lapal_fan Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 Just now, Stevo985 said: Sorry, you bought 300 Pogs for your wife for her birthday? Is that the worst gift ever? I believe so. Tellingly, she hasn't even looked at them They were her main present too. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 1 minute ago, lapal_fan said: I believe so. Tellingly, she hasn't even looked at them They were her main present too. I could lend you my pog maker and you could make some nob ones..? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 Lapal once sent me a picture of a big throbbing black dick on Facebook. I opened his message at work. Never again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 He won them all back off her in the first game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 He just did it again! Madman, 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 22, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted January 22, 2018 8 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: I believe so. Tellingly, she hasn't even looked at them They were her main present too. Imagine her poor little face, looking forward to opening her present from her loving husband, and then it's **** pogs Poor woman. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 Loving husband? Laps? Pah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 (edited) 32 minutes ago, StefanAVFC said: Loving husband? Laps? Pah. Last Wednesday night, she was stressing from work. So I picked up the boy, went home, cleaned our room, changed the sheets, ran her a hot bath, put candles on, bubbles, flowers, laid her pajamas and slippers out, put relaxing music on for her, bought her a choice of 3 face masks (she needs em LOL) AND cooked her tea (only veg, jacket potato and steak) and she loved it. THAT'S LOVE. But did she suck my nob? DID SHE ****. So I WON'T be doing that again. (I joke, she's the best). Edited January 22, 2018 by lapal_fan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 On 1/21/2018 at 15:20, Dr_Pangloss said: If you can't **** them then there's not much point. My female friends are generally a burden, need too much help and attention. I can go weeks without talking to close male friends, if I don't talk to some of my female friends for a week they get upset at me. I get on well with them, Its just as you say, male friends of mine I can not speak to in weeks and we just pick up where we left off. Women want constant messaging. Just because I don't whatsapp them 50 times a day, they start to think I don't like them, which isn't true. I just don't want to spend all my evening on my phone texting. I've got wanking and TV to watch! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 5 hours ago, Stevo985 said: Sorry, you bought 300 Pogs for your wife for her birthday? Is that the worst gift ever? It's like Karl Pilkington buying a jumbo box of condoms! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 What the **** is a pog or tazo?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted January 22, 2018 Moderator Share Posted January 22, 2018 7 minutes ago, Xela said: What the **** is a pog or tazo?! Pomegranate, Orange and Guava 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Xela said: What the **** is a pog or tazo?! You sad, sad little man.. You haven't lived! I nearly killed myself because I never owned one. NOW I OWN THOUSANDS!!! **** BITCOIN! **** WALL ST! POGS ARE THE FUTURE!!!!! Edited January 22, 2018 by lapal_fan 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 22, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted January 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Xela said: It's like Karl Pilkington buying a jumbo box of condoms! That's exactly what I thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 people that talk about work all the time, its extremely annoying when every conversation leads back to it 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaglint Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Zatman said: people that talk about work all the time, its extremely annoying when every conversation leads back to it I find other people's work chat so boring, especially when they care and show some level of passion for it. Nobody gives a shiz about the crappy corporation you work for. Edited January 22, 2018 by villaglint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, villaglint said: I find other people's work chat so boring, especially when they care and show some level of passion for it. Nobody gives a shiz about the crappy corporation you work for. Its more the co-workers I work with when you go for a beer after work or lunch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaglint Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 2 hours ago, Xela said: I get on well with them, Its just as you say, male friends of mine I can not speak to in weeks and we just pick up where we left off. Women want constant messaging. Just because I don't whatsapp them 50 times a day, they start to think I don't like them, which isn't true. I just don't want to spend all my evening on my phone texting. I've got wanking and TV to watch! With all the wanking you watch and time you spend messaging women you aren't poking I'm starting to build a theory about why you've spent 20 years not really giving woman a chance in relationships. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 I am massively out of the pog and tazo generation, but my daughter loved that shit. That and tamagotchis. I spent a fantastic week in the 90's keeping a tamagotchi alive. Halcyon days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 Like a complete spanner I misjudged the snow and slipped up. Cracked my mouth off the floor and chipped a tooth. Luckily there was no one around to laugh at my fat self introducing my face to Johnny Pavement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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