tbh. I only added Jaffa cakes to try and bait an argument about them not being biscuits. It didn’t work. There is no argument. It's been proven in court at huge expense. They are officially cakes saving McVities tens of millions of pounds in back VAT payments. Biscuits go soft if left out. Jaffa Cakes go hard if left out.... Like cakes. That's what won them the case. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Your Round Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 1 minute ago, sidcow said: There is no argument. It's been proven in court at huge expense. They are officially cakes saving McVities tens of millions of pounds in back VAT payments. Biscuits go soft if left out. Jaffa Cakes go hard if left out.... Like cakes. That's what won them the case. I know that. I should’ve realised that VT will know that too. Somebody will be along shortly to link the full 187 page documented legal proceedings 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Throwing Anzacs into the conversation, as they are the only biscuit I know of that can hold their structural integrity indefinitely once the packet's been opened, presumably through either voodoo or some Faustralian (see wot I did there) bargain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted January 22, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 22, 2021 1 minute ago, It's Your Round said: I know that. I should’ve realised that VT will know that too. Somebody will be along shortly to link the full 187 page documented legal proceedings Actually I meant to end my post with "which you clearly know" but forgot in my excitement to get it on the board and wait for the instruction to take it to the boring thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Have any of you ever had the mythical all-chocolate Kit-Kat? That was one of the prominent playground rumours of my time. I did have an all-chocolate, supermarket knock-off brand one once, many years ago. I can't recall which supermarket, and it would have been imported stock into a NAAFI branch. Alas I have nobody to verify my story, but the memory of it is seared into my brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Garibaldis and fig rolls >>> digestives, rich teas and custard creams (the dreary biscuit gang) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 11 minutes ago, It's Your Round said: Somebody will be along shortly to link the full 187 page documented legal proceedings With someone else popping along shortly thereafter to denounce the paper as a product of the liberal propaganda machine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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