packoman Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 An unfunny colleague of mine has nicknamed himself the joker and has it written next to his name on his drawers. He also told a hottie in the office who wears short skirts and low cut tops that she needs to start dressing more appropriately and respectfully for work. She listened to him and has been wearing trousers and cardigans for the last few weeks. I think you know what you have to do. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Davkaus Posted March 20, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted March 20, 2014 As a rule anyone who comes up with their own nickname is a bit of a tool. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 This. "I would defiantly pay to see that". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Apparently ejaculating 5 times a week cuts the risk of prostate cancer by about 75%. That's the kind of awareness we need to be raising. Spaff over your own face and post a selfie. I'll donate £3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 This. "I would defiantly pay to see that". I get what you're saying, but with the amount I have to pay for a cinema ticket these days, my demeanour at the till could definitely be described as uncooperative. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Apparently ejaculating 5 times a week cuts the risk of prostate cancer by about 75%. That's the kind of awareness we need to be raising. Everyones missus needs to be alerted first. I would estimate that I am 300% unlikely to get prostate cancer. RSI, that's the real risk here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 This. "I would defiantly pay to see that". I get what you're saying, but with the amount I have to pay for a cinema ticket these days, my demeanour at the till could definitely be described as uncooperative. Defiance is a very underrated quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Goes to show how few people are donating then. Each donation is £3 which means roughly 5,000 woman have donated. Using my Facebook feed as sample data I project that 12.25 million females from the UK have so far posted no make up selfies. A female friend of mine donated twice by accident sooo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 As a rule anyone who comes up with their own nickname is a bit of a tool. My nickname is Big D. I didn't come up with it, but I did mention it to my housemates one night during general conversation in the hope they would call me it too. They do. Does that make me a knob head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 DJs.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 20, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 20, 2014 You want to be called Big D? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 I don't think there's anything wrong with people coming up with their own nicknames and if it's a flattering one they've given themselves then good for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Anyone who chose their own VT name is a bit of a tool. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 As a rule anyone who comes up with their own nickname is a bit of a tool. My nickname is Big D. I didn't come up with it, but I did mention it to my housemates one night during general conversation in the hope they would call me it too. They do. Does that make me a knob head? yes. Most definitely yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 West Bromwich, I work here and its a filthy shit hole of a town. Dog muck everywhere, drunks on the street before 8am. Vile place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 You want to be called Big D? He can be called anything he wants. He is golden, after all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 You want to be called Big D? Now you mention it, I actually couldn't give a **** what people call me. But it's nice that people give enough of a shit about you to give you a nickname. Sorry for you bro if that hasn't happened yet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 FYI friend who gave me the nickname is Polish. Quite an innocent chap too so I forgive him for not quite understanding the intricate connotations of the English language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 I'm going to try and get people to call me 'Captain'. ...or 'Hunky', I haven't decided yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 You want to be called Big D? In certain circles I get called Big D, or sometimes Big Dave. I've no problem with either. My regular nickname is Brummie Dave, which I like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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