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False advertising on women

 

was walking behind this woman just now with an arse like Shakira , having a good perv up  , when she turned around to revel a face like Olive from on the buses

 

totally out of order  ....

At least it didn't make you gay. I spied particularly attractive arse/legs combo on the Piccadilly line this morning only to find out it was a transvestite!

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False advertising on women

was walking behind this woman just now with an arse like Shakira , having a good perv up , when she turned around to revel a face like Olive from on the buses

totally out of order ....

This, especially when having angled around to get a look at her face was tricky work. To then see she's beaten with the ugly stick is annoying.

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False advertising on women

was walking behind this woman just now with an arse like Shakira , having a good perv up , when she turned around to revel a face like Olive from on the buses

totally out of order ....

This, especially when having angled around to get a look at her face was tricky work. To then see she's beaten with the ugly stick is annoying.

 

 

AKA a "1661" (sometimes "1664"). 

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False advertising on women

was walking behind this woman just now with an arse like Shakira , having a good perv up , when she turned around to revel a face like Olive from on the buses

totally out of order ....

This, especially when having angled around to get a look at her face was tricky work. To then see she's beaten with the ugly stick is annoying.

 

 

AKA a "1661" (sometimes "1664"). 

 

I'm gonna have to ask ....

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False advertising on women

was walking behind this woman just now with an arse like Shakira , having a good perv up , when she turned around to revel a face like Olive from on the buses

totally out of order ....

This, especially when having angled around to get a look at her face was tricky work. To then see she's beaten with the ugly stick is annoying.

 

Although it makes the trip justified.

Looks 16 from the back, but 61 from the front.

A small but important variation on the HFFA

 

And subtly different from the BOBFOC

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False advertising on women

was walking behind this woman just now with an arse like Shakira , having a good perv up , when she turned around to revel a face like Olive from on the buses

totally out of order ....

This, especially when having angled around to get a look at her face was tricky work. To then see she's beaten with the ugly stick is annoying.

 

 

AKA a "1661" (sometimes "1664"). 

 

 

aka bay watch / crimewatch

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Doesn't "cook off" mean some sort of cooking competition? Or have I got the wrong end of the stick?

 

In which case, "Cook" doesn't cut it.

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"Broccoli contains isothiocyanate, a powerful gastrointestinal irritant and can be very painful."

 

And is the devil's food !!

 

pains me to say it but I agree with Drat here

 

Broccoli is god damn awful stuff

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