shaggy Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 That's another thing. Women always seem to recover more quickly than us mere mortals from a session. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Sex without the money shot. I had an awful experience of this. On my birthday (of all days), me and my ex were going at it and we got spooked by my mum calling up the stairs. I was literally seconds away from 'the money shot' at the time so was pretty wound up. She then refused to do anything about it. Even anything subtle. I had to go into the bathroom alone. It's easy to see why we aren't together anymore. Not even a jizz on the tittys ? what a wench !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 relax, my arseI have decided against posting an 'amusing' picture to go with this bit of selective quoting. t'was a trap! and you stepped around sir, well played relax, my arseI have decided against posting an 'amusing' picture to go with this bit of selective quoting. I'm on a diet. I missed breakfast this morning (accidentally) and didn't bring my own lunch. So I treated myself to a panini from the Costa Coffee at work. Loads of cheese, but I need to buy something and the calories I missed from breakfast can counteract the extra from the panini. I wolfed that **** down in about 20 seconds. And now I'm just as hungry as I was before. But that's lunch over. too ghey? Total poof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 18, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 18, 2014 I knew it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Crikey! Random multi post m'lord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenm Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 I hate that kind of ceiling too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Artex ... Almost certainly going to have asbestos in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 I hate the fact that I haven't had to have a rant in here for ages, I have been in unusually high spirits just lately (I even bought breakfast for a tramp with the last of my money yesterday) just doesn't feel right because I actually don't have much to be celebrating I've just been in an unusual good mood and it feels kind of alien to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenm Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Not from the 1990s it isn't! Anyway, thanks, that's now another thing that'll piss me off. I don't like artex but I've managed to ignore it for 7 years so far. When someone gets in the way of a non-quoted reply When it would make more sense for your last reply to have been a separate post rather than being appended to your last one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Plastic bank notes and the 12 sided £1 coin are coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Plastic bank notes and the 12 sided £1 coin are coming. Plastic bank notes are pretty cool tbh will save me countless hours trying to get roughed up notes into car parking machines or supermarket self checkouts Not sure about the 12 sided coin though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 If it isn't smaller than the £2 coin, I'm calling for mass protests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted March 18, 2014 Author Share Posted March 18, 2014 (edited) All banknotes should be Polymer. Edited March 18, 2014 by AVFCforever1991 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Phoneshop. 'Comedy' at it's worse, surely! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Plastic bank notes and the 12 sided £1 coin are coming. Plastic bank notes are pretty cool tbh will save me countless hours trying to get roughed up notes into car parking machines or supermarket self checkouts Not sure about the 12 sided coin though Plastic notes just seem like toy money. A friend was over from Australia a few months ago and she showed me on of her Australian notes, it just looked and felt weird. And what could replace that smell of a warm note fresh from the cash point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 18, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 18, 2014 Plastic bank notes and the 12 sided £1 coin are coming. Plastic bank notes are pretty cool tbh will save me countless hours trying to get roughed up notes into car parking machines or supermarket self checkouts Not sure about the 12 sided coin though It'll just confuse me and make me think it's a thruppeny bit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 When i cook my tea i put the oven on and run a bowl of water to wash up straight away, so when i serve my food i wash the baking tray and pots and pans ive used, then ive just got my plate to wash, after eating the already washed items are now dry & can be put away, leaving me just my plate to wash and dry, job done and i now have a clean and tidy kitchen. my missus - cooks her tea and thinkins washing up us best done by leaving it in a pile and leaving it. Pisses my right off, just wash up, it takes a few minutes, so just do it and put it away instead of leaving the kitchen looking like a school canteen Erm, which one of you in the relationship is the male? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 18, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 18, 2014 (edited) When i cook my tea i put the oven on and run a bowl of water to wash up straight away, so when i serve my food i wash the baking tray and pots and pans ive used, then ive just got my plate to wash, after eating the already washed items are now dry & can be put away, leaving me just my plate to wash and dry, job done and i now have a clean and tidy kitchen. my missus - cooks her tea and thinkins washing up us best done by leaving it in a pile and leaving it. Pisses my right off, just wash up, it takes a few minutes, so just do it and put it away instead of leaving the kitchen looking like a school canteen Erm, which one of you in the relationship is the male? Precisely what I was thinking. That's exactly Mrs M and me, in reverse. Edited March 18, 2014 by mjmooney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Plastic bank notes and the 12 sided £1 coin are coming.Plastic bank notes are pretty cool tbh will save me countless hours trying to get roughed up notes into car parking machines or supermarket self checkouts Not sure about the 12 sided coin though It'll just confuse me and make me think it's a thruppeny bit. Be great if they are the same size and you can trick vending machines into accepting them ( assuming you can still get a thruppeny bit for cheaper than a £1 ) In sure when I used to go to Spain in the 80's you could get a low denomination UK coin to work in the slot machines ... Im thinking it was the 20p coin and the 500 peseta coin .. Anyone else remember ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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