CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 bunch of sigmas on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 So, has anybody actually had any disastrous shags lately that they need to tell us about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 A bit of jizz dripped off my member this morning post coitus and landed in my big toe hair. Took ages to wash off as it matted a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 I'm guessing from the continuing silence Chris that this wasn't really the response you were after? Other than the gloopy toe story I've no other tales of sub par hanky panky to share due to being the genetically astounding love making knee wobbling sex machine that all ladies only share their knowledge of in support groups. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 **** it, I'm going to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 sorry, I wandered off drippage onto toes wasn't really what I was hoping for, but I gave you a like for having a bash 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 21, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted October 21, 2014 (edited) So, has anybody actually had any disastrous shags lately that they need to tell us about? Disastrous? No. But I did have a rather loud session with the window open a few weeks back and a couple of lads were obviously walking past the house, heard and started shouting stuff up at us. I thought it was hilarious. She was horrified. Edited October 21, 2014 by Stevo985 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 So, has anybody actually had any disastrous shags lately that they need to tell us about? Disastrous? No. But I did have a rather loud session with the window open a few weeks back and a couple of lads were obviously walking past the house, heard and started shouting stuff up at us. I thought it was hilarious. She was horrified. Did you have music blasting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Stevo985 Posted October 21, 2014 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted October 21, 2014 No I was just sobbing uncontrollably while I masturbated into a sock. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 So, has anybody actually had any disastrous shags lately that they need to tell us about? Disastrous? No. But I did have a rather loud session with the window open a few weeks back and a couple of lads were obviously walking past the house, heard and started shouting stuff up at us. I thought it was hilarious. She was horrified. About 6 months ago myself & the missus were at a hotel we were up very late and very early, I didn't think we made that much noise, but a guy actually rang the room asking me how my morning had been, she was horrified as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Horrified is an interesting reaction. I mean, someone heard you ****, not strangle a kitten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 me and the missus got kicked out of our flat in town for her being way too loud. this was at the start of our relationship and the flat we were living in became quite well known for it to the point where it was the talk of the town. we then moved into my mums flat and she had to learn to control herself a bit more. we had some right moments in that flat with neighbours banging on our door in the early hours and we even had the police round once because someone reported that a woman was getting beaten up in our flat but all it was just me knocking the back out of the missus. looking back now and we had a great sex life but it kind of fizzled out, we have our moments now but back then it was amazing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunnski Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Ex of 11 years moved out today. Happy days as soon as I get through the Stockholm syndrome ha. Time to start trawling facebook for old flames and easy lays, onwards and upwards! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 So, has anybody actually had any disastrous shags lately that they need to tell us about? Nope but had some top class self pleasuring sessions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Career women are the worst type of woman. Avoid a career woman at all costs....unless you are an alpha male which frankly no one on this site is. Plenty of beta's on here though. Did you stop at "The Game" or did you read the sequel too? The Game is quite an interesting read. The whole concept of the 'manosphere' seems to have gone from simply bettering yourself by dressing smarter, working out and getting more confidence with the female sex, which can only be a good thing, to basically hating on women and treating them like shit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Ex of 11 years moved out today. Happy days as soon as I get through the Stockholm syndrome ha. Time to start trawling facebook for old flames and easy lays, onwards and upwards! Many men dream of such luck; let's hope you prove worthy of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 my experience is that the worse you treat a woman the more they want you. im not saying i do that now but i have in the past and i knew of mates who were total bastards to their partner but they would always keep running back to them. i know it a myth really but most women want a decent bloke but you will always have a few which are attracted to the bad boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adw95 Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 (edited) my experience is that the worse you treat a woman the more they want you. im not saying i do that now but i have in the past and i knew of mates who were total bastards to their partner but they would always keep running back to them. i know it a myth really but most women want a decent bloke but you will always have a few which are attracted to the bad boys. It's not a myth, I kicked the shit out of a girl once and she proceeded to lick my arsehole...literally. Not really, sounded good though. Edited October 21, 2014 by adw95 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 my experience is that the worse you treat a woman the more they want you. im not saying i do that now but i have in the past and i knew of mates who were total bastards to their partner but they would always keep running back to them. i know it a myth really but most women want a decent bloke but you will always have a few which are attracted to the bad boys. I am not sure it is exclusive to women. As Groucho so famously said: I wouldn't want to belong to a club which would have me as a member. A lot of people apply that attitude to their partners, unfortunately, and these relationships are often mutually psychologically and physically abusive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adw95 Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 (edited) Well balls. Edited October 21, 2014 by adw95 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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