theunderstudy Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 You should have confused them and told them you were from Russia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 More like this I think..... Have you been taking drawing lessons from Risso? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 One side of my hair is longer than my other. Like It's growing quite long, left side, hair passes past front/back of ear smoothly, right side, it's all bushy, thick and sticking out. Not that long. It's still not at that point where most kids have it, ala Justin Beiber...it's just before that stage, it's annoying. Going to have to cut it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 Ride it out and grow some hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 ^ That. Back on topic... When Rachel Riley wears tights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Overheard in Vic's cafe in Tyseley this morning. [man] - yeah, they split it into two films so they could make more money out of it. [woman] - really? [man] - yeah. It doesnt even have a proper ending. [woman] - cheeky so and so's! [man] - its still a good film though. *pause* [man] - would you like a copy? [woman] - go on then. how much is it? [man] - £2. The man then takes a copy of the new Harry Potter film on DVD out of his pocket and passes it to the woman. /facepalm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Losing at Virtual Snooker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted December 1, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted December 1, 2010 The phrase "The Big Freeze". Oh - and the fact that the media don't know the difference between climate and weather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Materials in Engineering - shoot me now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 When I wear a hat, my hair parts and it gives me a meandering river bald spot. Been trying to get rid of it all morning. Baldness is one of the last things I need Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Overheard in Vic's cafe in Tyseley this morning. [man] - yeah, they split it into two films so they could make more money out of it. [woman] - really? [man] - yeah. It doesnt even have a proper ending. [woman] - cheeky so and so's! [man] - its still a good film though. *pause* [man] - would you like a copy? [woman] - go on then. how much is it? [man] - £2. The man then takes a copy of the new Harry Potter film on DVD out of his pocket and passes it to the woman. /facepalm. Is it the fact that they think it's 2 films to make money or the DVD copy that pisses you off or a combination of the 2 or that you were in vic's cafe ? There is a lot to be pissed off about early in the morning mate, I dislike most things until 11.00 am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Its the fact that the bloke is complaining that the studio are trying to fleece people by making two films in one breath, then selling a pirated version of said movie in the next! And there is nothing wrong with Vic's cafe, its one of the best greasy spoons in Brum!* *well, of the very small selection** that I have actually tried... ** sample size may be just one cafe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Its the fact that the bloke is complaining that the studio are trying to fleece people by making two films in one breath, then selling a pirated version of said movie in the next! And there is nothing wrong with Vic's cafe, its one of the best greasy spoons in Brum!* *well, of the very small selection** that I have actually tried... ** sample size may be just one cafe. I see what you mean now, yep a little strange. Maybe the fleecing was his motivation to make the DVD, dunno really but for 2 quid he aint going to be a millionaire next week I know that much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 I paid too much for a woollen jacket the other day, I was fleeced! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Thing is, I actually was :x. Damn it all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Shocking lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 No, that was when I saw my electricity bill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 No, that was when I saw my penis in the mirror. Fixed. :!: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 The interesting chat I had with a Muslim chap in my lecture today, who kept preaching about how homosexuality is a choice, no one is born gay and how all homosexuals should be 'eradicated'. He was quite annoyed when I suggested that if being homosexual is a choice then surely following a religion is, to which he countered 'religion is a faith you are born with' and the 'Qu'ran wasn't written by any man' and that he has proof of this.. followed by a lot more mumbo-jumbo. The thing that worries me is, if he's willing to shout this around in public, what on earth is he doing in private? Anyone got the number for MI5? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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