Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 8 minutes ago, HanoiVillan said: I agree that putting an over weight woman in an ad, or on the cover of a magazine gives an unhealthy impression 9 minutes ago, HanoiVillan said: Don't even agree with that to be honest. Surely it depends on what they are eating at the time of the photo? A big bucket of KFC in the background, no matter how innocent would be a step to far as far as i am concerned, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 14 hours ago, BillyShears said: My Prostate Gland. Pisses me off because it tells me I need a piss when I don't, then when I do get to the toilet I stand for a long time waiting for the flow to begin. It's not just waiting; there's all the false starts, the drips, the involuntary clenching. This is very embarrassing when in someone else's toilet because it takes so long, I think that they believe I am taking a dump, or doing something else, in their toilet. This adds to the anxiety whilst trying to piss, which just elongates the whole process, often resulting in no urine being passed at all. It shouldn't piss me off because the little b*stard has given me so much pleasure over the years. Someone once told me it's god's little joke on males. I really should get it checked out, but I am a virgin and I am too old to lose it now. Go and see a Dr, today if possible. I'm not sure if you were joking or not about the last bit. Also, LOL at the bolded part. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 16, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted February 16, 2017 Yeah get to the docs. It's not a nice exam (I've had it!) but it's over in 5 seconds and it might save your life. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Two of the busiest roads in Nottingham are being closed to traffic during rush hour on Monday so some clearings in the woods can march down them protesting about Donald Trump. Whoever approved this in the council needs sacking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Got some new razor blades the other day, and while putting something else back in the shelf, I managed to set off a domino effect, and knock them off the shelf, and straight into the toilet. After paying £8 for the things, I wasn't just going to leave them (plus I didn't want to flush them and block the toilet), so I had to go and fish them out. Dropped them into some soapy water, straight away, and thinking the fact they're in a plastic case should hopefully mean I don't have a face that smells like toilet, next time I have a shave. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 16, 2017 Moderator Share Posted February 16, 2017 Just now, dAVe80 said: Got some new razor blades the other day, and while putting something else back in the shelf, I managed to set off a domino effect, and knock them off the shelf, and straight into the toilet. After paying £8 for the things, I wasn't just going to leave them (plus I didn't want to flush them and block the toilet), so I had to go and fish them out. Dropped them into some soapy water, straight away, and thinking the fact they're in a plastic case should hopefully mean I don't have a face that smells like toilet, next time I have a shave. The shelf I used to put my toothbrush on was directly (but way) above the toilet. For similar reasons I no longer put it there. My breath that day was pretty shit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 A bloke in our office was once entertaining us with the hilarious re enactment of how he dropped his mobile phone down a toilet...when he dropped his replacement mobile phone down a toilet. Four guys in a cubicle crying with laughter. Move along, nothing to see here. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 5 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: A bloke in our office was once entertaining us with the hilarious re enactment of how he dropped his mobile phone down a toilet...when he dropped his replacement mobile phone down a toilet. Four guys in a cubicle crying with laughter. Move along, nothing to see here. My mate used to work in the insurance department of a well known fruit based, mobile phone company. He told me that a woman rang up, and put in a claim, after dropping her phone in a glass of water. When questioned as to how it happened, she told them that she was sat on her armchair masturbating, and the throws of ecstasy, knocked the phone of the arm of the chair into a glass of water. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 20 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: A bloke in our office was once entertaining us with the hilarious re enactment of how he dropped his mobile phone down a toilet...when he dropped his replacement mobile phone down a toilet. Four guys in a cubicle crying with laughter. Move along, nothing to see here. See if I posted this, @Stevo985would have given me the third degree! 1. Why were four guys all in the toilet together? 2. Why were you all looking at each other in the toilet? etc. LOL. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 16, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted February 16, 2017 22 minutes ago, dAVe80 said: My mate used to work in the insurance department of a well known fruit based, mobile phone company. He told me that a woman rang up, and put in a claim, after dropping her phone in a glass of water. When questioned as to how it happened, she told them that she was sat on her armchair masturbating, and the throws of ecstasy, knocked the phone of the arm of the chair into a glass of water. *throes* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 16, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted February 16, 2017 33 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: See if I posted this, @Stevo985would have given me the third degree! 1. Why were four guys all in the toilet together? 2. Why were you all looking at each other in the toilet? etc. LOL. Yeah but his situation explains itself. They were all in the cubicle because the bloke was showing them how he dropped his phone. Yours left me with so many questions! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VILLAMARV Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 37 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: See if I posted this, @Stevo985would have given me the third degree! 1. Why were four guys all in the toilet together? 2. Why were you all looking at each other in the toilet? etc. LOL. Stop trying to normalise yesterdays gem. Ultimately you got a load of people thinking about your colleagues knob all day. Admit it you're still thinking about it now aren't you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VILLAMARV Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 5 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: Yeah but his situation explains itself. They were all in the cubicle because the bloke was showing them how he dropped his phone. Yours left me with so many questions! And the answers left more questions that are still unanswered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 38 minutes ago, mjmooney said: *throes* *fros* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Davkaus said: Two of the busiest roads in Nottingham are being closed to traffic during rush hour on Monday so some clearings in the woods can march down them protesting about Donald Trump. Whoever approved this in the council needs sacking. I disagree, they should be allocated some land, a medium to large field about 5 miles from the centre of Nottingham as an example. See if they can get one that's not currently used by livestock as well but that's not a deal breaker in my book, they can march around that 24 hours a day. Why mess with rush hour as well ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VILLAMARV Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 16 minutes ago, dAVe80 said: *fros* 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 The girl trying to sue the national lottery because she won a few million when she was too young to handle it **** off! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted February 16, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted February 16, 2017 On 15/02/2017 at 16:43, Jimzk5 said: ed shearen Fixed that for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 6 hours ago, dAVe80 said: My mate used to work in the insurance department of a well known fruit based, mobile phone company. He told me that a woman rang up, and put in a claim, after dropping her phone in a glass of water. When questioned as to how it happened, she told them that she was sat on her armchair masturbating, and the throws of ecstasy, knocked the phone of the arm of the chair into a glass of water. Did they pay up? I would have done, for the blunt honesty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 1 minute ago, HanoiVillan said: Did they pay up? I would have done, for the blunt honesty. I'm not sure, I'd like to think so. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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