leviramsey Posted August 31, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted August 31, 2013 Kate Middleton on the front page of the Times & Telegraph. At least the 'Mericans get it Even the Post (unless you were talking about the Irish guy's obit) (I included the back page because I couldn't resist the opportunity to laugh at the Jests) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Being called mate by a mate who knows you well enough that he doesn't have to address you with mate anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 (edited) My mate who I've been travelling with the past couple of weeks He's on a "no grain " diet which results in him pebble dashing the toilet 5 minutes after every meal and then eating a packet of biscuits 30 minutes later as he's hungry!! And then we go out at night and he'll sit there drinking beer Edited August 31, 2013 by tonyh29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 YouTube asking every other week if I want to change my username. No, I don't! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 My mate deciding it was pertinent to tell me my ex has been flirting with some guy. I don't want to know that shit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 (edited) I have a mate who can't wait to tell me when him and his wife happen to have "bumped into your ex the other day". Yeah? So what? You want a medal or summat? "She was with a guy". She's my ex, she is allowed to be you Muppet. Its weird the amount of relish he appears to get from it like he is trying to rattle me but I really couldn't spuff my chuffs over it. Very odd behaviour. Edited August 31, 2013 by Ingram85 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 I bet the other guy is hung like a donkey. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Yeah there seemed to be a certain amount of relish to it. I'm having a hard enough time as it is getting over her, it was like a kick to the gut and it's all I've thought about since. Cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 My mate who I've been travelling with the past couple of weeks He's on a "no grain " diet which results in him pebble dashing the toilet 5 minutes after every meal and then eating a packet of biscuits 30 minutes later as he's hungry!! And then we go out at night and he'll sit there drinking beer What's the beer brewed from? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Yeah there seemed to be a certain amount of relish to it. I'm having a hard enough time as it is getting over her, it was like a kick to the gut and it's all I've thought about since. Cock. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted September 1, 2013 Moderator Share Posted September 1, 2013 The missus pulling the plug for the kettle out of the wall every night. It's not even consistent behaviour, does she unplug anything else? The TV, computers, radio, wall lights? No, just the kettle. I get up at 4:30 most mornings and my half awake routine is, kettle on, go to the bog, back to kettle, make coffee, start to feel alive. This recent new behaviour means I don't even notice on my first visit to the kettle that its not plugged in so I have to wait longer than necessary on the second visit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Girls posting photos of their feet with the beach in the background on holiday Actually, just girls on Facebook in general, especially those that have to post pictures at the beginning of EVERY night out they have Depends how much you like feet I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Three Prem games on today but not one of them is on BT Sport! That's okay though because I can watch NY Red Bulls v DC United or St Etienne v Bordeaux instead. What a load of shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Three Prem games on today but not one of them is on BT Sport! That's okay though because I can watch NY Red Bulls v DC United or St Etienne v Bordeaux instead. What a load of shite. I can watch all three, in HD and I pay £3.50 a month for the privilege. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 The missus pulling the plug for the kettle out of the wall every night. It's not even consistent behaviour, does she unplug anything else? The TV, computers, radio, wall lights? No, just the kettle. my missus will do that with the iron, she's convinced that if I leave it plugged in (not on obviously) then there could be a power surge which not only turns the iron on but somehow knocks it over and results in the house burning down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted September 1, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted September 1, 2013 (edited) Three Prem games on today but not one of them is on BT Sport! That's okay though because I can watch NY Red Bulls v DC United or St Etienne v Bordeaux instead.What a load of shite. I can watch all three, in HD and I pay £3.50 a month for the privilege.Technically I'm paying about $0.23/month for every Premier League game in HD, on TV/online/mobile (with the NHL, Tour de France, F1, IndyCar, and MLS; and NASCAR starting next year).EDIT: it's actually $0.31/month... Edited September 1, 2013 by leviramsey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 I dont mind the iron ..peace of mind many tine the wife has left the iron on thinking she turned it off ...when u unplug it ..you know it's off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted September 1, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted September 1, 2013 Why would you leave the iron plugged in? Once you've put the ironing board away, there's nowhere to put the iron other than putting that away as well. The kettle OTOH, has to stay plugged in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Who leaves the iron plugged in? It gets used once a week, on a Sunday night for work clothes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Ive been having a sprained foot for over a week now and it's driving me insane.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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