rjw63 Posted September 13, 2021 Share Posted September 13, 2021 44 minutes ago, Davkaus said: I'm embroiled in a feud with a local cat. I've never seen him before, but he's been harrassing my cats for the last couple of weeks. He looks well fed but unkempt, so I'm not sure if he's lost, homeless, or just has a human that doesn't give a shit, but he is a **** menace. He's been fighting with one of mine, and winning, had to take him to get stitches and antibiotics last week (£225!), and he keeps just sitting on the end of my drive, staring through the windows and howling, all through the night. I chase him, he pisses off, comes back a couple of minutes later. Yesterday morning, I came downstairs, and he was sat in the kitchen, eating my cat's food, who was just sat on the sofa watching him, and glancing at me like "I'm as surprised as you are, dude, what shall we do", so I need to keep the back door closed. Fair enough. This morning, the **** scales the conservatory, comes in through the spare room window, upstairs makes eye contact with me, sprays over the duvet, and **** off back out the window. I'm a cat lover, but I'm ready to buy an air rifle, I've not had a good night's sleep all week, he's a **** nightmare. Get a Nerf gun, it won't hurt the little **** but he won't like being soaked. I got one to try and get rid of pigeons living under my solar panels at the old house, they soon cottoned on and hid under the panels when I came out with the gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted September 13, 2021 Share Posted September 13, 2021 On 01/09/2021 at 07:57, PussEKatt said: Poppit is definately the boss in our house.We have 2 cats,the other one ( a Main Coon ) called Charlotte cant do anything at all without Poppit checking it out. Maine Coon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted September 13, 2021 Share Posted September 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Davkaus said: I'm embroiled in a feud with a local cat. I've never seen him before, but he's been harrassing my cats for the last couple of weeks. He looks well fed but unkempt, so I'm not sure if he's lost, homeless, or just has a human that doesn't give a shit, but he is a **** menace. He's been fighting with one of mine, and winning, had to take him to get stitches and antibiotics last week (£225!), and he keeps just sitting on the end of my drive, staring through the windows and howling, all through the night. I chase him, he pisses off, comes back a couple of minutes later. Yesterday morning, I came downstairs, and he was sat in the kitchen, eating my cat's food, who was just sat on the sofa watching him, and glancing at me like "I'm as surprised as you are, dude, what shall we do", so I need to keep the back door closed. Fair enough. This morning, the **** scales the conservatory, comes in through the spare room window, upstairs makes eye contact with me, sprays over the duvet, and **** off back out the window. I'm a cat lover, but I'm ready to buy an air rifle, I've not had a good night's sleep all week, he's a **** nightmare. Looks like a psycho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Seat68 Posted September 24, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 24, 2021 On 25/11/2020 at 05:55, Seat68 said: My elderly cat appears to be less of a word removed. Not attacking me, not waking me up at 3am and not telling me for an hour before meal times that he wants to be fed. He better not be on the wind down. He was of sorts. He died today. He had thrombotic embolism and deteriorated rapidly overnight. He was 15 so owes us nothing. I will shit randomly on a seat in honour. 3 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Davkaus Posted September 27, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 27, 2021 (edited) One of my cats loves to sunbathe. She'll lie on the bed or the sofa when the sun is streaming in, on her back, legs akimbo. So she's got the affectionate nickname "slag". This afternoon I walk out into the back garden on a sunny afternoon after a nice pub lunch and couple of beers, see her in the garden and shout "alright, slag", then notice my neighbour glancing up from her garden. I ran right back into the house. That's going to take some explaining. Cat tax: Edited September 27, 2021 by Davkaus 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted September 30, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted September 30, 2021 (edited) Woke up at 6, the cat was doing something under the bed. Savage ginger word removed. How he got it through the cat-flap I will never know. Edited September 30, 2021 by Tegis 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted September 30, 2021 Moderator Share Posted September 30, 2021 On 24/09/2021 at 10:27, Seat68 said: He was of sorts. He died today. He had thrombotic embolism and deteriorated rapidly overnight. He was 15 so owes us nothing. I will shit randomly on a seat in honour. Is this a cat or a Ford Focus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 12 minutes ago, BOF said: Is this a cat or a Ford Focus? Ford focus. 15 isn't really any age for a cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 1, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted October 1, 2021 22 hours ago, Tegis said: Woke up at 6, the cat was doing something under the bed. Savage ginger word removed. How he got it through the cat-flap I will never know. You could make a nice pie out of that (the rabbit, not the cat). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rjw63 Posted October 7, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 7, 2021 Freddie tries the waste paper bin for size. It's way too small. Then he tries to get comfy. Then sleepy bye bye. