Rugeley Villa Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 No one has ever made me cum via blow job. I like it....just haven't come across anyone who has managed it. mate ive been there myself, i didnt shoot my load off a blow job until i got with my now missus. i was 27 when i first managed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Im 32. Help me lapal fan. You're my only hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Stevo985 Posted October 24, 2014 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted October 24, 2014 If you don't like blowjobs then the women you've been intimate with aren't very good at it 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 If you don't like blowjobs then the women you've been intimate with aren't very good at it Both of them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted October 24, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted October 24, 2014 mmm sloppy blowies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 (edited) How can sex without foreplay be any good? It's like a hot dog without the bun. Edited October 24, 2014 by dont_do_it_doug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Davkaus Posted October 24, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted October 24, 2014 (edited) For a lot of this week, I've been feeling incredibly depressed, but I've come to see how funny this is, and while it made me feel like shit, I now have a story for life. I've been single for a very long time (I suspect this is due to a combination of me being a bit of a word removed, as well as ugly as ****), about 2 years in fact. So over the past couple of weeks, I decided to try out online dating. It was mostly a disaster, most women had no interest at all, the few that responded were nice enough, but conversation fizzled out pretty quickly, it looked like it wasn't going to get anywhere. Until out of nowhere, an incredibly beautiful woman of a similar age messaged me (first woman to message me first, usually the other way around), and on top of that, she was local. From a look at her profile, we had little in common (she wasn't a huge nerd), but she seemed incredibly interested in all of the stupid shit I was saying, and it was going great! I didn't really believe it, she was waaaaaaaaay too hot (slim, long blonde hair, a beautiful smile, cracking tits). I suspected one of three things: 1) She was actually a man 2) It was some sort of prank/scam 3) The photos were very old and she'd let herself go, a lot. After a couple of days of swapping messages, we agreed to get a drink after work, as she was only up the road from me. I got there, and OMFG, she was just as hot in person, and we got along just as well, it was way too good to be true, everything was going perfectly. After a few drinks, we were hungry and went to a local restaurant. We sat down, ordered, had another drink, and for the first time she took off her jacket. To reveal, all over her arms, tattoos of swastikas. **** swastikas. And I just sat there in silence for what felt like forever, hoping there was some sort of explanation. Initially I thought maybe I was confused, maybe it was the other way around (didn't hindus use it as a symbol of peace or something?), but one of them was being carried by a **** eagle! It turns out, she thought I was a white supremacist, apparently based on nothing more than me having my year of birth in my username (88 is a **** nazi code apparently - lesson learned). Obviously I walked out. the worst thing is I was so flustered, I threw down some cash, as I'd already ordered food. I paid for a nazi to have dinner. And that is the only woman from an online dating site that wanted to meet up with me. Edited October 24, 2014 by Davkaus 42 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frobisher Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 And that's what this thread is all about. Brilliantly told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 24, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted October 24, 2014 How can sex without foreplay be any good? It's like a hot dog without the bun. The principle of my blowjob comment above kind of applies here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 24, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted October 24, 2014 Davkaus, amazing story And yes, 88 is a Nazi thing. H being the 8th letter of the alphabet, and HH standing for Heil Hitler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 For a lot of this week, I've been feeling incredibly depressed, but I've come to see how funny this is, and while it made me feel like shit, I now have a story for life. I've been single for a very long time (I suspect this is due to a combination of me being a bit of a word removed, as well as ugly as ****), about 2 years in fact. So over the past couple of weeks, I decided to try out online dating. It was mostly a disaster, most women had no interest at all, the few that responded were nice enough, but conversation fizzled out pretty quickly, it looked like it wasn't going to get anywhere. Until out of nowhere, an incredibly beautiful woman of a similar age messaged me (first woman to message me first, usually the other way around), and on top of that, she was local. From a look at her profile, we had little in common (she wasn't a huge nerd), but she seemed incredibly interested in all of the stupid shit I was saying, and it was going great! I didn't really believe it, she was waaaaaaaaay too hot (slim, long blonde hair, a beautiful smile, cracking tits). I suspected one of three things: 1) She was actually a man 2) It was some sort of prank/scam 