theboyangel Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 28 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: Thought all you drunken sailors spent whatever free time you had in the pub, especially on a bank holiday Sunday. Sailor? I'm no matelot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 30, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted April 30, 2017 4 hours ago, Xela said: This was a black cab! Cold hard cash from my wallet. I haven't advanced to Uber yet! Well there's your problem. Black cabs are about twice as expensive as most other cab firms. I would literally never get one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 Contrary to popular belief, I don't come to the gym to hear you chuck youe barbell down every 30 seconds. You word removed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midfielder Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 4 hours ago, Xela said: My stomach, I like ale, but it hates me Its grumbling away and going around like a washing machine Omeprazole, or some over the counter Nexium.... but not Gaviscon etc. And totally nil by mouth for a few hours, no tea. no coffee no water, nowt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V01 Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 On nights this weekend, the Missus invited the in laws round for dinner today. Woke me up early shouting off her fat gob and they are still **** here, I've got to leave for work around 10 go home you words removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 53 minutes ago, V01 said: On nights this weekend, the Missus invited the in laws round for dinner today. Woke me up early shouting off her fat gob and they are still **** here, I've got to leave for work around 10 go home you words removed. I feel for you. I would of just stayed in bed or would of had a power nap. I don't give a **** who comes round mine, if I'm tired and want a sleep, I will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 Washing up and always leaving one piece of cutlery in the sink. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midfielder Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 When.... You notice something that from that point onward becomes unmissable... Example. Mate called, routine catch up, blah blah. I hadnt got much to report so I'm hearing from her side all her "this n that" so, a lot of listening. Why had I never noticed this before, I wish I hadn't, now I'm stuck with it. My point: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU SAID "LIKE" SO FAR? Almost biting my tongue I was, almost fixated at the back of my mind counting the Likes, ooohh six so far in this sentence, oh only two in that sentence, oh why did you end that sentence with Like, oh you just Liked twice in three words, oh nice variant on Like there but ah yes, then you liked , to the point I was analysing the usage of Like and the why. Me- oh yeah? mate- yeah so I was LIKE errrr what, are you serious ? And he was LIKE what's your problem, so I was LIKE are you for real? LIKE what was I supposed to do? me- well ... mate- so LIKE anyway I haven't replied cos I was waiting for an apology, I mean LIKE I did nothing wrong right? As LIKE, he said he didn't want to go and I asked X to go instead and she was LIKE sure I'll go, and you know like I had paid for the tickets blah blah Was almost LIKE a script from Friends, sorry American VT'ers, I'm blaming this LIKE errrr on American telly. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theboyangel Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 2 minutes ago, Midfielder said: When.... You notice something that from that point onward becomes unmissable... Example. Mate called, routine catch up, blah blah. I hadnt got much to report so I'm hearing from her side all her "this n that" so, a lot of listening. Why had I never noticed this before, I wish I hadn't, now I'm stuck with it. My point: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU SAID "LIKE" SO FAR? Almost biting my tongue I was, almost fixated at the back of my mind counting the Likes, ooohh six so far in this sentence, oh only two in that sentence, oh why did you end that sentence with Like, oh you just Liked twice in three words, oh nice variant on Like there but ah yes, then you liked , to the point I was analysing the usage of Like and the why. Me- oh yeah? mate- yeah so I was LIKE errrr what, are you serious ? And he was LIKE what's your problem, so I was LIKE are you for real? LIKE what was I supposed to do? me- well ... mate- so LIKE anyway I haven't replied cos I was waiting for an apology, I mean LIKE I did nothing wrong right? As LIKE, he said he didn't want to go and I asked X to go instead and she was LIKE sure I'll go, and you know like I had paid for the tickets blah blah Was almost LIKE a script from Friends, sorry American VT'ers, I'm blaming this LIKE errrr on American telly. Have a like, like 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 A bloke at works says "You know what I mean" every other sentence. I don't mate, not in the slightest. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midfielder Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 3 minutes ago, Xela said: A bloke at works says "You know what I mean" every other sentence. I don't mate, not in the slightest. Yeah I've got one of them except she really overly pronounces every syllable in Received Pronunciation which, is worse. " Doooo yoo know hhhhhhhhwat I meeeeeeeein ?" hhhhhhhwat I meeeein, hhhhhhhhhhhwat I meeeein? Shut up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 (edited) 47 minutes ago, Xela said: A bloke at works says "You know what I mean" every other sentence. I don't mate, not in the slightest. Related: people who start sentences with 'as I said' or 'as I said before' and then launch into a completely new point. Alan Shearer seems to be particularly bad for it, but it's becoming increasingly common. Edited April 30, 2017 by HanoiVillan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 I saw someone wearing a t-shirt that said "Never underestimate a man who listens to Pink Floyd and was born in February". Just... what? Why is it so oddly specific? What happens if you do underestimate a guy who was born in February and listens to Pink Floyd? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted April 30, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted April 30, 2017 7 minutes ago, Phumfeinz said: What happens if you do underestimate a guy who was born in February and listens to Pink Floyd? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted May 1, 2017 Share Posted May 1, 2017 That I am awake at this unholy hour and I'm as sober as a judge. Night feeds are shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midfielder Posted May 1, 2017 Share Posted May 1, 2017 17 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: That I am awake at this unholy hour and I'm as sober as a judge. Night feeds are shit. Good quarter of a bottle of Nytol will do the trick and give some cinematic dreams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted May 1, 2017 Share Posted May 1, 2017 On a work day I can barely drag myself out of bed when the alarm comes at 7:30. On a bank holiday I jump out of bed at 7 fresh as a **** daisy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted May 1, 2017 Share Posted May 1, 2017 28 minutes ago, rodders0223 said: On a work day I can barely drag myself out of bed when the alarm comes at 7:30. On a bank holiday I jump out of bed at 7 fresh as a **** daisy. Same here. Saturday mornings I'm up at 6.30 very latest but struggle in the week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Villan_of_oz Posted May 1, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted May 1, 2017 (edited) When you get the hotels playford and Stamford confused. Taken the Mrs out for her birthday. Wanted to the Stamford but got confused. Both nice hotels but the Playford is way more expensive. Room more expensive Parking more expensive Breakfast more expensive So in less than 24 hrs I will be much poorer. Shouldn't piss me off cos my Mrs thinks I'm a legend, but it does cos she would've thought I was a legend at the Stamford and I would a had $100+ in my wallet. Oh well.... Edited May 1, 2017 by Villan_of_oz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted May 1, 2017 Share Posted May 1, 2017 People ringing you at silly hours pissed up. Saturday night I had some fool of a work colleague ringing me at 1.50 in the morning to see if I was out, and last night at 2.10 I had another fool ringing me because he fancied a chat. Unreal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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