wiggyrichard Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 The growing percentage of idiots on the main board. I know this is not new news but it just makes reading thorugh player threads for the latest news so frustrating. It just seems to compromise of petty squabbling and/or building a case for any signing we might make being a huge disaster. This, a thousand times over mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 The SHIT puns (are there any other kind?) at the end of pretty much every report on Sky Sports News. On Portugal winning against Denmark: "Mind you, if there is one thing you'd expect a team featuring Ronaldo & Nani to do, it's gel." AC Jimbo is the king of the puns, he even has his own facebook page. You should listen to more Football Weekly sir. Better than Drat? Much as I love Drat, he has never done a gag quite as brilliant as the Ronaldo & Nani one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 Old blokes that whistle in supermarkets. And it's not even a recognised tune, just some kind of geriatric sparrow impersonation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 8, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted July 8, 2011 Old blokes that whistle in supermarkets. And it's not even a recognised tune, just some kind of geriatric sparrow impersonation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 The new, happy Rob. I preferred the miserable old bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 Heh heh :angel: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 8, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted July 8, 2011 The SHIT puns (are there any other kind?) at the end of pretty much every report on Sky Sports News. On Portugal winning against Denmark: "Mind you, if there is one thing you'd expect a team featuring Ronaldo & Nani to do, it's gel." AC Jimbo is the king of the puns, he even has his own facebook page. You should listen to more Football Weekly sir. I've downloaded it every week for the past couple of years! In fact i went to Football Weekly Live earlier this year. Jimbo is a legend. I still don't like puns though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony Posted July 8, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted July 8, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 When someone uses the word "Leg-End" rather than "legend". "That {insert person's name here; usually someone famous} is a proper leg-end" "Yeah...and you're a proper c-unt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 Car bores. In fact, they should piss me off, boring words removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 8, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted July 8, 2011 When someone uses the word "Leg-End" rather than "legend". "That {insert person's name here; usually someone famous} is a proper leg-end" "Yeah...and you're a proper c-unt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limvillian Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 People who constantly quote tweets as if they were facts, especially on the transfer front. Do ye realise these people know as little as anyone else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sureshot Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 We have reached new heights in the hair studio dumbassery stakes. I wanted to get mine chopped today so called them up: Me: Hi, I wondered if I could get an appointment for a haircut today. Reception chick: Sorry, Hector is booked all day. Me: No, haircut. Reception chick: No, I'm sorry - Hector is fully booked up. Would you like another stylist? Me: I just want a haircut, I don't mind what stylist does it. Reception chick: Ok, one moment. *Puts me on hold for a little while* Reception chick: Ok, how does 3:30 sound? Me: That's fine, thank you. *I rolled on down there for 3:30.* Me: Hi, I have an appointment at 3:30 for a cut. Reception chick: Hi! With Hector, right? Me: ... And yes, I did get my haircut by Hector after all, and he did a decent job. But seriously - what the f*ck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCU Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 That creased me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMilnereatsnails Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 When people say "very true". How can something be very true? It's either true or it's not, simple. I've never heard of anything ever being a referred to as "a little bit true" so why say very true? What balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 11, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted July 11, 2011 When people say "very true". How can something be very true? It's either true or it's not, simple. I've never heard of anything ever being a referred to as "a little bit true" so why say very true? What balls.Not as bad as "fairly unique", or "one of the most unique..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 I have no issue with "very true", say it all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 11, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted July 11, 2011 I think "very true" is shorthand for "that is true - and it's a well-made point". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Very.... agreed, Mike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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