mjmooney Posted July 4, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted July 4, 2011 I always got on OK with my M-i-L, provided we kept off certain subject such as race/immigration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 "I know, right?" That. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 The mother-in-law. **** despise the woman! go on... Mate its unbelievable. Just everything she says or does pisses me off. It wont be too long before she gets both barrels! Is she interfering between you and the OH? You should tell her you, the missus and the little one are thinking of moving to Australia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 Has it got to the stage whereby the mere sight of her face with a shit eating grin all over it makes you want to comatise her? Yep, its that bad. Example. Turning up at 6pm on a night, just as i get home from work. All i want to do is spend time with the little'un, give him his bath and have a play before he hits the sack at 7pm. You've had all **** day to come round and see him, this is my time...**** off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 Example. Turning up at 6pm on a night, just as i get home from work. All i want to do is spend time with the little'un, give him his bath and have a play before he hits the sack at 7pm. You've had all **** day to come round and see him, this is my time...**** off! :nod: I know that one but in fairness the MIL tends to push off when I get home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 Sounds like classic MIL-ery... The worst thing about them is that they dont tend to dislike you anywhere near as much as you dislike them, and even if they did, they're far too clever & smug to show it, so confrontation becomes bit of a social faux pas. They leave to go home, and you're left with a big slice of pissed off pie which you dont know what to do with! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 Example. Turning up at 6pm on a night, just as i get home from work. All i want to do is spend time with the little'un, give him his bath and have a play before he hits the sack at 7pm. You've had all **** day to come round and see him, this is my time...**** off! :nod: I know that one but in fairness the MIL tends to push off when I get home. Which wouldnt be a problem, but she knows that when i get home from work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 Example. Turning up at 6pm on a night, just as i get home from work. All i want to do is spend time with the little'un, give him his bath and have a play before he hits the sack at 7pm. You've had all **** day to come round and see him, this is my time...**** off! Why does he want to see your kid!? Mother in Laws eh? Hopefully I never experience this phenomenon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 People that sweat profusely. They disgust me like no other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 People that sweat profusely. They disgust me like no other. That used to be me, through no fault of my own, showered twice a day, used anti perspirant all the time, played havoc with my social life etc.... went to doctors and was told I had hyper hydhrosis and to use a roll on called anhydrol forte, dont sweat at all now. Miracle stuff. Any other sweaty bastards reading this, get some! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 4, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted July 4, 2011 Cher Lloyd's new song. Swagger Jagger. Scarred for life... :shock: Just YouTube'd it. Jesus Christ that's bad. But if you choose to sample "O my darling clementine" what can you expect? Heard her interviewed on the radio the other day as well and I had to turn it off because she was annoying me so much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunRickyRun Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 "make of that what you will" (apart from if MM posts it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 Awkward, boring, going-through-the-motion lift chat with someone from your office (in particular someone you don't know all too well). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 Cher Lloyd's new song. Swagger Jagger. Scarred for life... :shock: Just YouTube'd it. Jesus Christ that's bad. But if you choose to sample "O my darling clementine" what can you expect? Heard her interviewed on the radio the other day as well and I had to turn it off because she was annoying me so much! Just did the same, pretty horrific. Just about would though. Why is she rapping, it's horrific, then again I think any female rap is quite terrible, well maybe apart from Minaj who I seem to like for some strange reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony Posted July 4, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted July 4, 2011 I found the link from Popbitch - I genuinely thought it was a parody from Saturday Night Live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Cher Lloyd's new song. Swagger Jagger. Scarred for life... "Oww! My freakin' ears!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sureshot Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Random one - when barbers/hairdressers seemingly throw years (weeks?) of training out of the window and become completely inept at their job on hearing of your highly complex follicular request - like 'I want the same style just a bit shorter'. 'WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHAT IS THAT IN INCHES?! I DON'T EVEN...' It was worst when I used to have long hair - when I had the audacity to ask 'if you could just trim it up a bit as it's getting a bit long/thick' I'd generally end up with some bizarre indie-reject look for my troubles. When I lived in France I literally had to start taking pictures in on my phone so they wouldn't f*ck it up completely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theboyangel Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Cher Lloyd's new song. Swagger Jagger. Scarred for life... "Oww! My freakin' ears!" for the love of God..... :shock: :shock: :shock: How is this possible???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 The amount of grumpy old farts on the VT section of the forum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 5, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted July 5, 2011 The amount of grumpy old farts on the VT section of the forum!I don't think old farts are the problem over there, it's more the FM-playing 12-year-olds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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