Popular Post blandy Posted May 31, 2023 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted May 31, 2023 47 minutes ago, Mic09 said: I worked in a cocktail bar for many years Don't you want me, baby? Don't you want me? Oh! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fightoffyour Posted May 31, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted May 31, 2023 5 hours ago, mjmooney said: See also coffee shops. All I want is a filter coffee or an americano, and the clearing in the woods in front is all "Can I get... a double decaff mocha latte with soya milk... aaaand... can I get... a Danish pastry... aaaand... can I get...." (cont. on p.94) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mic09 Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 20 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: Bitch can I hire you to do BBQs? Yes. BBQs are made for ice cold beers though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted May 31, 2023 Moderator Share Posted May 31, 2023 8 minutes ago, Mic09 said: Yes. BBQs are made for ice cold beers though. Yes but you're talking about someone who fantasizes about trombone players sticking trumpets up his arse Expect the unexpected 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 31, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted May 31, 2023 Iced coffee is absolutely rank 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 56 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: Iced coffee is absolutely rank Apparently it’s better without ice. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 Ghoulish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 5 hours ago, Anthony said: First rule of having cocktails on the menu: Have table service. Even if there's nobody ahead of you it's still a good wait. Yes! This East London hipster gets it! Cocktails should be ordered like food. Place your order at the bar, then sod off and sit down and wait until they are brought out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foreveryoung Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 12 minutes ago, Xela said: Yes! This East London hipster gets it! Cocktails should be ordered like food. Place your order at the bar, then sod off and sit down and wait until they are brought out. But then the guy can't show off his skillz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Chindie Posted May 31, 2023 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted May 31, 2023 Get a pizza delivered. Neighbour up the road appears and shouts something at me. Neighbour next to them hurriedly appears. Neighbour one shouts again about throwing pizza around. I go 'huh?'. Neighbour 1 shouts 'have you been throwing pizza bits around?'. I respond, holding the pizza I've just bought '...No'. Neighbour 1 turns to neighbour 2 and says 'oh he says its not him'. I close the door. This has made me unusually angry. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 Similar to the cocktail convo…Pharmacies. They should have separate queues for people who just want to buy their anusol and go and those that want a full diagnosis and hog the till attendant for eternity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvfcRigo82 Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 Morons that hog the fast lane on motorways and no cars are even in front of them. Can't they read the signs written in bright orange above them telling everyone 'KEEP LEFT UNLESS OVERTAKING' Stupid B*****ds!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xela Posted June 1, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 1, 2023 22 hours ago, Chindie said: Get a pizza delivered. Neighbour up the road appears and shouts something at me. Neighbour next to them hurriedly appears. Neighbour one shouts again about throwing pizza around. I go 'huh?'. Neighbour 1 shouts 'have you been throwing pizza bits around?'. I respond, holding the pizza I've just bought '...No'. Neighbour 1 turns to neighbour 2 and says 'oh he says its not him'. I close the door. This has made me unusually angry. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted June 1, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted June 1, 2023 1 minute ago, Xela said: You joke but this appears to be what they think of me. Once I dropped the girlfriend home if they'd have accosted me on the drive I was opening the conversation with fists. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekka Posted June 1, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted June 1, 2023 True story: I was once abroad years ago and asked for an iced coffee. They had no idea what it was so they brought me out a steaming hot coffee, followed by a big ice cube that they dropped in. They must have thought I was mad. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bielesibub Posted June 1, 2023 Share Posted June 1, 2023 BT Tech support, I complain about my speed being less than the 150Mbps I am paying for, they factory reset my router without warning, when I confirm blue lights are back on and I start asking questions like is it my responsibility to monitor the stay fast guarantee and more importantly what the feck has happened to all the config that I'd set up on the router? like ddns/pn-holes/etc , they go off line once. bunch of w4nkers. I am proper fuming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 1, 2023 Share Posted June 1, 2023 1 hour ago, Chindie said: You joke but this appears to be what they think of me. Once I dropped the girlfriend home if they'd have accosted me on the drive I was opening the conversation with fists. What madness is going on in your road? Never mind the phantom flan flinger, it sounds like there is a pizza crust chucker in your neighbourhood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumstopdogs Posted June 1, 2023 Share Posted June 1, 2023 When your cruising along in the fast lane and the person driving the car behind you is impatient and wants you to move over. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted June 1, 2023 Administrator Share Posted June 1, 2023 2 hours ago, bielesibub said: BT Tech support, I complain about my speed being less than the 150Mbps I am paying for, they factory reset my router without warning, when I confirm blue lights are back on and I start asking questions like is it my responsibility to monitor the stay fast guarantee and more importantly what the feck has happened to all the config that I'd set up on the router? like ddns/pn-holes/etc , they go off line once. bunch of w4nkers. I am proper fuming. If you need a professional grade service, stop paying for a consumer grade one 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted June 1, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted June 1, 2023 2 hours ago, Xela said: What madness is going on in your road? Never mind the phantom flan flinger, it sounds like there is a pizza crust chucker in your neighbourhood. I don't know. But I don't appreciate whatever is going on being immediately pointed at me. And the other neighbour coming running out to get involved pisses me off on a second level. And the implication that they're talking about me. Genuinely angers me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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