sidcow Posted January 22, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 22, 2021 6 minutes ago, GarethRDR said: Have any of you ever had the mythical all-chocolate Kit-Kat? That was one of the prominent playground rumours of my time. I did have an all-chocolate, supermarket knock-off brand one once, many years ago. I can't recall which supermarket, and it would have been imported stock into a NAAFI branch. Alas I have nobody to verify my story, but the memory of it is seared into my brain. I've had ones where part of a finger is all chocolate, but not a whole one. I don't know why they don't just release an all chocolate version as people get so excited when it happens. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted January 22, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 22, 2021 5 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: Garibaldis and fig rolls >>> digestives, rich teas and custard creams (the dreary biscuit gang) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Look at these pair of boring creeps. Drier than a camels arse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post AVFC_Hitz Posted January 22, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted January 22, 2021 'kin ell you can't say that about Custard Creams. Proper biscuit. Sort of sexy without being sexy. Like Miss Lavelle my old geography teacher plain to look at but you just knew she'd stick a finger up your bum behind a closed down Kwik Save. 3 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted January 22, 2021 Moderator Share Posted January 22, 2021 52 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: Look at these pair of boring creeps. Drier than a camels arse. DIgestives are to be used with a nice cheddar cheese or similar, definitely not blue cheese though. My mother was one sick bitch, she used to eat Rich Tea with butter on, never liked her 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 19 minutes ago, AVFC_Hitz said: 'kin ell you can't say that about Custard Creams. Proper biscuit. Sort of sexy without being sexy. Like Miss Lavelle my old geography teacher plain to look at but you just knew she'd stick a finger up your bum behind a closed down Kwik Save. Are you telling me the custard cream isn't the very last one you'd pick out of this fine collection? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 36 minutes ago, GarethRDR said: Have any of you ever had the mythical all-chocolate Kit-Kat? That was one of the prominent playground rumours of my time. I did have an all-chocolate, supermarket knock-off brand one once, many years ago. I can't recall which supermarket, and it would have been imported stock into a NAAFI branch. Alas I have nobody to verify my story, but the memory of it is seared into my brain. they still make them from time to time Student Saima Ahmad, 20, bought the multi-pack of bars from a supermarket for £2 last month, and says she suffered “monetary and emoitonal” loss due to the lack of wafer. She has now written to manufacturer Nestle, claiming that they have ignored their duty of care to consumers. Students , don't you just love them 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted January 22, 2021 Moderator Share Posted January 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: Are you telling me the custard cream isn't the very last one you'd pick out of this fine collection? Don't be stupid, the one with Pink Icing on should be given to a homeless shelter, icing on a biscuit what kind of rocket polisher thought of that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted January 22, 2021 Moderator Share Posted January 22, 2021 3 minutes ago, tonyh29 said: they still make them from time to time That tactic usually gets you a free box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 13 minutes ago, tonyh29 said: they still make them from time to time Of all the things to try and hold Nestlé to account over, that's certainly... an interesting choice. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 (edited) 35 minutes ago, bickster said: Don't be stupid, the one with Pink Icing on should be given to a homeless shelter, icing on a biscuit what kind of rocket polisher thought of that! so what you're saying is that something you think is inedible should be given to the homeless ... Edited January 22, 2021 by tonyh29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted January 22, 2021 Moderator Share Posted January 22, 2021 3 minutes ago, tonyh29 said: so what you're saying is that something you think is inedible should be given to the homeless ... I'm fairly sure shit isn't a euphemism for inedible. They are edible, I just don't eat them so they should be given to the needy. Always thought Iced Gems were shit too Icing + biscuit = No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted January 22, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 22, 2021 Iced jems are proper horrible. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted January 22, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 22, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Paddywhack said: Are you telling me the custard cream isn't the very last one you'd pick out of this fine collection? They’re one of the last ones I’d go for there, but that’s because custard creams are more common place in my world, so a few of those other choices would be more interesting. I’ve been trying to work on an analogy where the plain digestive and rich tea are Sharon & Tracey from “Birds of a feather” and the custard cream is Dorien - a bit common but at least is a bit joyful. And sticking a custard cream in with that collection is like putting Lesley Joseph in with The Saturdays...but I think the analogy still needs some finessing. Edited January 22, 2021 by Mark Albrighton 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 If it wasn't for Mrs brown's boys , birds of a feather would be the shittiest sitcom ever made, wouldn't it ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted January 22, 2021 Moderator Share Posted January 22, 2021 1 minute ago, tonyh29 said: If it wasn't for Mrs brown's boys , birds of a feather would be the shittiest sitcom ever made, wouldn't it ? Sorry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted January 22, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, tonyh29 said: If it wasn't for Mrs brown's boys , birds of a feather would be the shittiest sitcom ever made, wouldn't it ? AND...YET...THEY...BROUGHT...IT...BACK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted January 22, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 22, 2021 2 hours ago, AVFC_Hitz said: 'kin ell you can't say that about Custard Creams. Proper biscuit. Sort of sexy without being sexy. Like Miss Lavelle my old geography teacher plain to look at but you just knew she'd stick a finger up your bum behind a closed down Kwik Save. my type of girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted January 22, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 22, 2021 1 hour ago, bickster said: Sorry... Language Timothy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 1 hour ago, tonyh29 said: If it wasn't for Mrs brown's boys , birds of a feather would be the shittiest sitcom ever made, wouldn't it ? What about the Jasper Carrot one? That was awful. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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