3) The photos were very old and she'd let herself go, a lot. After a couple of days of swapping messages, we agreed to get a drink after work, as she was only up the road from me. I got there, and OMFG, she was just as hot in person, and we got along just as well, it was way too good to be true, everything was going perfectly. After a few drinks, we were hungry and went to a local restaurant. We sat down, ordered, had another drink, and for the first time she took off her jacket. To reveal, all over her arms, tattoos of swastikas. **** swastikas. And I just sat there in silence for what felt like forever, hoping there was some sort of explanation. Initially I thought maybe I was confused, maybe it was the other way around (didn't hindus use it as a symbol of peace or something?), but one of them was being carried by a **** eagle! It turns out, she thought I was a white supremacist, apparently based on nothing more than me having my year of birth in my username (88 is a **** nazi code apparently - lesson learned). Obviously I walked out. the worst thing is I was so flustered, I threw down some cash, as I'd already ordered food. I paid for a nazi to have dinner. And that is the only woman from an online dating site that wanted to meet up with me. Was it the Lebensborn dating agency? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Wow, bloody heck!! That's a Davkaus Dinger!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Should have **** her whilst wearing a yamaka... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Hahahah that's fantastic. The girl I'm meeting up with on Monday is from a dating website so i'll report back any Goebbels gossip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 the girl I'm meeting up with on Monday is from a dating website r.i.p stefan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 For a lot of this week, I've been feeling incredibly depressed, but I've come to see how funny this is, and while it made me feel like shit, I now have a story for life. I've been single for a very long time (I suspect this is due to a combination of me being a bit of a word removed, as well as ugly as ****), about 2 years in fact. So over the past couple of weeks, I decided to try out online dating. It was mostly a disaster, most women had no interest at all, the few that responded were nice enough, but conversation fizzled out pretty quickly, it looked like it wasn't going to get anywhere. Until out of nowhere, an incredibly beautiful woman of a similar age messaged me (first woman to message me first, usually the other way around), and on top of that, she was local. From a look at her profile, we had little in common (she wasn't a huge nerd), but she seemed incredibly interested in all of the stupid shit I was saying, and it was going great! I didn't really believe it, she was waaaaaaaaay too hot (slim, long blonde hair, a beautiful smile, cracking tits). I suspected one of three things: 1) She was actually a man 2) It was some sort of prank/scam 3) The photos were very old and she'd let herself go, a lot. After a couple of days of swapping messages, we agreed to get a drink after work, as she was only up the road from me. I got there, and OMFG, she was just as hot in person, and we got along just as well, it was way too good to be true, everything was going perfectly. After a few drinks, we were hungry and went to a local restaurant. We sat down, ordered, had another drink, and for the first time she took off her jacket. To reveal, all over her arms, tattoos of swastikas. **** swastikas. And I just sat there in silence for what felt like forever, hoping there was some sort of explanation. Initially I thought maybe I was confused, maybe it was the other way around (didn't hindus use it as a symbol of peace or something?), but one of them was being carried by a **** eagle! It turns out, she thought I was a white supremacist, apparently based on nothing more than me having my year of birth in my username (88 is a **** nazi code apparently - lesson learned). Obviously I walked out. the worst thing is I was so flustered, I threw down some cash, as I'd already ordered food. I paid for a nazi to have dinner. And that is the only woman from an online dating site that wanted to meet up with me. brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyp102 Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 No one has ever made me cum via blow job. I like it....just haven't come across anyone who has managed it. Dito.. Get rock hard but no finish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 You know my friend with the cheating girlfriend I got him out for a few tonight and he pulled a randomer and is now back at hers hopefully smashing her back doors in! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 How can sex without foreplay be any good? It's like a hot dog without the bun. Yeah, I don't get what would happen. You'd have a bit of a snog, get naked, then start pumping away, I guess. Seems a bit weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 Great story Davkaus! I need to get back to online dating - been single for far too long. Been about 5 years since my last proper relationship... and by proper I mean more than a few dates and a shag! I've done OK for numbers since but its been all one night stands, holiday shags and **** buddies that i've known for a while (it actually ruined one friendship). However the thought of meeting someone new and getting to know them fills me with dread now! I just feel as though I've been out of the loop too long! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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