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted October 7, 2021 Share Posted October 7, 2021 That is one handsome cat. Crap photo because I didn't want to go outside and disturb her, but this is where one of mine decided to sleep a couple of days ago instead of in any of the 3 or 4 indoor beds she likes 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted October 7, 2021 Share Posted October 7, 2021 5 hours ago, rjw63 said: Freddie tries the waste paper bin for size. It's way too small. Then he tries to get comfy. Then sleepy bye bye. I bet he makes... Pet Sounds 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 Check out this customer in this butcher shop. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 On 30/09/2021 at 07:07, Tegis said: Woke up at 6, the cat was doing something under the bed. Savage ginger word removed. How he got it through the cat-flap I will never know. Woah, what a tribute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 Cats serving in the police force. https://www.police.govt.nz/news/ten-one-magazine/cats-new-zealand-police Quote In no particular order of fondness, meet... Charlie from Portobello Station, Otago Peninsula His duties include: Keeping Sole Charge Constable Aaron Smith and his family company Finding patches of sun Meowing at birds Sneaking into Aaron’s police vehicle for rides Greeting visitors to the station 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 Our neighbours Maine Coon cat has suddenly become very friendly and runs in the house every time it finds an opening .. We usually give her a few strokes then chuck her out and have made sure we don't feed her however , we when I got out the shower this morning , I found it curled up asleep on our bed so think it must have climbed in through an open window !! might have to stop stroking her and give her a water spray instead to stop her moving in ... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Davkaus Posted November 3, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 3, 2021 Had to take mine to the vet for his annual heart scan, and he's all good, the cardiologist just had one question, why were his paws and face orange. Because just before the appointment I'd been about to eat breakfast and the bastard stole my beans. 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted November 6, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted November 6, 2021 (edited) I've mentioned before about an occasional visitor we have. Never seen him out after dark. A couple of days ago I let him in but didn't feed him. I then found him asleep on our bed. He's rarely been upstairs before. Yesterday Mrs Sidcow was taking daughter to an early morning appointment and was in and out the house with the door open whilst defrosting the car as I was having a lie in. Suddenly I felt the cat jump into the bed and it fell asleep at my feet. Then around midnight last night I saw the security light come on and there he was yowling at the patio door. He genuinely looked relieved to see me as I came to the window, when I opened it he shot inside. Went straight upstairs and I found him curled up on my side of the bed next to Mrs Sidcow. Tried to get him back out a couple of times, I was actually outside with him at 2am but everytime I made a bid for the door he shot back inside. I plonked him firmly on the sofa with a couple of cushions but he was back on the bed at 4.30. I took him back down with a final attempt to encourage him out but he wouldn't go. I wasn't going to literally force him out. Mrs Sidcow by now was awake so came down to fall asleep on the sofa watching TV as she will do. Anyway he was still here when I came down this morning and has only just gone. I was hoping he'd just been caught outside by fireworks and holed himself up somewhere before seeking a place for the night but Mrs Sidcow pointed out that he's not wearing a collar which he always has done so I'm wondering if he's been abandoned. I'm now very concerned we've been forcibly adopted. He can **** off though. He must be around 9 years old now. He's not coming to live with us just as the vet bills are likely to start arriving. Edited November 6, 2021 by sidcow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 3 hours ago, sidcow said: I've mentioned before about an occasional visitor we have. Never seen him out after dark. A couple of days ago I let him in but didn't feed him. I then found him asleep on our bed. He's rarely been upstairs before. Yesterday Mrs Sidcow was taking daughter to an early morning appointment and was in and out the house with the door open whilst defrosting the car as I was having a lie in. Suddenly I felt the cat jump into the bed and it fell asleep at my feet. Then around midnight last night I saw the security light come on and there he was yowling at the patio door. He genuinely looked relieved to see me as I came to the window, when I opened it he shot inside. Went straight upstairs and I found him curled up on my side of the bed next to Mrs Sidcow. Tried to get him back out a couple of times, I was actually outside with him at 2am but everytime I made a bid for the door he shot back inside. I plonked him firmly on the sofa with a couple of cushions but he was back on the bed at 4.30. I took him back down with a final attempt to encourage him out but he wouldn't go. I wasn't going to literally force him out. Mrs Sidcow by now was awake so came down to fall asleep on the sofa watching TV as she will do. Anyway he was still here when I came down this morning and has only just gone. I was hoping he'd just been caught outside by fireworks and holed himself up somewhere before seeking a place for the night but Mrs Sidcow pointed out that he's not wearing a collar which he always has done so I'm wondering if he's been abandoned. I'm now very concerned we've been forcibly adopted. He can **** off though. He must be around 9 years old now. He's not coming to live with us just as the vet bills are likely to start arriving. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted November 25, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted November 25, 2021 The orange madman got hit by a car last night. Walked away with a swollen face and a lovely bill from the vet. Crisis averted.. just. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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