Xela Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 7 hours ago, turvontour said: Is bread bad for ducks? 7 hours ago, Rugeley Villa said: Apparantly so, yes. Well the daft bastards should stop stuffing their bills with it then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 12 minutes ago, Xela said: Well the daft bastards should stop stuffing their bills with it then! Its normally the case that, if it's bad for you, it normally tastes or feels good. Where's that heroin gone..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted June 8, 2018 Moderator Share Posted June 8, 2018 7 hours ago, lapal_fan said: Turned out pretty bad for this fella; I’d say that turned out bad for whoever was eating it too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 20 minutes ago, bickster said: I’d say that turned out bad for whoever was eating it too Keep puffing away, and that bit of duck will look delicious . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wazzap24 Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 Is there a stairwell in a U.K. Car Park that doesn't smell of piss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xela Posted June 9, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted June 9, 2018 3 hours ago, wazzap24 said: Is there a stairwell in a U.K. Car Park that doesn't smell of piss? Not if I can help it! 4 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 (edited) There's a bit in one of Bill Bryson's books where he jokes about Lord Mayor's and their wives taking a ceremonial piss in the stairwells of new multi-storey car parks when they open them. Edited June 10, 2018 by HanoiVillan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 When you go onto a website and there is an option such as "speak to an advisor" why do they always use the ugliest, scruffiest **** in the office to display on the image? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, rodders0223 said: When you go onto a website and there is an option such as "speak to an advisor" why do they always use the ugliest, scruffiest **** in the office to display on the image? cause all the fit ones are busy working in the pop up areas on adult websites ? Edited June 13, 2018 by tonyh29 might not have been found funny , so removed the image 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted June 22, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted June 22, 2018 How much longer Müller are going to continue with their advertising campaign where the “punchline” of every advert is that Nicole Scherzinger gets some yoghurt on her nose in an accidental yet endearing way. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, Shropshire Lad said: How much longer Müller are going to continue with their advertising campaign where the “punchline” of every advert is that Nicole Scherzinger gets some yoghurt on her nose in an accidental yet endearing way. I'd put my yogurt on her nose! Edited June 22, 2018 by Xela 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted June 22, 2018 Moderator Share Posted June 22, 2018 On 13/06/2018 at 14:18, rodders0223 said: When you go onto a website and there is an option such as "speak to an advisor" why do they always use the ugliest, scruffiest **** in the office to display on the image? Because it discourages people to use it, put a fit male or female on there and they'd be flooded with pervs and get no actual work done. Yes people are that stupid to think. that's the picture of the person they are talking to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 20 hours ago, Shropshire Lad said: How much longer Müller are going to continue with their advertising campaign where the “punchline” of every advert is that Nicole Scherzinger gets some yoghurt on her nose in an accidental yet endearing way. These are so infuriating. Along with 'bold with food', 'when guys shave' and various other travesties that mean I have to mute the TV during ad breaks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turvontour Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 What would actually happen the morning after, if England were to win the world cup, in terms of people going to work? It would be the Monday morning after winning it the Sunday evening. The media reported a rise in people off sick or coming in late the day after we beat Tunisia. I suppose it would come down to the attitude of the individual business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mjmooney Posted June 25, 2018 Author VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted June 25, 2018 37 minutes ago, turvontour said: What would actually happen the morning after, if England were to win the world cup, in terms of people going to work? It would be the Monday morning after winning it the Sunday evening. The media reported a rise in people off sick or coming in late the day after we beat Tunisia. I suppose it would come down to the attitude of the individual business. I wouldn't worry about it. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted June 25, 2018 Moderator Share Posted June 25, 2018 On 23/06/2018 at 11:53, HanoiVillan said: These are so infuriating. Along with 'bold with food', 'when guys shave' and various other travesties that mean I have to mute the TV during ad breaks. I remember Ad Breaks, I don't miss them. Though when I did get Ad Breaks I paid no attention to them. I seem to have the ability to switch my brain off during anything being sold at me 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 25, 2018 Author VT Supporter Share Posted June 25, 2018 58 minutes ago, bickster said: I remember Ad Breaks, I don't miss them. Though when I did get Ad Breaks I paid no attention to them. I seem to have the ability to switch my brain off during anything being sold at me They irritate me. There are a few - a very few - which are clever and amusing. But only the first time of viewing. After endless repetition they make me want to scream. And, as you say, they don't even work - in that I can often remember the ad, but not what it was advertising. Like, there used to be one with a car driving through a burning cornfield. No idea what car it was advertising. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 25, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted June 25, 2018 13 minutes ago, mjmooney said: They irritate me. There are a few - a very few - which are clever and amusing. But only the first time of viewing. After endless repetition they make me want to scream. And, as you say, they don't even work - in that I can often remember the ad, but not what it was advertising. Like, there used to be one with a car driving through a burning cornfield. No idea what car it was advertising. I don't want to sound like a baby boomer, but the quality of adverts on the TV has surely declined massively in the last decade or so? You never seem to get many, if any, good adverts these days. Just the purely functional ones I feel like if They did one of those "100 best advert" shows again there wouldn't be many entries from the past 10-15 years 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Stevo985 said: I don't want to sound like a baby boomer, but the quality of adverts on the TV has surely declined massively in the last decade or so? You never seem to get many, if any, good adverts these days. Just the purely functional ones I feel like if They did one of those "100 best advert" shows again there wouldn't be many entries from the past 10-15 years I would agree with this. They've certainly become tamer than they used to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 I genuinely laughed out loud the first time I saw this one for Doritos. I have a very childish sense of humour though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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